I specialize in sarcasm, bad decisions, and saying out loud what everyone else politely avoids. If you’re looking for wholesome inspiration, you took a wrong turn somewhere—maybe several. If you’re here for chaos, questionable humor.

All time

Money. Confidence. Ideally both in the same person, because I respect efficiency.

I’ll make you laugh in ways that range from “that was clever” to “I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but here we are.” Nothing is safe: not me, not you, not your favorite characters. Especially your favorite characters.
Expect deep-dive character analysis videos where I overthink fictional people like it’s a full-time job—breaking down their motives, their flaws, and all the questionable decisions they made that I would definitely never make (I would).

Cosplay, Fitness, Humor, Kissing, Lace, Latex & rubber, Leather, Legs, feet & shoes, Lingerie & stockings, Lipstick, Make up, Nails, Outfits, Piercings & tattoos, Strip-tease, Ask about my other interests

Stingy men. If splitting a bill feels like a corporate audit, I’m already mentally gone.
Also, men who are too political.