General Forum
RE: inflatable bra
I dated a girl who used one. Very tragic. One day she was mending some clothes and accidentally punctured the bra with the needle. She did a few pffffffffft pffffffft around the room then flew out the window, never to be seen again.
RE: inflatable bra
I think the older you people get and the longer you stay here you are running out of topics to talk about
theMaskMan
Where are you sweetheart I'm missing you and besides that you need to come back it's getting very bored and I missed your humour
A member Profile thought.........
What really turn me on: are smart women, interesting women, funny women, just women who enjoy life in the same way I do here. If you one of them, your man is waiting you
RE: A member Profile thought.........
I can see it now. All the profiles are different but they all use the same porn star cock picture...
RE: A member Profile thought.........
No that is not right. not every guy without a cam. I'm honest. Mine is 15 inches
RE: Heya CC ! :D
Welcome ......again Jessy. Im sure it should be "imshy" here first but he failed to see this from you. Just a hug from me to you.
RE: Heya CC ! :D
to all the gang in the cc room---right from the start you were a thief you stole my heart-and I your willing victim L let you see the parts of me that weren't all that pretty and with every touch you fixed them--damn I love cc and "Pink"
RE: Hey all)) how is your summer?
went to swim, put in the tube, almost drown bcs of the Wave。
RE: what about my english?
Vacation? What is that? I don't remember ever taking one of those, just work work work :(
RE: what about my english?
JImb--vacation (take one and enjoy it) they say work doesn't help when time comes to a end.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Paco. They say that people get wiser with age. I guess the people who have said that have not met you... Have a good day my friend!!
RE: Happy Birthday
thanks brews. and i am wiser with age but i also forget more with age so it evens out.
RE: Happy Birthday
opps belated hb paco---just think its wiser to forget some things-age does help
man runs into his ex at a bar
A man runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.
“I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole time.”
“You miss me that much?” she asks.
“No,” he says. “But it kept me from cuming too fast.”
“I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole time.”
“You miss me that much?” she asks.
“No,” he says. “But it kept me from cuming too fast.”
Invitation 1
The pleasure of your company is requested- Please celebrate with us the freshness of new life and new love as we-Two lives, two hearts
joined together in friendship united forever in love........(I'm asking some of you lovers here what do you think does this sound good or do I need to put some more thought into it),
joined together in friendship united forever in love........(I'm asking some of you lovers here what do you think does this sound good or do I need to put some more thought into it),
RE: Invitation 1
that sounds like a nice Invitation Austin, not sure if you are asking for suggestions, but if I may.....
The pleasure of your company is requested as two lives and two hearts joined in friendship, now celebrate unite our new life and new love together as one forever in love. or... as one in love forever.
We request the pleasure of your company as we celebrate the freshness of new life and new love as two lives and two hearts joined in friendship now unite in love forever.
We insert names here, request the pleasure of your company as we celebrate the freshness of two lives and two hearts joined in friendship, begin our new life and new love unite together as one forever in love.
We request the pleasure of your company as we celebrated the freshness of two lives and two hearts joined in friendship, unite our new life and new love as one forever in love.
The pleasure of your company is requested as two lives and two hearts joined in friendship, now celebrate unite our new life and new love together as one forever in love. or... as one in love forever.
We request the pleasure of your company as we celebrate the freshness of new life and new love as two lives and two hearts joined in friendship now unite in love forever.
We insert names here, request the pleasure of your company as we celebrate the freshness of two lives and two hearts joined in friendship, begin our new life and new love unite together as one forever in love.
We request the pleasure of your company as we celebrated the freshness of two lives and two hearts joined in friendship, unite our new life and new love as one forever in love.
RE: Invitation 2
OK I thought about it: Dress as you wish, dine as you like, dance as you please. Please join us for dinner, dancing & dalliance!
RE: Invitation 2
How about?
