General Forum
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
Well, I dunno about everyone else, but to me, it's pretty difficult to fake hot, white stuff shooting out of my dick at light speed.
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
well its pretty hard for guys to fake orgasms, although it is possible, so i would have to say men are really. Its alot easier for women to do so they of course are good at it, but if a guy can get away with it he gets a cheer from me, wish i could !
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
Have I done it? Yup.. So why would I, you ask.. Here's my personal take. While difficult to control, it can be a great advantage to sometimes fake the orgasm, not the entire scenario. After all, for myself at least, once the release is done there is a sense of exhaustion beyond the physical and often takes quite some time to be ready for the second adventure. The advantage to "faking it" is to prolong the experience by bringing your partner to her climax and then share a bit of quality hugging and touching time. As it seems a woman can regenerate her energies much quicker than a man, this "quality " time should lead to her becoming aroused again and followed by an encore The "faking it" gives the experience the equivalent of a halftime break. Also, after having controlled the first "shot" , the second finale seems to take longer, thus providing a more sensual experience.
Insofar as to whom is the best? Well, based on the posts, it's certainly seems easier and more prevalent among women. Based on that, I'd have to say they are. Hey, it did just occur to me. What if all the effort I made to prolong the experienced involved mutual fakery? Guess I'll never know. But then again, it really doesn't matter.as the orgasm is only part of the equation. pfft, pfft, pfft
Insofar as to whom is the best? Well, based on the posts, it's certainly seems easier and more prevalent among women. Based on that, I'd have to say they are. Hey, it did just occur to me. What if all the effort I made to prolong the experienced involved mutual fakery? Guess I'll never know. But then again, it really doesn't matter.as the orgasm is only part of the equation. pfft, pfft, pfft
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
for men the goal is to cum in that. why would you fake having a goal?
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
A man has to do what a man has to do when there is a chance to score in a fresh field ;)
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
Definately women, otherwise every woman I've ever had sex with has had an orgasm !! lol
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
Pretty easy question. When it comes to orgasm women take the prize. But men can fake a few things to. Like some fake they are really into foreplay. Come on. They just want to get hard, get in, get off and go to sleep. Some fake that they are really into cuddling and hugging and giving little kisses after sex. The men are either replaying the baseball game in their head or wondering what time Home Depot opens in the morning. Guys can be fakers too. They just suck at it.
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
I can fake it :D If she looks hat and then when she gets naked she looks like the back end of a Hippo then i can fake it cos i know anything that was standing up and having fun is now lying down and begging for mercy.. and its always handy to have a bottle of Hellmans Mayonaise handy just by the side of the bed. :P
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
If she swallows or likes to lick it off, that's not such a good idea, unless she is as dumb as a tree stump and thinks your spooge actually tastes like mayonnaise.
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
Just because a guy cums doesn't mean he thought the sex was that good or that the girl is that good a lover)) Guys pretty much cum no matter what...
RE: Men or women: who are better fakers?
For guys there is a big difference between cumming and a orgazm. cum is mostly easy and cant be faked but an orgazm is a compleatly different animal and can be faked by both sexes
RE: davedavetherave
My dave... I love him... he is a gentleman a sweetheart.
dave... u know im alway waiting for u in my chat.
come and party with me my little cudly hairy bear....
dave... u know im alway waiting for u in my chat.
come and party with me my little cudly hairy bear....
RE: davedavetherave
Dave is a CC icon. Through being very nice and polite, funny and charming, and spreading around some money in videos he has found a place in the hearts of many hosts. Particularly the most beautiful intelligent ones. I hate the bastard. What does he have I dont have? Huh? Sure I am cheap and never say goodbye and my small talk is "spread em" but I am a good guy...sometimes. Dave I hope the D key on your keyboard breaks. See how much they love aveavetheave. Kidding man. Well deserved adoration. You kiss ass.
