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max--now tell me why would a russian girl want to live in Alaska

didn't know Angels had nationalities.

Captain, Of course they do, and they are disproportionately blond. As George Carlin quipped, "There are far too many blonds in heaven as far as I'm concerned." You've got to get up to speed on eugenics as applied to the angelic realm! Lol!

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But many are, as with Slavic people in general. :)

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AIRYGIRL, We too use the expression "mouse-brown," but it doesn't have a positive connotation. It's funny you should mentioned those who color their hair blond---which we sometimes here in the US refer to as "bleached blonds." A host here, Stripperella, who is a smart, funny lady, became a blond some months back. I tried to talk her out of it. I thought her natural brown hair was quite lovely, but she said she had empirical evidence that blonds are patronized more by guests that brunettes. I hope for her sake, it has improved her earnings, otherwise it was all in vain!

Frankly, I don't understand why some women engage in what a friend of mine calls, "chemical warfare," i.e. bleached hair, tons of makeup, overwhelming (often cheap) perfume, etc. Such women seem so phony to me. What they think enhances their beauty actually detracts from it.

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Sure, there's a whole queue of girls waiting to bleed you dry.

She doesn't know all my holdings are in a Family Trust and can't be touched. As long as we are together we share it, but if she leaves me she's on her own.

....you didn't tell her up front! Now you'll know whether she likes you for the person you are, or just what you HAVE. As the late Billie Holliday put it:

Of course. It is the man's responsibility to provide support to the best of his ability for himself and his family. That is his job. It is also his job to protect his assets. For instance, on a certain day I own this and this and that and this. It is mine, it belongs only to me.

On the next day I get married. From that day forward all the things we buy and earn together belong to both to be shared. But if I have a big house and big investments from earlier she can't have them. She only owns what we get while together. Of course, I will have an honorable good wife and we won't separate. This is only if she is a Gold-Digging Green Card Bride.

obviously u don't live in uk, if u get divorced here she even gets one of ur balls to hang from the rearview mirror of ur car..which is now her car and she parks it in the garage of ur house which is now her house, etc

Obviously you don't know how to protect your assets. See a financial advisor, or an attorney or barrister or counselor or whatever you call them. You can be sure there is a way to structure your assets to protect them.

“the fiancée,”

You are right, but "h's" reply reminded me of the line, "Yeah, I got a divorce. My wife got half of everything I own; her lawyer got the other half." lol!

I'm not sure how things play out in the UK, but in the US (where I understand 60-70% of all lawyers reside, though the population is about 4% of the world's population) divorces are often quite nasty. My take is that attorneys encourage the two parties NOT to communicate. They encourage discord so they can rack up billable hours. Couples who divorce could save themselves a whole lot of grief AND MONEY if they could communicate rationally without the inflammatory intervention of lawyers.

Shakespeare was right: "First we kill all the lawyers." Though lawyers like to cite this line as a pre-emptive move against criticism, I don’t think Shakespeare was kidding. For my part, I think US society would be much better off with fewer lawyers. Of course we need some lawyers, and good lawyers in every branch of the law. But we could well do without the late-night-TV accident lawyer class that has grown up in the US. (Btw, can attorneys advertise on TV in the UK?) What an affront this class—and to some extent the corporate class*--- is to the majesty of the Law itself!

Some years ago I joined an organization called HALT (Help Abolish Legal Tyranny), which is committed to exposing how one can easily do on one’s own (or with minimal assistance) many ordinary legal operations, such as simple wills, divorces, power of attorney, etc. It has been successful promoting legislation that allows paralegals to hang a shingle and prepare such documents at a fraction of the cost an attorney would charge---who would have his paralegal prepare it in any case. These operations are quite perfunctory and there is no need to pay an attorney a huge fee for such. (Needless to say, the American Bar Association opposes HALT's agenda.) But attorneys engage in obscurantism. They like to give people the impression that they are needed for the most fundamental of legal proceedings. Rubbish!

It’s a well-worn phrase here in the US that, “A man who represents himself has a fool for a client.” In certain matters that is decidedly true, but not at all true with regard to the simple matters I cited above.


*In the US there is a hierarchy in the legal profession. Criminal lawyers are at the bottom. Lawyers from “blue-blood” (historically that meant old-line, old-money, Protestant) firms representing the old corporations are at the top.

Actually, Personal Injury lawyers are at the bottom

Detective, Yeah, you're right, but often these guys are the same guys that represent petty criminals...the late-night TV guys!

