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Valentine
A Valentine for freeda, my only love who is more to me than any other thing in this World. CHMOCK CHMOCK
RE: Valentine
Mondos got a stalker,Mondos got a stalker(not you freeda,i know who you are) :--))
RE: Valentine
(private to cc/mondo47)yes i'm always a little slow on the uptake.better late than never i guess :--))
Mad cow disease
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for toy-man
She would once she sees this delicious piece of man cock
Open up and say Ahh baby :D
Open up and say Ahh baby :D
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for toy-man
I think they might have picked up on that. How dare these insolent slaves not pay heed to a "Real Mistress!" lol!
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
Wonderful wonderful little song. made me all wet and mushy inside.
Reminds me of me and my hot bf Brown Nose Hunter although I think he should be the wife.
Reminds me of me and my hot bf Brown Nose Hunter although I think he should be the wife.
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
great now the troll is absconding with my nickname as well! We are on to you little troll
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
Oh sweetheart why didn't you say. Of course I'll be the wife tonight my little sexy fruit loop (k).
RE: NOT for the faint hearted
don't know who almea is tissue but sounds like fun.hope you don't mind if i join in.LOL
RE: Valentines Day!!!
yes,
you have something against people that have something against gays?
you have something against people that have something against gays?
RE: Valentines Day!!!
no, not unless you have something against people who have something against people that have something against gays?
RE: Valentines Day!!!
don't let the criticism bother you NightDance, I'm still waiting for my prince also.
cam phones at the beach
did any1 see the flash ad on myspace - 'snap 15 pics of the chic to get free ringtones'
who knew my pervert activites at the beach would inspire an internet ad?
who knew my pervert activites at the beach would inspire an internet ad?
Happy Valentines Day to O.
I am so in love with you, strange way to meet , but im glad we did. Although we are apart this year on the 14th , my heart is yours as im sure you know, we will celebrate this day with barefoot and caviar as soon as you get here. Kissssssss u
Flying
will someone tell someone that i will be home tomorrow,,, leaving Haiti airport,, next stop florida,, than to texas,, than to california,, that home Alaska---hope the bed is there--yes im flying and not smoking--party on room,, see you I hope
RE: would you marry
You might get a "yes" answer, but don't think that one girl who will marry exclusively for ease of life means that all will.
Most girls who use their heads put the ability of the man to support a family as one element of their relationship, just as a man should put certain worldly characteristics into his choices.
Most girls who use their heads put the ability of the man to support a family as one element of their relationship, just as a man should put certain worldly characteristics into his choices.
RE: would you marry
not true! i have asked many girls, also heard them tell themselfs what kind of men they want.. And when most talk and describe the ideal man, the money comes in a last place... but if you ask a sly question like: what if he is kind, caring blah blah but doesnt have much money! Somehoe the ideal man, having a warm heart and everything that they said gets rejected! "why?" cause he doesnt have money lol! 1 thing i dont understand is why not just be real about yourself and just say: YES money is the first thing for me!
I love honesty... and i love when people say 1 thing, ask them a sly question and find out what they really think >:)
I love honesty... and i love when people say 1 thing, ask them a sly question and find out what they really think >:)
RE: would you marry
you're talking about women though. not sure even they know what they really think:P
RE: would you marry
What were you saying? I was too busy thinking about what your breats and ass might look like to pay any attention :P
sorry too
but i was also talking about most women who know what they like! And i didnt mean that all are like that! it's just that when your friends and when it's time to come clean and say what really matters not all people are honest! not all ofcourse! I know true sweet ladies that only mean well and if they love it's real!
BTW...im a man and im not thinking about your tits and ass!
im thinking of to prove my point and not to offend any 1 :)
u said:if we girls say all guys r the same maybe (probably true)
not all not true :P
BTW...im a man and im not thinking about your tits and ass!
im thinking of to prove my point and not to offend any 1 :)
u said:if we girls say all guys r the same maybe (probably true)
not all not true :P
?
who in the heck is this gortensia girl coming in all high up and not so cheerful moods and then tells people off--wait-i forgot this is call publicity stunt--nevermind-carry on
RE: ?
hey leave gortes breasts out of this. she is a great boob with lovely nipples and never says a genital wart againt a clit to anybooty without viagra
RE: ?
sorry -not a host, and i am not piss off---see what I mean,, attitude goes a long way misses
RE: ?
whats going on in here---i had my opinion and now others play a game at it--well ok, continue on,, publicity does help---and by the way i am not a host,, maybe one day i will be,,, and then i can pretend to be a star
RE: Tomorrow is St. Valentines Day and I'll be alone...
I know it really scres the hell out of me
RE: Tomorrow is St. Valentines Day and I'll be alone...
Im alone too on this day:((Damn it:(
RE: Tomorrow is St. Valentines Day and I'll be alone...
