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Question for romanian hosts?
I sent a gift to a host and the Romanian post office has it. Now the hosts tells me she has to pay $50 to receive it? Why does the post office charge for gifts? please any one explain it to me. thank you.
RE: Question for romanian hosts?
In the future, use FedEx. With FedEx, customs is less likely to check as closely than the regular mail. And while you will need to declare the value, you can put the low end of the true value.
Remember that the value of an item is not necessarily the price you paid. Many items are available at various prices. Just consider the price of milk from one store to the next. And there are different ways to determine value. For example, if you sent a gold necklace, is the value of the necklace what you paid, the appraisal value, the scrap value, et cetera? Scrap gold is worth much less than a new necklace, and once you buy something, it is no longer "new". (You know the old saying about a car depriciating the second you drive it off of the lot, don't you?)
Another thing to do is not send anything too expensive. Save this for visits. This will draw less attention to the package. Keeping things below about $50 will help. (A $200 gold necklace could easily be described as a $40 gold necklace if one were to value the necklace as scrap.) Also, there are different ways to describe the necklace.... They ask for material but if you "forget" and just write"necklace, $40", nobody may notice. Finally, sending things at Christmas time or other busy times (I assume this was a Valentines/Dragobetes gift) can help. This time of year is a probably pretty busy.
Remember that the value of an item is not necessarily the price you paid. Many items are available at various prices. Just consider the price of milk from one store to the next. And there are different ways to determine value. For example, if you sent a gold necklace, is the value of the necklace what you paid, the appraisal value, the scrap value, et cetera? Scrap gold is worth much less than a new necklace, and once you buy something, it is no longer "new". (You know the old saying about a car depriciating the second you drive it off of the lot, don't you?)
Another thing to do is not send anything too expensive. Save this for visits. This will draw less attention to the package. Keeping things below about $50 will help. (A $200 gold necklace could easily be described as a $40 gold necklace if one were to value the necklace as scrap.) Also, there are different ways to describe the necklace.... They ask for material but if you "forget" and just write"necklace, $40", nobody may notice. Finally, sending things at Christmas time or other busy times (I assume this was a Valentines/Dragobetes gift) can help. This time of year is a probably pretty busy.
RE: Question for romanian hosts?
i received many gifts from members from US or other countries and never payed more than $1
help me please
i recently had 2 hosts get mad at me because i see other hosts. Yet they never acted like they care about me or not, never answer emails, etc. why would a host be mad when they see members all day and i never complain. Just curious, members or hosts what do you think? thanks for the info.
RE: help me please
Well... my own rule is I never talk about other hosts unless a host brings a name up first. It's just impolite to do that... she's your "host," after all.
On the other hand, most of us wrestle with the same feelings, to some degree at least, especially after we have exposed our own vulnerabilities/shortcomings to another person. Hosts are no different. You go somewhere else, as is inevitable here, and they feel a sense of loss when they find out about it. Emotional, not logical, but real nonetheless.
I hope this makes sense. I am not a woman.
On the other hand, most of us wrestle with the same feelings, to some degree at least, especially after we have exposed our own vulnerabilities/shortcomings to another person. Hosts are no different. You go somewhere else, as is inevitable here, and they feel a sense of loss when they find out about it. Emotional, not logical, but real nonetheless.
I hope this makes sense. I am not a woman.
RE: help me please
It is a business, a livlihood. No one likes to lose a sale to their "competitor". So this is a natural reaction and the host may feel a little rejected. They may not know how to overcome the perceived objection they think you have.
Dont make it a personal issue. Just as you would respect a woman you were with by not talking about past g/f's - practice the same here. Let the host know how you feel about them and how they make you feel. Tell them why you want to spend time and money with them.
Hosts, your goal should be to make your customer say WOW. And you want to get them to come back more often. So, give them a reason to come back. Getting angry doesn't help. Find out what the members "hot" buttons are - and don't be afraid to ask for the order. Ask or invite them back. Make it a "date".
Dont make it a personal issue. Just as you would respect a woman you were with by not talking about past g/f's - practice the same here. Let the host know how you feel about them and how they make you feel. Tell them why you want to spend time and money with them.
Hosts, your goal should be to make your customer say WOW. And you want to get them to come back more often. So, give them a reason to come back. Getting angry doesn't help. Find out what the members "hot" buttons are - and don't be afraid to ask for the order. Ask or invite them back. Make it a "date".