In the UK we have adverts along the lines of "Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault? We will work on a no win no fee basis." However what legal qualifications they have I'm not sure.

Are you saying people can sell legal services even if they are not barristers?

Melomane, not all divorce lawyers try to spread discord between the parties. More often, they're the calm ones trying to convince a vengeful client not to do stupid things just to get revenge. The vast majority of US divorces never go before a judge (I think it's 95% or so). Sure, some of the compromise is only reached because the lawyer convinces the client that's how it will be decided if it goes to court. But that's still compromise. My divorce lawyer was very good about proposing steps to save money. As long as people are getting married, they will get divorced, so it's not as if the good ones are hurting for clients.

People stereotype and generalize about lawyers just as they do CC hosts.

you're right. and when it comes to any professionals who earn good money, it's always the socialists who whine and try to characterize them in simplistic, sweeping terms as evil.

Money, you got lots of friends,
Crowdin' 'round the door,
When you're gone and spending ends,
They don't come no more.

from "God Bless the Child"* by Billie Holliday

*Billie Holliday sold this song to the studio for $25. She never received a penny in royalties thereafter.

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Brad Pitt is a homosexual ............. dont you read the National Inquirer?

depends, how much money you willing to shell out to her, her family, her friends and her boyfriend?

Lol, you forgot the scam agency that set it up too!...."Hey, have I gotta' deal for you!"

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You have to be careful. I talked to a girl from Russia online for months. We got on great, spent a week together and she was totally angelic. Almost perfect. Got me thinking wow, I've never met a woman like this before. Saw her a few more times. Each time for about a week or two. Once she realised that she "had me" she got worse and worse. She went from angelic to whining, complaining, criticising, never satisified, "I want, I want, I want". Just remember - the novelty for both of you wears off and then the reality hits home. Thank goodness I didn't marry her!

There's nothing "special" about Eastern European women over western women. Just always think "what would this girl have been like if she had grown up in my country". In time, she'll get half way there at least, I promise you!

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I think they are like rocking horse poo lol

same in England .... I think the locals grab these first ,,,

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i think u misunderstand

a) was comparing the guys not any girls

b) was saying as rare as that ,,,,, poo from rocking horses is very rare ,, as they are made of wood ..lol

Brilliant contribution to the forum.

And an equally brilliant contributory reply.

i see the minibikini idea has moved you to action INYF :--))

are ya talking about you or the other guy below?

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hello Brad Pitt, can I play with Angeline while you on here with these girls on cc, I will be good to her and no bad language-okie dokie

Why would it piss off the guys? It's not like any of the women actually have a chance with Brad Pitt. He has his own Angelina for now until he gers sick of her liek he did with Jennifer Aniston.

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cuz he will not get bad with his age until much later. Angelina will be replaced by the new girl of the year soon.

mmm--jennifer --i settle for that date, since angeline wont go

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Im sure he wud mind to have u:p U wud bore him to death:D Muah

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LOOOOOOL believe me baby, i have a life:P

Seems like it touched u huh:P

And dont sheeeesh me, i have the right to have my opinion about anyth, and its a general forum, no? Everyone can post here WHATEVER they want:P

Muah

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Awww thx dear, ur so sweet, but then again, i know better than u what to do:)im not after ur ass baby, it wud be too much of a honor for u:P there are many much more better asses than urs, trust me:) Just can i share my opinion about someone who i think is boring? And btw...Bout my anonimous name. Its not cuz i dt have balls to post my name, its just my bitchy attitude wakes up in me sometimes, and trust me im too popular here, and too many ppl think im an angel, and i dont wanna ruin my angel's image:P>:)
So go sleep urself baby and again...dont sheesh me:P U wont shut me up:)

I myself prefer a honest host more than a liar but maybe thats just me

Good for u:P

I think you have a right to an opinion ,,true..

but just slagging off an individual and hiding like a coward is very poor and pathetic,
Charlotte might be many things , and many have an opinion it seems
but one thing she is never is boring,,

Certainly enlightens the forum with an independent womans opinion and thats nice to see.




Any she is certainly cute ,, and fun...

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Wow ur so cool...Can i be u somehow? Pls? For a minute? LOL

Baby, if u didnt care about what i say u wudnt post such a long answer:P U care a lot:) And to tell me somethings u have to know me a lil at least..All i said was U ARE BORING, but then again, its my own opinion and i have the right for it dont i?

And btw..Bout my ass...Its the best ever:D

Muah:P

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Meowwwwwwwwwww:P

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Ahhh cmon girl, we all here for work, no? Ahhh yea i forgot..Ur looking for a hubbie here..LOL

And my nails are longgggggg:P

Seems its (the ass ) so great - that your too shy to have anyones opinion but your own...maybe over inflated self opinion..???