RE: davedavetherave
dave is a sweetheart .
i love u my dave .
thnk u 4 many nice times with u .
i love u my dave .
thnk u 4 many nice times with u .
innocentgame
Alex on innocentgame and xinnocentx on videoplayback (occasionally live as spoiled on friends and family) if she is at her computer while you are watching her video, she will ask if she can watch you get off over her:) we have done this a few times. Only problem her connection is not gr8 so sometimes makes her vid freeze. anyone else experienced this?
RE: innocentgame
Wow not a bad look girl with a hot body at a very good price. Score. Yeah you always run into nice good looking hosts with lousy cams that freeze from time to time. Has to be their web connection. Dont know what can be done about it. I know for some hosts it is on and off. Decent video one day. Bad another. Nothing CC can do about it I dont think. Again thanks for the tip on the girl.
RE: innocentgame
just want to add it's xinnocencex and not xinnocentx but Yeah! I checked her out too, got a good connection and a great time! Well worth adding as favorite for me
RE: innocentgame
Glad others have enjoyed too she is cute girl gr8 video but she says is too shy to perform live but enjoys seeing her viewers reaction:) its nice to have her approval and encouragement:)
RE: innocentgame
never quite understood replay maybe you can explain it to me. i don't understand why you pay the same price to see a video unless the girl is watching and willing to pop in? Help
RE: My free hour :)) Welcome
Buy VIagra,Pete. I hope, its help and)) and may be save some money for private
RE: oops didnt finish my previous posting LOL
As for further or future viewers at the price you are charging per minute don't expect a flood of new friends. Think about lowering your price from time to time so you can meet some of the really interesting people around here. For most you are another high priced pretty girl nobody will go to see.
RE: oops didnt finish my previous posting LOL
My doctor asked me if i smoke after sex. I said i never looked.
You keep saying all the same over and over again and again. Don't you think you could say smth knew, well just for a change? :-) thanks
You keep saying all the same over and over again and again. Don't you think you could say smth knew, well just for a change? :-) thanks
RE: oops didnt finish my previous posting LOL
Gee girl, calm down, just look who i was talking to. CC made special thin threads coming from one reply to another so we can see to whom it's addressed.
Dont take everything personally :)
Dont take everything personally :)
RE: oops didnt finish my previous posting LOL
Call me crazy. I have noticed a lot of hosts including some of my former favs have raised their prices. Not much 10-20 cents a minute but enough for me to look else where. And guess what ...I keep finding a lot of great sexy hosts at lower prices. Pure economics.
RE: oops didnt finish my previous posting LOL
What a shame you can't find great sexy girls for free in real, aint it ?
RE: oops didnt finish my previous posting LOL
Any guy who spends time in CC is generally pathetic in real life one way or the other...you and I included. Thanks for reminding me we are both losers.
hairwash ?
hello is here a girl with long hair who washes her hair in front of the cam ? i m a hair fetishist thanks for answer
RE: hairwash ?
1st let me say, diferrent folks for differnet strokes.
2nd why on earth would you pay a cam girl to wash her hair? is it a turn on? Wouldn't you get more excitement out of watching her play with her pussy?
Oh, wells good luck, I'm sure the girls would happy to let you watch them shampoo (it's a guarenteed 30 min if she plays it right)
2nd why on earth would you pay a cam girl to wash her hair? is it a turn on? Wouldn't you get more excitement out of watching her play with her pussy?
Oh, wells good luck, I'm sure the girls would happy to let you watch them shampoo (it's a guarenteed 30 min if she plays it right)
RE: hairwash ?
Some of these girls here look pretty bad and need a fire hose, not just a shampoo. Your saying is "If you don't look good, then we don't look good." Just how ugly are you, Vidal? :p
RE: hairwash ?
Well you could be in luck because there are a lot of girls who look like they haven't washed their hair in weeks. The problem will be most of them work in a studio. Even the ones who work at home don't generally have their computers in a bathroom. You will need to find someone with a laptop, cam and wireless connection I guess. And dirty hair of course. Why don't you just hang out at the local Supercuts?
RE: hairwash ?
Come to mention it your hair looks like it could use a good scrubbing. The mouth could use a little soap as well.
RE: hairwash ?