St. Valentine's Day is the Lover's Day... and I will also be alone... :(
But there are still 364 days in a year, for "Friend's Day"... and I will not be alone... :)
But there are still 364 days in a year, for "Friend's Day"... and I will not be alone... :)
Valentine Card
Hey, which one of you UK guys sent me a Valentine card??? Mrs Mondo went ape-sh*t when I opened it. Accused me of all sorts of things. As if I would. And don't tell freeda either. ;-)
RE: Valentine Card
still posting canned laughter in response to your own posts.remember fruit loop flea i'm an aardvark
RE: Found One
I think you'll find that smell is the shit that comes out your mouth my sad little friend.
RE: Found One
I certainly will kiss you as your the most effeminate man I have ever met you sexy little bundle of cuddly love. I suppose that little pecker is the downside though :(
RE: Found One
oooooohhh you naughty naughty boy. Unfortunately it won't even reach my inner ear :(
RE: Found One
yes you are right, breaking thru that built up wax will be difficult, stick lighters in your ears , melt the wax, make a wax dildo and fuck yourself dear
RE: Life wothout love?
There is a saying: It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.
RE: Life wothout love?
Time heals the pain, or at least covers it up. After some mourning you should be prepared to open your heart again to romantic possibilities.
RE: Life wothout love?
Yes so you keep telling us you sad loser.
No wonder you have to post your confessions using other people's names. If I was as sad as you I too would be too ashamed to post as myself.
No wonder you have to post your confessions using other people's names. If I was as sad as you I too would be too ashamed to post as myself.
RE: Life wothout love?
you fool. you're only encouraging his juvenile postings. knock it off-before you look anymore clueless!
RE: Fat People
Big people are nice because when they are happy and jolly it is like they are extra happy and jolly. :D
RE: Fat People
And on some chat sites incredibly fat girls make more money than the svelte ones.
German model railways derailed by filth
Nude figurines get down and dirty
By Lester Haines
You know how it is: you've just spent five years lovingly crafting an HO-scale layout of Clapham Junction but can't help feeling there's a certain something missing which would lend your model railway an authentic urban edge.
Well, fret not, because down at the International Toy Fair in Nuremberg, the Busch company recently unveiled its "latest contribution to the model train scenery business" - a set of figurines depicting a group of cops dragging naked strumpets onto the street and entitled "Police Raid on a Brothel".
We kid you not. Spiegel Online has photographic evidence, and also features a nice snap of the Viessmann company's "Sexy Lovers in Motion" - accurately described by the paper as "a man and a woman having sex on a red blanket, in the missionary position".
Yes indeed, the world of model railways really has moved on since I was a lad. Shown here is one of the tamer offerings by Busch - "Admiring the Scenery" - which comes complete with "air mattress, fence with 'knothole', bicycle and tree".
If you fancy something a bit more hard core, try Fleischmann, whose toy fair display included a river beside which "a heavily built and highly aroused man is...getting a blowjob". Spiegel Online elaborates: "His arms are outstretched. He's frozen in an eternal orgasm. The woman providing him with his public bliss is sitting on an inflatable mattress and wearing a straw hat."
Remarkable. Suffice it to say, the Vulture Central train layout now features a naked prostitute trying to avoid arrest by orally pleasuring a police officer while a bloke on a bike cops an eyeful through a hole in the fence.
By Lester Haines
You know how it is: you've just spent five years lovingly crafting an HO-scale layout of Clapham Junction but can't help feeling there's a certain something missing which would lend your model railway an authentic urban edge.
Well, fret not, because down at the International Toy Fair in Nuremberg, the Busch company recently unveiled its "latest contribution to the model train scenery business" - a set of figurines depicting a group of cops dragging naked strumpets onto the street and entitled "Police Raid on a Brothel".
We kid you not. Spiegel Online has photographic evidence, and also features a nice snap of the Viessmann company's "Sexy Lovers in Motion" - accurately described by the paper as "a man and a woman having sex on a red blanket, in the missionary position".
Yes indeed, the world of model railways really has moved on since I was a lad. Shown here is one of the tamer offerings by Busch - "Admiring the Scenery" - which comes complete with "air mattress, fence with 'knothole', bicycle and tree".
If you fancy something a bit more hard core, try Fleischmann, whose toy fair display included a river beside which "a heavily built and highly aroused man is...getting a blowjob". Spiegel Online elaborates: "His arms are outstretched. He's frozen in an eternal orgasm. The woman providing him with his public bliss is sitting on an inflatable mattress and wearing a straw hat."
Remarkable. Suffice it to say, the Vulture Central train layout now features a naked prostitute trying to avoid arrest by orally pleasuring a police officer while a bloke on a bike cops an eyeful through a hole in the fence.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Kameliya my butterfly;) You are so enjoyable even when it isn't your birthday:) Love ya.
RE: Happy Birthday
Women on here get old fast ""ä birthday evry month". send her something nice for Valentine's Day. I'll try to send here something for her birthday next month.