RE: help me please
Well, there are several possibilities:
1. The host is interested in having a real relationship with you.
2. The host is interested in having all of your money.
3. Both 1 and 2. (In certain situations, this is sometimes called "marriage".)
I would not worry about it unless (1) you have promised the host not to see other hosts or (2) you told the host that you don't have much money so you cannot see her but then proceeded to see another host.
You could talk to the host and ask what the issue is. (Radical idea, I know.) Maybe she really likes you as a person and is really jealous. But be careful because even if she says this, she may be lying to get your money.
I am not sure how the hosts found out. Either they are friends or work in a studio together, but there are no rules against saying you do not have a cam, using multiple CC ids, and using multiple yahoo ids. Unless you are telling a host that she is your girlfriend and then seeing other hosts, whom you chat with is your business.
1. The host is interested in having a real relationship with you.
2. The host is interested in having all of your money.
3. Both 1 and 2. (In certain situations, this is sometimes called "marriage".)
I would not worry about it unless (1) you have promised the host not to see other hosts or (2) you told the host that you don't have much money so you cannot see her but then proceeded to see another host.
You could talk to the host and ask what the issue is. (Radical idea, I know.) Maybe she really likes you as a person and is really jealous. But be careful because even if she says this, she may be lying to get your money.
I am not sure how the hosts found out. Either they are friends or work in a studio together, but there are no rules against saying you do not have a cam, using multiple CC ids, and using multiple yahoo ids. Unless you are telling a host that she is your girlfriend and then seeing other hosts, whom you chat with is your business.
RE: help me please
Asiandoll may have summed it up with the ending to her message.. P.O.W. A "Prisoner of War" is what is may very well be. The competition for attention (translated to video dollars) is not only keen but sometimes elicits significant emotion. Recently I had a first time experience with a host who asked me if I had a favorite. Sensing this was a loaded question, I responded with " There are several girls I like to chat with". Wrong frikken answer...:) Her response was : Why don't you go visit them?" "Session ended" was the next message... I had to look to see if I was in the Dungeon category... Oh well, it is what it is and I have met some really nice hosts here.. It just like anything else, there are all kinds of personalities everywhere.. Cheers.....
RE: help me please
Yup "Realistic", it is what it is . No argument there. But, as a realist, I would suspect you might also agree the entire concept of porn, and the surrounding dynamic , is essentially fantasy based. If that's true then it wouldn't be much of a stretch, in my opinion, to say some probably find considerably more, outside the scope of the porn aspect, here. After all, It's their fantasy / reality and one never knows what might develop in crossing over between the parallel existence of the two . No sir, one never knows .. Cheers....
RE: help me please
thank you all for your answers and i appreciate it very much. i will be more considerate and hope they understand my feelings too.
good question
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50."
He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?" :--)
He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?" :--)
RE: golden oldies
what makes you sure you can still catch her unless you are in touch with her. are you still in touch? sounds not possible.
RE: golden oldies
Oh geeeze. Another Chickoryblue post. Respect her. She will come back only if she wants to.
RE: golden oldies
with global warming will the well run dry sooner or will it flood as the ice caps melt and the oceans rise?
joke
A bloke from Barnsley wakes up with a sore arsehole. So he decides to take a trip to his local shop, when he gets there he then says to the shopkeeper, "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream ?"
The shopkeeper replies "Aye we do, does tha want a magnum or a cornetto ?"
The shopkeeper replies "Aye we do, does tha want a magnum or a cornetto ?"
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
never understood it. never have, never will. some belong in glamour, some in glamour belong in non adult. no consistency.
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
They staisfy a need just the same as the adult hosts do. It is not really my thing but each to their own. There are certainly a few I wouldn't mind seeing jump ship and make there home on adult island.
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
Please accept my apologies. I sometimes forget that a large percentage of the people on this site do not have English as their first language.
"Jump ship" was used to refer to a sailor that had left a ship without permission and had no intention of ever returning.
It has now used In English to refer to anyone who leaves somewhere or something earlier than expected.
For example ;- The party was rubbish so I jumped ship and went to the pub instead.
"Jump ship" was used to refer to a sailor that had left a ship without permission and had no intention of ever returning.
It has now used In English to refer to anyone who leaves somewhere or something earlier than expected.
For example ;- The party was rubbish so I jumped ship and went to the pub instead.
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
The prices can be a bit silly - Can a girl who apparently just sits there charge more for some of the pretty girls who do adult shows?