Strange how your that attacker, hiding away , and your target is quite happy to accept that her ass maybe not the best ..

seems one has humility and tact and not self obsessed and you ??

I dont care how her ass looks like, lol, all i care is how my ass looks like:P
Full of myself? Maybe..But i have my reasons for it:P

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Number of my cats lol? My big fat ass? Hey dont be jealous, tho ull never get such an ass, im sure ur ass is ...well...okay i guess:)Ull survive with it:)And maybe even get a hubbie one day:)

As for my attitude...Im having fun now, thx for a good laugh:)

And for my members...well they never complained about me or my ass:P

My life is just gr8 not pityfull at all, genius:) Stop analysing things u know nothing about:P U suck in it:p

wot a jerk, stop insulting the lovely ladies on here. As my mother said, if you can't say anything nice, DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL

yes, and calling someone a jerk is such a very nice thing.

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Tisme I come up with the idea and now you expect me to also do all the work ?

Oh and I have never been a gallant gentleman in my life :D

not all the work INYF just enough to get you inside the minibikini :--))

Minibikini is moving something in my pants.

tweezers??

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That's because you bring out the best in me kaz :P

Yeah, and moving every other post beneath that one off of page 1 too.... awfully inconsiderate.

but still not as inconsiderate as thinking that a post is so worthy that it deserves more than its"Andy Warhol"moment.its all just fish wrappings :--))

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With loss my heart was broken
That none would have no care
About my poem they had taken
And gave no mention there

Of this poor Shropshire lad
Whom no one ever missed
Dwelling on his youth
And all the maids he kissed

So stranger please pause
As decent men should do
Say it was mine not yours
Put credit where credit's due.

A. E.,

Were Elegy's lines Houseman's?

A Shropshire Lad

Thank you for painting such a beautiful picture in my mind lol.

Thats no oil painting INYF!

It certainly isn't :(

Happy belated birthday by the way.

Happy belated birthday wishes darky.gemini's rule!!!!!! :--))

now that is different :--))

That's as good a reason as any to post here. If you post another 20 new messages you'll even move that post off the first page :P

INYF you could be the gallant gentleman & help the lady by posting some of those new messages for her.many hands make light work :--))

you know you love me, you just don't want to admit it :)

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happy bday bluey

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Happy birthday Blue,all the best :--))

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if he's your x-bf who the hell cares who he falls in love with? at least you could get some $ out of him at the same time

I'm sure most boyfriends and girlfriends dont know, But if they DO KNOW! I bet they know to a certain point and not the whole story and i bet only only some have a clear picture of whats goin on!

Because even if he is her ex- she wants her hooks in him. Typical girl-child behavior.

i have a wife. and i visit CC
she knows about it. no problem. why?
TRUST, the foundation of all realtionships
CC is superficial. my wife isnt and she knows that too

its only as superficial as u want it to be..

some host are that way too..
many
its a job..

but also many here are not.. and enjoy getting to know people..
even becoming friends outside of cc, and keeping in touch / meeting / visiting / after leaving cc..

so your own choice...
im hoping if i re marry . i would not need here at all..

tho i guess its a safer option than real meetings..

as u've said it, one owes their own views. at least we could agree to disagree ... lest going off-topic! lol

what if my wife visits CC? lol, we'd normally do it together and i dont care, neither is she!

but things would take a totally different perspective should either one of us actually work here.....

p/s so hmm... re marry?

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my gf knows and she's ok with it, so long as I don't spend too much. She says as long as I'm not out there really picking up women she's happy. She likes watching porn as much as I do.

your gf tells you how to spend YOUR money & you think you're lucky?

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You're young you're beautiful you should have partied as all too soon your partying days will be behind you :(

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as an old grandpa, i would love to be behind ur ass....sucking!!! :-D

How do you know if she is "young you're beautiful" if you don't know her screen name?

because they were both written by the same person

how do you know that i dont know her screen name?

good detective work detective.
However, by her own admission she says that she is young and beautiful. I'd take that as a confession unless it was under duress.
On the other hand, I say I'm old and ugly - hence no party invites for me this weekend. But you only have my word for that.
Chief Super Intendant Turnips

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And age has it's beauty, if the heart is good.

well, I don't really think it is all that weird ... why pay for something when you can see it for free ...

why dont you tell some one who gives a poop?

told me & i care :--))

But did you poop ?

here's the scoop on the poop.it sounded & smelt like it but i didn't quite make it. maybe next time :--))

Yes, having looked at your pics, I am convinced that Brad could think of nothing nicer than your suggested place for his lips. I hope this helps.