As luck would have it, I chatted a lot with a host, then visited her, then we had a couple weeks of fun and travel, and many times, showered together and she let me wash her hair...I don't know if anything you'll get here in cc comes anywhere close to that, but i am sure, if she wasn't arriving here next month and was still working in cc, she might oblige you, but WOW I had great time, so there's hope for all you others!
Good luck
Good luck
RE: hairwash ?
Anne made increddible shows washing her long hair on front of cam, one of the best shows i ever seen.
RE: MY definitions...
BBM, like most off us here is I supose. Maybe not even beautiful, maybe just BM:)
RE: MY definitions...
almost BBW - but if it's not a description of a body type what the hell do you think it is?
RE: MY definitions...
Yes, and you can go on to say that the term big (fat) beautiful woman is an oxymoron lol.
RE: MY definitions...
Actually, the fashion industry hates such body types, but there are LOTS of fatty lovers out there.
RE: MY definitions...
not a strict "supermodel" but if you are very thin and especially tall it is the best for you
RE: to ally
i can tell u now, he is 65 (truth) and likes to try it with all the ladies, he is a bit of a turd really, ask the last person he hurt *WINK*
RE: to ally
ally194 is the best. He is kind, helpful, understanding, and not cheap. I honoured when he comes to my chat.
A million hugz and kisses to you my dear ally194. Luv Ya!!!
Your sweet kitty (as u always call me).
A million hugz and kisses to you my dear ally194. Luv Ya!!!
Your sweet kitty (as u always call me).
Almaty Kazakhstan
Hey all I will be leaving cc soon to go to Almaty Kazakhstan. do any of you guys or ladies know anything about the city? I have read up on it on the internet but it is always good to hear someone else oppion on it. Plus i dont thing there are any host from kazakhstan here. but any info would be great. thanks and peace out.
RE: Almaty Kazakhstan
Funny thing, I'll be spending the next two years in Kazakhstan, too. But I won't know the city until I get there. Do a google for blogs from there.
RE: Almaty Kazakhstan
People seem always to be surprised that the biggest cities in any country are so expensive. OF COURSE THEY ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE!! All the government offices are there. All the richest people live there. All the international company offices are there. All the investors live there.
If you want to live cheaper you must find a smaller city that has less activities... less services... less amenities... If you can live modestly and quietly you can live cheaply anywhere, but most aren't interested in that.
If you want to live cheaper you must find a smaller city that has less activities... less services... less amenities... If you can live modestly and quietly you can live cheaply anywhere, but most aren't interested in that.
RE: Ding-dong!
You are one of the hosts that help me feel great as I read your posts and I go to your website.
RE: how to get pregnant ?
When a man and a woman meet, love between them happens and 9 months later they get the result of their love. What a miracle.
The best time is during ovulation (13th-15th day of your menstrual cycle). Best position is supposed to be "from behind" coz that way the penetration is the deepest. And dont' forget to stop using condoms :) good luck!
The best time is during ovulation (13th-15th day of your menstrual cycle). Best position is supposed to be "from behind" coz that way the penetration is the deepest. And dont' forget to stop using condoms :) good luck!
RE: how to get pregnant ?
1. get a fertile man or go to sperm bank
2. get excited and have some foreplay then get naked
3. either jump his bones or let him jump ur bones
4. don`t use a condom :P
5. insert in opening and stroke in and out well until
6. you get the end result
7. shake well after use to get the last few drops, last few drops always the best
8. now jump up and down and stand on ur head
9. wait until properly settled
10. get a pregnancy test
11. low and behold you might be pregnant.
That`s the silly part. If your really looking to get pregnant, pick the right man, get comfortable and in the right mood together, foreplay, loving, just try what gets u excited and and just keep trying, its the only thing to do, keep trying cos i bet the guy will love to keep trying with u:P
If all else fails give me a mail and i`ll help u out :D
2. get excited and have some foreplay then get naked
3. either jump his bones or let him jump ur bones
4. don`t use a condom :P
5. insert in opening and stroke in and out well until
6. you get the end result
7. shake well after use to get the last few drops, last few drops always the best
8. now jump up and down and stand on ur head
9. wait until properly settled
10. get a pregnancy test
11. low and behold you might be pregnant.