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
Apparently some can charge more. I think some like me sit there hoping and wishing they would jump ship and go a little farther. My favourite (guess who) moved from Friends and Family to Glamour last fall, so now she can be a little more risque' in her dancing. And I'll never forget the video playback she made a few years ago
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
I think one can make a good argument that keeping a conversation going with a guy who may or may not be particularly interesting is more demanding than simply taking your clothes off. The most successful hosts effectively combine non-adult and adult. They can keep a member in video by talking intelligently and flirting with/teasong him and then they may get naked. The top ones can then keep a guy chatting in vid for some time after he comes. Then it may be time for round two or he finally leaves.
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
hmm well there are so many hosts/ girls on the net you can talk to for free - still don't get it. But anyway - each to there own :)
RE: OPINIONs ABOUT NON ADULT HOSTS(For members)
seems to me that everyone in non-adult is an adult...now that seems strange to me :P
RE: OSCARS!!!
Slumdog Millionaire for best picture.. and I really hope it wins. Was one of my fave movies I saw in the last year.
Heath Ledger to win for the Joker role. Great performance and a sad loss.
Interested in everyone's views here.
Heath Ledger to win for the Joker role. Great performance and a sad loss.
Interested in everyone's views here.
RE: OSCARS!!!
The Pianist( a lil bit older) but impressed me very much and of course Hostel which was the scariest movie for me in 2005...:D and i love it...hahaha
RE: OSCARS!!!
Some of my recent faves (last 12 mths or so):
- Slumdog Millionaire
- The Edge of Heaven
- The Orphanage
- Lemon Tree
- Lust, Caution
- Caramel
- The Dark Knight.
- No Country for Old Men.
I LOVE the movies!
- Slumdog Millionaire
- The Edge of Heaven
- The Orphanage
- Lemon Tree
- Lust, Caution
- Caramel
- The Dark Knight.
- No Country for Old Men.
I LOVE the movies!
RE: OSCARS!!!
Yeah.. its the same film - Se, jie (2007) with Tony Leung.
Its directed by Ang Lee, who also made other films I really like - Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and Brokeback Mountain.
Keep having fun at the movies!
Its directed by Ang Lee, who also made other films I really like - Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and Brokeback Mountain.
Keep having fun at the movies!
RE: OSCARS!!!
Neither have I :(
Perhaps we should hook up and go to the cinema together (back row of course - oh but then we still wouldn't have seen any of the movies on the list :D)
Perhaps we should hook up and go to the cinema together (back row of course - oh but then we still wouldn't have seen any of the movies on the list :D)
RE: OSCARS!!!
I recommend "The Visitor"... nobody has mentioned it yet. I can't claim it's better than any others, but I liked it... a sweet, quietly moving film.
i'm glad i'm not married(yes i know the comebacks for this)
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 120 kilometres per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 100 kilometres, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket"
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUUUUTTTT UPPPP!!??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?
" "Oh, heavens no, officer! Only when he's been drinking." :--)
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 100 kilometres, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket"
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUUUUTTTT UPPPP!!??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?
" "Oh, heavens no, officer! Only when he's been drinking." :--)
RE: i'm glad i'm not married(yes i know the comebacks for this)
Why do married men die before their wifes ?
Because they want to )))
Because they want to )))
RE: i'm glad i'm not married(yes i know the comebacks for this)
AMEN sista'!!! You couldn't say it better.
RE: i'm glad i'm not married(yes i know the comebacks for this)
If we all did..there will be very few visitors left for you girls....
RE: i'm glad i'm not married(yes i know the comebacks for this)
The way I heard it told the officer tears up all the tickets in the end and says to the man "you're free to go, you've suffered enough"
RE: i'm glad i'm not married(yes i know the comebacks for this)
that was a very happy ending...lol..
Playboy & pants
The Playboy organisation made a loss of $145million dollars in the last 3 months of 2008. Is the bottom falling out of the pornography industry?...or just out of my underpants:))
RE: Playboy & pants
Playboy has been losing money for ages. They've been in a rocky financial state for years, so have most porn magazines. As you would guess, the Internet and free porn online has totally cut into their business. Ironically, online porn has also hit the porn industry itself. I saw porn star Savannah Sampson on a late night talk show and she was complaining about guys downloading her pics or clips online but NOT joining her pay site. At one point she looked at the camera and bluntly said "I just want to say to all the guys out there, if you're jerking off to my pictures and they didn't come from my pay site, just remember you're taking money out of my pocket!" Given how horny guys can be and they just want to get off, I'm sure her plea fell on a lot of deaf ears!
your dirty mind too?