You are a bigger slut than me woman, get a grip! So much for Timberlake eh? ;-)

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yeah,, Brad drives me insane too,, ALWAYS nags about loaning him money, want me in his movies etc etc,, I am SOOOO tired of it..
Brad, if you read this,, GET A LIFE!!!!

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that's me pretending to be Brad ... damn I wish I had his life!

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ladies, ladies, there is no point in fighting ... after all, I am gay :)

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You wanna watch him rattle his mini willy around in my huge asshole? Sure, whatever gets you going.

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I wondered when you would come out of the woodwork George. Eat your heart out, you damn has-been!!

He's a father, you wicked home wrecker!

I don't mind his living with Joely! I love them both and ready to be glue for their family))

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Sooooo...Anyone has a phone number of Johnny Depp? I might even buy it..Pls..Anyone?:D

Hey baby ;--)

Awwwwwww u made my dayyyy:P:P

call me instead, 867-5309

Tommy, why don't you call me anymore? :(

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Unh Huh!

Wow, you dudes must be old or sumpin'.

They only allow 12 characters.

so long as they don't start naming themselves after Backstreet Boys or Bucks Fizz songs, I'll be happy ... although MakinYourMindUp is kind of a fitting name for this whole pick-the-online-skanky-ho thing ... oh fuck me! - I actually know a Bucks Fizz song ... how fucking pitifully sad is that!!?

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Very sad ... especially as you were going for a Bananarama screen name but got scared

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its possible,but when that happens its already to late for not hurting anyones feelings

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lol, I like you so I won't talk with you...lol. Yeah that's what my friends say to me...lol

both - i think you know which one you are

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ploy ploy ploy

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Glad to hear the operation worked

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Happy Birthday Kris

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happy bday bro

Happy Birthday me old mucker! May Reading reign supreme and your year of being 24 be the best yet! Mine wasn't, it was fkn awful but I just know you will do better. :-)

Happy Birthday DM... remember you're not getting older just better :P

have a great birthday and many more

Many Happy Returns DM, my Fav Com Room HOOLIGAN x

All best wishes and miracle happen :P
Kisses

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Happy Birthday DM!!!

Your B'day is 5 days after mine!

(But unlike you, I'm a really old git now!)

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DMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM happy bday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In 5 days ill be 24 too:P

Mwa mwa mwa

Thank you people, but this posting was for miller :)

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Learn to read it next time...

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firstly: "Happy Birthday miller me ole buddy... " (I think you will find this is directed at miller)

secondly: "ok i take it back then.. " (I was merely pointing out it was a post for miller, your reply is just spiteful.)

If you happened to bother to read it in the first place, I used the appropriate words 'rather unfortunate we share the same birthday...'

You know what? Your not worth it... cos even after this shit passed, you will find yet one more reason to be pissed at me. Am done, bye!

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that was nutty:)

Good to see you in such a good mood for ur birthday! loool

Oh and happy birthday to miller too. :-)

:O Are u drunk??

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DDDDMMMMMMMkaaaaaaaaa :P:P:P
Happy birthday dear !!! (K)
Wish you grow and stop scaring ppl with your nipple pics :D

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Didn't he have a thing for Britney Spears? Why would you want anything to do with any guy who's had anything to do with THAT?:O

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Did you miss your meds ???

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hey that was a nickname

my ex gave me Justin


i asked why once


she said



wel when we make love -

it only feels like your

just in

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hi

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Girl u rockkkkkkkkkk(K)

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do better

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Happy Bday K ! ! !
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happy happy,,and happy birthday....

Thank you so very much for the kind birthday wishes! ... however, I have to tell you, it's not really my birthday ...

Thank you Psy :)

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Not mine ;) but DM's ;)

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well some ok, but would be nice if it looked like u enjoyed making them,,

a smile ..

a sexy look maybe ??

im sure u can smile ...

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isnt it a bit village to have some photos done, and actually ask people to tell you if your pretty? You not being full of yourself? and if not, after doing this over and over again wouldnt you be?

You look very angry on the pics. Why? What happened?

hmmm, well you might be someone's idea of a hot skank but unfortunately for both of us, not mine. If you were trying to culture one of those sultry, pouty looks, you were almost there but not quite. Nice creative use of clothes pegs though, so a bonus point for that. Keep trying :)