That`s the silly part. If your really looking to get pregnant, pick the right man, get comfortable and in the right mood together, foreplay, loving, just try what gets u excited and and just keep trying, its the only thing to do, keep trying cos i bet the guy will love to keep trying with u:P
If all else fails give me a mail and i`ll help u out :D
RE: how to get pregnant ?
Judging by your very creative choice of name for your post, I would strongly suggest the original poster not to follow your advice. She could end up with a baby that is "butt ugly." :P
RE: how to get pregnant ?
positions? what are you talking about? if you want a baby, just call the stork delivery service and place an order like everyone else does.
RE: how to get pregnant ?
now I understand why we grow that slowly - they don't deliver this far north, so we have to use the oldfashioned way. Kind of fun making failures tho' ;)
RE: how to get pregnant ?
True, everyone knows that the stork does not fly that far north. This perfectly explains the low Norwegian birth rate. Consider using UPS or Fedex instead. DHL is acceptable, too, but you run the risk of the baby being delivered by mistake somewhere in Eastern Europe...
RE: how to get pregnant ?
Try not to be so paranoid, Dr. Spock! Even if she were indeed trying to do what you suggest, most everyone here knows that her strategy would never work. For obvious reasons, the sperm count of the average member here is WAY too low... :P
RE: how to get pregnant ?
Man landed on Mars and saw lovely Martian lady stirring in a pail, and asked her what she was making, She said a baby, and he told her that is not the way we make babies on earth, and she said show me how you make babies on Earth, He took off his space suit and proceeded to have his way with her, after 15 minutes he got up and put his space suit back on, and she asked him, " where is the baby" and he said that it takes 9 months to get a baby. and she said" why did you stop stirring"
RE: how to get pregnant ?
What a great question. It made a lot of people smile. And , you actually received some very good advice in a few of the posts. Good luck.
any thort.s
what do you think if there was an addional feature to search for chat host,s how about if it was possible to search by real name eg laura aswell as screen name
RE: any thort.s
You didn't mean their real name. You mean the name they use on CC. A few use their real names but many use made up names.
RE: any thort.s
By price . Say 5 price bands. Save a lot of time by searching and then finding a girl you fancy is too expensive.
RE: any thort.s
and how would you find out her real name? and why would you need to know it? the ONLY reason to cross-check the real name would be to find out if she has more that one screen name/ or perhaps going on a quest to find her in real life without her knowing about it.
night thought
just was listening to Frank Sinatra and a thought came to me - here in cc we are all - strangers in the night...though most of men here looks for more then just inviting eyes and exciting smiles
RE: night thought
Why Not?? The song speaks of "wondering if we might be sharing love before the night was through".and two lonely people finding love only a "glance away" .From the perspective of a romantic, wonderment and a sense of love can present itself in many ways. Here, it may often be just a glance which eases a loneliness or brings comfort. Perhaps a warm conversation might bring smiles and laughter to replace tears or pain. Certainly the song could apply to this venue as well as anywhere. For the less romantic, there is always the comfort of a quickie or a smoking hot session of passion. Either way, the lyrics of the song might apply.. Of course, it's just an opinion, and it's mine.. BTW... Dean Martin is some great listening also. if you like the songs of the era.. Be well..ta ta
RE: night thought
Seemingly much longer than you, if your sarcasm may be considered a foundation for knowledge, thought processes or interpretation . I believe my comment was directed to the writer. Ever thought about posting something other than a mindless criticism? Or ,do you actually have any thoughts of your own outside the scope of your anger.with yourself? Now, take your medications like a good boy / girl and tomorrow will be nice a cheerful. :)
RE: night thought
I think that "And..." (whomever he or she might be!) was also adressing his comment to xelina18x, and not to you. Still, I agree that some people here are just way to quick to apply judgement and post sarcastic remarks to other people's posts. If they at least were even close to being GOOD at it, it would be more bearable and perhaps even entertaining for people like you and me who try apply some measure of civility in our posts. Thankfully, their extremely short attention span coupled with a somewhat limited vocabulary means that at least they don't argue their point for very long. Be grateful for that! ;)
RE: night thought
You are correct. I did notice, after having sent the message it was directed to the writer rather than myself.. I did not print a retraction however, as I regarded the sarcastic post as being callous and thought it deserved a bash or two.