Dr. Parker, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smith, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly, “Dr. Parker, I do not think that is a proper question to ask me, you should be asking a boy. And I assure you my parents will hear of this."
With that she sat down, very red-faced.
Unperturbed, Dr. Parker called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Dr. Parker. "And now, Miss Smith, I have three things to say to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind.
And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment." :--)
Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly, “Dr. Parker, I do not think that is a proper question to ask me, you should be asking a boy. And I assure you my parents will hear of this."
With that she sat down, very red-faced.
Unperturbed, Dr. Parker called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Dr. Parker. "And now, Miss Smith, I have three things to say to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind.
And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment." :--)
RE: BEST PLAYBACK VIDEO THAT YOU EVER SAW?!!!?
Was a video playback bath and shower session by TMM back in 2006 in adult section. omg she was so hot in that video!
RE: BEST PLAYBACK VIDEO THAT YOU EVER SAW?!!!?
It was almost 2 years ago now, a girl/girl with Anitalove20 (Claudia?) and her friend Lisa. These 2 were not pretending! It was one of the most sensual vids i have ever seen. Honourable mention to AnalDoll for really pushing the envelope with the crazy things she does.
RE: BEST PLAYBACK VIDEO THAT YOU EVER SAW?!!!?
Xextasyx has some very sexy playback vids to check ,Avora did a great on in shower also teengone wild (wow).Kathys had a good one with white panties. i seen so many but xextasysx bath vid stands out for sheer class (but Alex is very classy lady )
RE: BEST PLAYBACK VIDEO THAT YOU EVER SAW?!!!?
My favorite is LATINHOTT...she is very original and creative with her videos....makes me crazy. She is brazilian, so she is very sexy in video playback....also amazing in live cam.
RE: BEST PLAYBACK VIDEO THAT YOU EVER SAW?!!!?
check the new xextasyx playback ;) very sensual
RE: BEST PLAYBACK VIDEO THAT YOU EVER SAW?!!!?
I tried a Latinhott playback a couple of weeks ago and found the picture quality very poor - like slow internet speed and low resolution
RE: BEST PLAYBACK VIDEO THAT YOU EVER SAW?!!!?
JB, I watched one of LatinHott video playbacks yesterday...and everything looked high quality to me....I can only say mmm...mmmm....and mmmmmm!! very sexy!!!!
RE: What present to man for man's holliday?
What's a man's holiday? You mean your bf is comming to visit you? I guess in that case you will be enough..
RE: What present to man for man's holliday?
Since Valentines Day is essentially a nice day for the special ladies to be remembered, I have always thought men should have a similar holiday. While flowers, candy and fragrance may be great gifts for that special woman, what turns a man's head is much more simple. With that in mind, perhaps the new holiday should be called "Steak and B.J. Day". It's self explanatory and is guaranteed to win your man's heart. Good Luck and........Cheers
RE: What present to man for man's holliday?
I promise you,, the outlined "gift" would be greatly appreciated. If you would be inclined to offer this gift with greater frequency, you have a lucky man indeed.. I think those who are older or have been married for some time understand the significance. Cheers...
RE: What present to man for man's holliday?
Wow I think I want to be the man in your life :P
p.s. I don't really like tools :D
p.s. I don't really like tools :D
RE: ImNotYourFriend
Yes it was for you. Now that I have checked out your pics it is doubly true :D
RE: What present to man for man's holliday?
You know about the only tool that matters so everything is fine :P
Happy B-day GlamDeborah
As you celebrate your day,I celebrate you & the beautiful friendship we share.Happy b-day mistress and everything you wish may come true!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
Happy Birthday GlamDeborah!!!
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
Happy Birthday GlamDeborah!!!
RE: Happy Birthday!!!
Thank you sooooo much...I wish you also all the best and all you wish to come true.Is a special day and thanks so much to everyone that was so kind to send me his/her warm wishes for my b-day!
kissssssssssssss
kissssssssssssss
NIne Words Women Use
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission .. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man... That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don' t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
RE: NIne Words Women Use
The only thing I would add is....Menstral Cycle...For all those true Gentlemen...you already know Words ARE NOT REQUIRED to describe the Preventive Maintenance System(PMS) that is in place!!!