"Oh, you all know what we are doing, Get your asses over here and join us for the party!" Simpler, but more to the point ;)
"Oh, you all know what we are doing, Get your asses over here and join us for the party!" Simpler, but more to the point ;)
RE: hi,im new here,
welcome to cc Anelize- only advice I have is have fun-keep on smiling and sorry your cam not working.
RE: hi,im new here,
Hello Anelize, welcome to the site, I get that happen often and it is not in use anywhere else either. I have a second cam hooked up for back up and I either switch back and forth till it doesn't say it no more or I have to log out of room and back in again until it does no say that any more. Yes you can use SplitCam, I have used it before and it works fine for me.
Good luck to you and have fun. hugggggggg
Good luck to you and have fun. hugggggggg
RE: hi,im new here,
Ashley your always so sweet-one of these days you need to take a trip to Alaska,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
RE: hi,im new here,
awww thank you for the compliment Austin, I came close to Alaska, when I use to go to Fort St. John, Loyddminster,, Dawson Creek, Wainright, St. Paul and that area a lot. I have some friends that go to alaska often when they go panning for gold, they bug me to go with them, but I think that is only so I can do the cooking for them loool. huggggggg
I greet all of the forum!
I would ask if you could help me with an answer, I would like to put my pictures stored in my computer the profile picture and I do not know if you can? From what I read on here I think you can only do your picture with the web site and then placed in profile, but do not understand why I can not save the file to your computer pictures made of computer memory, thank it if you could help me with an answer!
"Marriage rules"
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I will be home when I want, if I want and at what time"
" I want -- and I dont expect any hassle from you"
" I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I wont be home for dinner"
" I will go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and dont you
give me a hard time about it"
....... Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, thats fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven oclock every night...whether youre here or not."
"I will be home when I want, if I want and at what time"
" I want -- and I dont expect any hassle from you"
" I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I wont be home for dinner"
" I will go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and dont you
give me a hard time about it"
....... Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, thats fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven oclock every night...whether youre here or not."
The Cheap Parrot
A woman sits in a cafe, having her lunch, when she look across the street and see a pet store. And she see a parrot, that costs only 2 dollars. She go to the pet store and ask:"why is the parrot so cheap?" The owner tells her it has a rude language after being in a brothel for many years. The woman wonder how rude the bird could be, but she decide to buy it.
At home she let the parrot into its cage, the parrot look at her and says: "Brothel madam, brothel madam". She laughs and thinks the parrot could be fun to have.
Her two daughters come home from school. The parrot looks at them and says: "Brothel babes, brothel babes". They laugh together with their mom about the funny bird.
Then her husband comes home. The parrot looks at him and says:
"Welcome back, Bob, nice to see you again!" :-D
At home she let the parrot into its cage, the parrot look at her and says: "Brothel madam, brothel madam". She laughs and thinks the parrot could be fun to have.
Her two daughters come home from school. The parrot looks at them and says: "Brothel babes, brothel babes". They laugh together with their mom about the funny bird.
Then her husband comes home. The parrot looks at him and says:
"Welcome back, Bob, nice to see you again!" :-D
RE: curiousity
on an aesthetic level, doesn't work for me, i prefer an all over tan.
I appreciate that not everyone wants to sunbathe nude...mores the pity
I appreciate that not everyone wants to sunbathe nude...mores the pity
RE: curiousity
Variety is the spice of life, and you are never going to please everyone. be you do not worry about them
RE: curiousity
Personally, I think tan lines from bikini are very sexy, because it highlights the special areas :) From a one-piece suit, however, I do not get the same impact. However, when wearing clothing, tan lines can look out of place. Best with the naked body.
Dream Date
Anyone know an asian girl with a corsette, purple parrot, eye patch, blue hair, with small tits, with a cam and internet connection in instant action category willing to do an anal toy show for .60 per minute
RE: Dream Date
Oh yeah I remember 3 like that too. They used to hang out in the Texas Bar in Saigon circa 1966-1967. Oh yeah love you long time Joe!