Las Latinas
For members who complain about hosts and hosts who complain about members take a lesson from the girls from Colombia. There is a group of them. They all come on at night at around the same time. All are pretty, have nice bodies, passable english but more importantly a great attitude. They charge a reasonable price. 1.20 or so in open and a little more in one to one. You go to their video you get a big smile. No small talk. No time wasting. Just a what would you like honey. Then right to business. Not too slow. Not too fast. Strip. Play and voila. Big smile goodbye. The only problem is they are so frigging popular it is hard to get a video with them. So they are making a ton of money. So lets review for the hosts:
Happy friendly personality
Low price
No stalling No scamming
Right to business
Not too slow. Not too fast. Very sexy.
Slam, bam, thank you mam.
Priceless
The only thing is it looks they all live in the same place. Kind of freaky. Must be a big studio or something. Anyway they define what a good host is for me guys. Just stay away from them between 10 and 11 at night EST. I need to pop in, pop off and go to bed.
Happy friendly personality
Low price
No stalling No scamming
Right to business
Not too slow. Not too fast. Very sexy.
Slam, bam, thank you mam.
Priceless
The only thing is it looks they all live in the same place. Kind of freaky. Must be a big studio or something. Anyway they define what a good host is for me guys. Just stay away from them between 10 and 11 at night EST. I need to pop in, pop off and go to bed.
RE: Las Latinas
Yes, I know exactly who you are talking about and I absolutely agree. The beautiful, curvy hotties with the cute Looney Tunes themed rooms. I have had shows with a few of them and there is another one from Colombia, but I think not from the same group, exoticlatina. I especially love how they stand up in front of the camera and show their entire bodies and their sexy moves.
RE: Las Latinas
You think that the looney toon them is a coincidence or that they all work together? Their rooms seem complete with beds, furniture, small kitchens (little fridge and portable stove), et cetera. I considered the idea that they all worked together, but every one says that they work at home. I guess that they all could live in an apartment complex together.
One other thing that every one has in common: they all want to marry me lol.
One other thing that every one has in common: they all want to marry me lol.
RE: Las Latinas
I noticed that they all come on at the same time too. But I wonder if this has something to do with the nature of the internet in Colombia. Maybe it is a lot cheaper to use in the evening or something like that as opposed to them all working together and the studio being open only at certain time. The looney toon theme could also just mean that looney toones are popular there.
RE: Las Latinas
Might have to do with the fact that they are young and live at home and wait for their families to go to sleep or something like that.
RE: Las Latinas
One of those girls told me they would do ANYTHING for a visa to the US. The only problem with latin ladies is they start packing on the pounds after a few years, so bang em while they are hot.
RE: Las Latinas
Wrong, not all Latinas get that fat ass when they reach certain age. Some get better with time. My ex-gf from Colombia was 37 and she had a nice slim body and looks great in those mini bikinis. She would workout at least 3 times a week. I see my friends' latinas wives in their late 40's and they look as hot as young chicks. It all depends where they come from. Most ladies from colombia, Brazil, venezuela, and argentina won't get fat. They are very into their looks. Mostly ladies from Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Mexico just forget about their body once they get old and start having babies.....
The gorgeous "Intervention"
This truly beautiful and sexy girl is back. Go see her and take a trip to heaven.
RE: The gorgeous
How do you know Ernie went to heaven ? He might be in the other place shovelling coal instead of playing the harp :)))))
Odessyxox in Little Shy
I was going to chat to this girl until I checked her price.
$3 open session....$5.10 Private. Unfortunately I could not arrange a bank loan !!!!!
$3 open session....$5.10 Private. Unfortunately I could not arrange a bank loan !!!!!