RE: Fetish
I haven't read the category rules recently, but isn't fetish an adult category where members might expect nudity?
Here are some fetishes I've heard people asking for that don't require nudity.
Feet
High heels
Stockings / panty hose
Finger nails
Smoking
Here are some fetishes I've heard people asking for that don't require nudity.
Feet
High heels
Stockings / panty hose
Finger nails
Smoking
RE: Fetish
Well, if she does mention her fetish area and that she won't do anything else in her session name/details and/or profile I guess that would be OK as well;)
Alternative Genesis
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God to talk to her.
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Well, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals including that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"I am lonely," said Eve, "and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, God?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll generally give you a hard time. But...he'll be bigger and faster, and can help protect you, and will like to hunt and kill things to eat. He will look silly when he's aroused, but as you've been complaining about frustration, I'll
create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be
too smart, so he'll also often need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." said Eve. She raised an eyebrow quizzically. "What's the
catch?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So to keep him happy you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's a little secret just between the two of us ... You know, woman to woman."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Well, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals including that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"I am lonely," said Eve, "and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, God?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll generally give you a hard time. But...he'll be bigger and faster, and can help protect you, and will like to hunt and kill things to eat. He will look silly when he's aroused, but as you've been complaining about frustration, I'll
create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be
too smart, so he'll also often need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great." said Eve. She raised an eyebrow quizzically. "What's the
catch?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So to keep him happy you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's a little secret just between the two of us ... You know, woman to woman."
RE: Alternative Genesis
Scientists say all creatures started out as female, with some species developing males as well. So, all us guys started out as c**ts then later evolved into pricks.
RE: Next covergirl
Hmmm...Hmmm...craving for my green wrinkled humps you must be :).Nervous you make me...hmmm...
Hosts could you do me a favour
When you post your profile pics could you post pictures taken just a couple of seconds apart. Then, on the days when I have no money (everyday), I could call them up click on the next button and pretend I am in a video (like when you draw pictures in a book and then flick the pages quickly) :P
a monkey & a lizard were...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude....... how much water did you drink?!!" :--)
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude....... how much water did you drink?!!" :--)
to TNT
Im really sorry i cannot send you a cc mail, here is long time ago since i stopped using my real name for some reasons and i prefer to stay like this if you dont mind:)
Let me be your secret admirer hehe:*
Hus!
Let me be your secret admirer hehe:*
Hus!
RE: to TNT ~ host in adult section
Oh well that is ok.. I understand. It was just natural curiosity stemming from well over a year ago :)
We all have reasons for wanting to keep CC away and separate from 'real' life and for my part I'd much rather have RL over CC any day.
I am a product of a time when things seemed simpler, relationships were easier and generally there was more trust to be had and less cynicism to be found. I cannot complain, just ponder.. :)
The only reason I asked was because I had thought, like so many others you had moved on never to be seen again, and it seemed a shame to never really connect after all.
Still, if you do eventually move on maybe then you will spare a thought for lill' ol' me and take me with you? :) Hehe..
Ahhh we can all dream can't we :P
Take care.
TNTSTHBPCBSSS
We all have reasons for wanting to keep CC away and separate from 'real' life and for my part I'd much rather have RL over CC any day.
I am a product of a time when things seemed simpler, relationships were easier and generally there was more trust to be had and less cynicism to be found. I cannot complain, just ponder.. :)
The only reason I asked was because I had thought, like so many others you had moved on never to be seen again, and it seemed a shame to never really connect after all.
Still, if you do eventually move on maybe then you will spare a thought for lill' ol' me and take me with you? :) Hehe..
Ahhh we can all dream can't we :P
Take care.
TNTSTHBPCBSSS
RE: to TNT ~ KinkyDiva
Well maybe if you are not so busy we can use yours ;)
But seriously, tis no big deal. I was just curious, no more , no less. People always know how to reach me if needed. I have never felt the need to hide who I am and people either like me or they don't. Life is too short to worry about all the people who don't like you and neglect the people who do.
It is one of the reasons why I roll my eyes when you see members complaining about this host or that. Have your beef by all means but then just move on. There are 100's if not 1000's of lovely girls on CC and one of them is bound to make you feel better not worse.
Ok, said slightly more than I wanted but oh well. Find I have the time right now so what the hell?
Y'all have a nice day :)
TNTJCBFTDWLT
But seriously, tis no big deal. I was just curious, no more , no less. People always know how to reach me if needed. I have never felt the need to hide who I am and people either like me or they don't. Life is too short to worry about all the people who don't like you and neglect the people who do.