RE: Dream Date Ingredients
Not sure if this is open to put our own dream date ideas in or not, so I will simply say the ingredients of what a dream date for me would be. lool
My dream date involves, a quiet place surrounded by mother nature's beauty of trees, wild flowers, green grass, peace and quiet, along with a picnic basket, ice cold beer, fishing rod, river with fish in it, a blanket, fire pit, sunny day with a calm breeze and of course all shared with the one who likes these type of ingredients.
My dream date involves, a quiet place surrounded by mother nature's beauty of trees, wild flowers, green grass, peace and quiet, along with a picnic basket, ice cold beer, fishing rod, river with fish in it, a blanket, fire pit, sunny day with a calm breeze and of course all shared with the one who likes these type of ingredients.
Chatssssssss
Sure are a lot of very "friendly" chats here at CC. Glad to know that are some very sweet host and not heartless one lol.
Kisses sweet hosts
Kisses sweet hosts
Winter is around the corner.
Does anybody have any plans this Christmas holidays, winter is around the corner. Anyway I want to share a joke with you while I'm here.................
Three couples go camping and one couple forgets their tent. So they decide the men will sleep in one tent, and the women will sleep in the other.
In the middle of the night, John says, "Bob, look at this fucking hard-on I’ve got. It must be all the fresh air. I’m going over to see my wife."
Bob says, "You want me to come with you?"
John says, "Why the fuck would I want you to come with me?"
Bob says, "Because that’s my cock your holding."
Three couples go camping and one couple forgets their tent. So they decide the men will sleep in one tent, and the women will sleep in the other.
In the middle of the night, John says, "Bob, look at this fucking hard-on I’ve got. It must be all the fresh air. I’m going over to see my wife."
Bob says, "You want me to come with you?"
John says, "Why the fuck would I want you to come with me?"
Bob says, "Because that’s my cock your holding."
RE: Winter is around the corner.
Plans, I be attending a wedding and hope to see the waves in the Bahamas and Sean the joke was funny (LHH)
looking for THALIA
im looking for thalia just looking for maybe where she went to and if she is still on cc. she also goes by tooexclusive and went by lovecaty
hy all here!
'm new here and I would ask if you can help me with some information, for example, how can I delete a profile picture or how I could save picture dic my personal computer to put them on the profile page? where I could see the measured time in private? means those two green lines on the edge of the web on the pv session? thank you
RE: hy all here!
Hello Rose and welcome to the site. If you look on the side of this window i the blue section, you will see a long list, scroll down to almost the bottom and you will see the section Help and under that section you will see Software Manual and F.A.Q's
All your questions will be answered in those to sections, in the Software Manual section it shows the screens and describes all the parts to it.
If you look up that list a bit more there is a section called Revenue. click on that and it will show you what you have made each time.
As for the picture part, you can not delete a profile picture, all you can do is click on hide. To down load a picture from your computer into your profile, you will have to contact the site and ask them if they will do it for you. Otherwise you can not just down load pictures from you computer to your profile.
I hope this helps. Good luck to you and enjoy the site. huggggggg
All your questions will be answered in those to sections, in the Software Manual section it shows the screens and describes all the parts to it.
If you look up that list a bit more there is a section called Revenue. click on that and it will show you what you have made each time.
As for the picture part, you can not delete a profile picture, all you can do is click on hide. To down load a picture from your computer into your profile, you will have to contact the site and ask them if they will do it for you. Otherwise you can not just down load pictures from you computer to your profile.
I hope this helps. Good luck to you and enjoy the site. huggggggg
RE: hy all here!
Hello again Rose, you are very welcome and thank you for the compliment. You are very lovely looking young lady, with a natural beauty, I am sure you will do very well. Take care and have a great week. hugggggg
RE: hy all here!-to Ashley
Ashley-I always enjoy reading your messages here in the forum, you make me smile and have that warm fuzzy feeling inside the kind you know a person gets with a good woman speaks-if you ever get a chance come hang out with us in the community room.