RE: Odessyxox in Little Shy
For that price her head better come through the screen. I mean this girl is average at best. Do they ever do videos? Is it one of those deals if they hook some idiot for an hour they make as much as a regular priced host working all week? Maybe its a typo?
RE: about married
I knew one girl but she is trying to get visa sooo long to go to marry with member. Because of Russia probably....
RE: about married
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.
RE: about married
yes of course ,, seen a few ..
I tried a few , but so far not found the right one yet.
well maybe i have ,, not met this one yet..
its soon tho , when she flies over ,, will let you know,,
she is not sure if i am after her money tho ,, as she is a very wealthy lady.... oh well I will just have to proove im not..
I tried a few , but so far not found the right one yet.
well maybe i have ,, not met this one yet..
its soon tho , when she flies over ,, will let you know,,
she is not sure if i am after her money tho ,, as she is a very wealthy lady.... oh well I will just have to proove im not..
RE: about married
You've been using that quote a lot lately, awol. Have you made it a personal goal to try to work it into every thread?
RE: about married
I don't know for sure whether he is or not, but I think that, at least in this instance... his comment makes perfect sense.
Gifts to buy for men
Insights into selecting a gift for a man:
Rule #1: When in doubt - buy
him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he Already has one. I have
a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can
never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.
Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with
the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words.
"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are you
through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why.
Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his
car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to
hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one
knows why.
Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men
bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he
wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they
have worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV
with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips,
and flips, and flips.
Rule #6: Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs. If you do, it
will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. Real men drink whiskey or beer.
Rule #7: Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave
or deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
Rule #8: Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills.
Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere.
Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No
one knows why.
Rule #9: Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required"
on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts
left over.
Rule #10: Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works,
Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab
Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance Centers are also excellent
men's stores. It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. "From
NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for
a '68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
Rule #11: Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will
barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank.
Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants
a hamburger?"
Rule #12: Tickets to a Red Wing/Lions/Pistons/Tigers game are a smart
gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of
19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
Rule #13: Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a
chainsaw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what
happens when he gets a label maker.
Rule #14: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum
extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an
extension ladder. No one knows why.
Rule #15: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins,
or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of
3/8" manila rope. No one knows why.
Rule #1: When in doubt - buy
him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he Already has one. I have
a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can
never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.
Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with
the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words.
"Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. "By-the-way, are you
through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" Again, no one knows why.
Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his
car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to
hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one
knows why.
Rule #4: Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men
bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he
wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they
have worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV
with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips,
and flips, and flips.
Rule #6: Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs. If you do, it
will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. Real men drink whiskey or beer.
Rule #7: Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave
or deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
Rule #8: Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills.
Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere.
Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink. You get the idea. No
one knows why.
Rule #9: Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required"
on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts
left over.
Rule #10: Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works,
Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab
Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance Centers are also excellent
men's stores. It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what it is. "From
NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for
a '68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")
Rule #11: Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will
barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank.
Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants
a hamburger?"
Rule #12: Tickets to a Red Wing/Lions/Pistons/Tigers game are a smart
gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of
19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.
Rule #13: Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a
chainsaw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what
happens when he gets a label maker.
Rule #14: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum
extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an
extension ladder. No one knows why.
Rule #15: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins,
or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of
3/8" manila rope. No one knows why.
RE: which one
Instant action with no charge.
The thing with instant action girls is that if you want to talk, you can talk. If you want to see their cervix, you can have that too.
It's a no-brainer surely? :) That's unless you think the girls in the less forthcoming categories are morally superior or something....
The thing with instant action girls is that if you want to talk, you can talk. If you want to see their cervix, you can have that too.
It's a no-brainer surely? :) That's unless you think the girls in the less forthcoming categories are morally superior or something....
RE: which one
it is not the caregory but the rapport with the girl that is most important,imo.
RE: which one
Little shy because the prices are generally the most reasonable. The girls will also do as much nudity as I care for. I dont understand very expensive hosts hanging out in that category. If you are charging 3 dollars a minute and up go to not so or instant.
RE: which one
I like "little shy" category best. Hosts are friendly and prices are right. I enjoy the category