It is one of the reasons why I roll my eyes when you see members complaining about this host or that. Have your beef by all means but then just move on. There are 100's if not 1000's of lovely girls on CC and one of them is bound to make you feel better not worse.
Ok, said slightly more than I wanted but oh well. Find I have the time right now so what the hell?
Y'all have a nice day :)
TNTJCBFTDWLT
RE: to TNT ~ KinkyDiva
The Naked Truth Just Couldn't Be Fussed To Deal With....? One day I will get there:))
RE: Glamour vs. Little shy
I've never been to Glamour in my life because it seems like too much of a gamble as to whether there will be any "action" or not. At least in little shy you know that eventually you'll get there. Never forget this is first and foremost a site where members look for adult content.
Too good?
Any members here choose NOT to visit certain hosts because the whole experience (beauty, conversation, sensuality etc.) was just too damn good? There's one host that I choose NOT to visit just about everyday. l'lI sit there with my cursor over the vid chat button and my self preservation instinct kicks in and I can't click it. It is like Ulysses fighting off the calls of the sirens, or was that Homer? or Bart? So instead I'll find someone who's not gonna be on my mind the next day when I'm stuck in traffic. Weird huh? They should have warnings on CC like they have at ski resorts. Here's a nice little "bunny hill" girl for beginners. Nothing really bad is going to happen at 2 mph. Now over there is a girl who's a "Black Diamond" run. Oh yeah you could definitely kill yourself going down that one.
RE: Too good?
No doubt one of the "usual suspects". Personally I always find that gold one has dug from the ground oneself always shines more brightly that the gold presented on a tray in the jewellers.
RE: Too good?
Perhaps true, but have you ever actually dug real gold? It is not so shiny at first, until you clean it and polish it. Then it shines brighter than the store bought.
RE: Too good?
Actually was more like two. One probable suspect and one not.
Totally agree about the jewelers tray. Where is the chase? But isn't that our worse nightmare. Finding someone you really really like here. Where is it going to go? These are lotto odds we are dealing with.
Totally agree about the jewelers tray. Where is the chase? But isn't that our worse nightmare. Finding someone you really really like here. Where is it going to go? These are lotto odds we are dealing with.
RE: Too good?
LOL!! that was brilliant, Jed.... Sirens! That was Ulysses... probably Bart too.
Yep. Sometimes I feel like my heart is wide open, almost as wide as my eyes... I too have a friend/host who has that effect on me, from whom I can barely tear away. I would say, speaking for myself: revel in this feeling, call it life, joy, love, infatuation... and then let go of it, if the odds tell you that's what you have to do. Be true to yourself. These emotions are like wisps of cloud that pass over the landscape of your life... they are fleeting. You can spend your time pursuing clouds, or you can watch them float by.
My 2 sense.
Yep. Sometimes I feel like my heart is wide open, almost as wide as my eyes... I too have a friend/host who has that effect on me, from whom I can barely tear away. I would say, speaking for myself: revel in this feeling, call it life, joy, love, infatuation... and then let go of it, if the odds tell you that's what you have to do. Be true to yourself. These emotions are like wisps of cloud that pass over the landscape of your life... they are fleeting. You can spend your time pursuing clouds, or you can watch them float by.
My 2 sense.
RE: Too good?
As sure as day follows night, someone will. You may be impatient, and that I can understand, but don't ever doubt it will be so.
RE: Too good?
Good points Hoo. I'll be looking at these clouds from both sides now. But Its clouds illusions I recall, I really don't know clouds, at all.
RE: Too good?
I just look at the price. If very hot but too expensive, maybe I try once or twice. Or maybe I get started on my own, lol, before I jump into video to save some money. But I wouldn't never see a host because I couldn't resist... I would try her out and next time I think about her and needed some relief, I would jump into video with a cheaper host to save money. The real danger is when you pay less per minute, you feel that you can chat forever and sometimes can end up paying more in the end.
RE: Too good?
Hmmm wasn't considering the financial side of this. I could, however use some help with my taxes and setting up a budget if you got some time.
Also, thanks for the mental image of you "getting started" prior to entry into vid chat.
Also, thanks for the mental image of you "getting started" prior to entry into vid chat.
RE: Too good?
Maybe we could share a cab ride sometime? You seem to be the type who always knows the quickest, cheapest way home.