RE: hy all here!-to Ashley
Well hello Austin, thank you very much for your compliment and thank you for the invitation. I do venture there now and then. So if you feel that fuzzy feeling and you not got a peach in your hand, then it might just be me venturing again. lool. be well everyone huggggggggg
Another one I will share-The Good Dog
A butcher was about to close up shop one night when a dog walked in, carrying a paper bag in its mouth. The butcher tried to shoo the dog away, but it wouldn’t leave. Instead it set the bag down and barked at it. So the butcher looked inside of the bag, and found some money and a note.
The note said:
1 lb Italian sausage
2 lbs Pork chops
So the butcher filled the order, made change for the dog, put it all in the bag and handed it back to the dog. The dog grabbed the bag in its mouth and left.
Well, the butcher was pretty amazed, so he decided to follow the dog, since he was closing up shop anyway.
He followed the dog down the street, where he witnessed the dog walk up to a street corner and wait for the walk signal. When the signal came, the dog crossed the street.
The butcher, now thinking that this was the smartest dog he had ever seen, followed.
The dog ended up at a bus stop. Several buses went by, and the dog just sat there. Finally, when the number 32 bus arrived, the dog got on. So did the butcher.
After a while the dog got off the bus, and the butcher followed. The dog walked down a long street until he got to a house. He jumped up to the gate and opened the latch, then walked towards the house. When he got to the front step, he set the bag down and rang the doorbell with his nose.
The butcher, witnessing this, was now convinced that this was the world’s smartest dog. He was flabbergasted!
The dog rang the doorbell a few more times, when finally a man answered. “You stupid, stupid dog!”, he said.
The butcher then piped up, “What do you mean ’stupid’? This dog is a genius!”
“No, he’s an idiot. He forgot his keys again!”
The note said:
1 lb Italian sausage
2 lbs Pork chops
So the butcher filled the order, made change for the dog, put it all in the bag and handed it back to the dog. The dog grabbed the bag in its mouth and left.
Well, the butcher was pretty amazed, so he decided to follow the dog, since he was closing up shop anyway.
He followed the dog down the street, where he witnessed the dog walk up to a street corner and wait for the walk signal. When the signal came, the dog crossed the street.
The butcher, now thinking that this was the smartest dog he had ever seen, followed.
The dog ended up at a bus stop. Several buses went by, and the dog just sat there. Finally, when the number 32 bus arrived, the dog got on. So did the butcher.
After a while the dog got off the bus, and the butcher followed. The dog walked down a long street until he got to a house. He jumped up to the gate and opened the latch, then walked towards the house. When he got to the front step, he set the bag down and rang the doorbell with his nose.
The butcher, witnessing this, was now convinced that this was the world’s smartest dog. He was flabbergasted!
The dog rang the doorbell a few more times, when finally a man answered. “You stupid, stupid dog!”, he said.
The butcher then piped up, “What do you mean ’stupid’? This dog is a genius!”
“No, he’s an idiot. He forgot his keys again!”
RE: Another one I will share-The Good Dog
yes Andrea-I know what you mean-I do know a few that fits in that category
RE: Another one I will share-The Good Dog
Was it a blonde dog? Seems to have the same problem as the blonde who locked her keys in the car.
the worlds smartest man
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
"Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
RE: have you heard one about one of the worlds smartest woman
this one is about job searching-looking for a job:
Miss Jones was involved in an affair with her boss, Mr. Smith. Unfortunately, the relationship had reached the point where Miss Jones felt that she was simply being used as a girl toy, so she found a new job and went to tell her boss that she was quitting.
“Mr. Smith,” she said, “I’ve found a new position.”
Mr. Smith replied, “Great, let’s try it!”
Miss Jones was involved in an affair with her boss, Mr. Smith. Unfortunately, the relationship had reached the point where Miss Jones felt that she was simply being used as a girl toy, so she found a new job and went to tell her boss that she was quitting.
“Mr. Smith,” she said, “I’ve found a new position.”
Mr. Smith replied, “Great, let’s try it!”