RE: Life
We say in my country a horse is like a man.If a horse is angry its like man is angry.And if a horse walks on grass its like man walks on grass.Do u understand?:D
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
yes--love your neighbor,, who knows you neighbor might be me,, hmm somehow that didnt sound right,, but o-well----get along with all
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
I suspect you know that makes you rather rare, for there are very few hosts from---or even living in---the US.
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
that the sad little ones need to grow up and stop insulting people just to make themselves feel better.
it would be nice though if this forum would get back to how it once was. as for the "90 lb blonde or a 200 lb brunett" well i would rather have a 90lb brunett :P
it would be nice though if this forum would get back to how it once was. as for the "90 lb blonde or a 200 lb brunett" well i would rather have a 90lb brunett :P
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
what do you have against 200 pounders huh? its people like you that make little girls grow up with eating disorders!!!
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
did not mean anything bad about that... actually was more the hair color :) i actually have against any weight.
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
Not funny,
Each to his own taste, right? I understand why more, shall I say "ample" women take offense to people who make fun of their weight, but this is a near universal reaction and this cannot be remedied by the legislation of political correctness. 60% of the American population is obese (principally because they eat too much), yet there is a hostile contingent among this group that is ready to sue if anyone should make a derogatory comment about them. I agree such comments are hurtful and it's not right to say such things. However, such comments are not the grievous offenses that they are made out to be.
A friend of mine from Suriname (the former Dutch Guiana) told me of a humorous exchange between a bus driver in the Capital city of Paramaribo: A very fat women got on the bus and upon seeing this magnificent woman the driver exclaimed, "Oh wow lady, you're gonna pay double for that!" She was used to such remarks, took it in stride and greeted his humor with humor. Life goes on. I can well imagine such a remark made in the US resulting in a lawsuit. It happens all the time. In fact, litigation reaches laughable extremes. I remember reading about a case of a very obese person suing a movie theatre chain because the seats would not accommodate him. Likewise, obese people have responded with outrage (and I think litigation) over an airline company's recent decision to require people over a certain weight to purchase two seats.
I wish your characterization of the origins of eating disorders was that simple. No doubt the whole image thing (thin is good; fat is bad) perpetuated by advertising is a contributing factor, but it’s not as simple as that. There are many social and cultural factors, among them, class, gender, as well as complex emotional and psycho-sexual dynamics that contribute to the etiology of eating disorders.
That said, let me end on a lighter note with a politically incorrect joke:
Q: How do you know when you’re at a bulimic party?
A: It’s a party where the cake jumps out of the girl.
Bon courage!
Each to his own taste, right? I understand why more, shall I say "ample" women take offense to people who make fun of their weight, but this is a near universal reaction and this cannot be remedied by the legislation of political correctness. 60% of the American population is obese (principally because they eat too much), yet there is a hostile contingent among this group that is ready to sue if anyone should make a derogatory comment about them. I agree such comments are hurtful and it's not right to say such things. However, such comments are not the grievous offenses that they are made out to be.
A friend of mine from Suriname (the former Dutch Guiana) told me of a humorous exchange between a bus driver in the Capital city of Paramaribo: A very fat women got on the bus and upon seeing this magnificent woman the driver exclaimed, "Oh wow lady, you're gonna pay double for that!" She was used to such remarks, took it in stride and greeted his humor with humor. Life goes on. I can well imagine such a remark made in the US resulting in a lawsuit. It happens all the time. In fact, litigation reaches laughable extremes. I remember reading about a case of a very obese person suing a movie theatre chain because the seats would not accommodate him. Likewise, obese people have responded with outrage (and I think litigation) over an airline company's recent decision to require people over a certain weight to purchase two seats.
I wish your characterization of the origins of eating disorders was that simple. No doubt the whole image thing (thin is good; fat is bad) perpetuated by advertising is a contributing factor, but it’s not as simple as that. There are many social and cultural factors, among them, class, gender, as well as complex emotional and psycho-sexual dynamics that contribute to the etiology of eating disorders.
That said, let me end on a lighter note with a politically incorrect joke:
Q: How do you know when you’re at a bulimic party?
A: It’s a party where the cake jumps out of the girl.
Bon courage!
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
I agree with what you say. Just please stop mentioning your sex drive. Please. For the love of God woman.
RE: why can\'t everyone be nice???
next thing fullmoon will be asking, is "what am i wearing? you getting off on this fullmoon?
RE: why can\'t everyone be nice???
another troll posting as fullmoon, he would never say anything as silly and juvenile as fruit loop. this fruit has not been duped!
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
Ga Sweet Pea,
I entirely agree and not simply with reference to CC. How much better the world would be if people would simply adhere to the simple precept of being of good will in their dealings with their fellow man, 'loving thy neighbor as thyself,' as “austrip” remarks.
'Loving thy neighbor,' doesn't mean you have to like him. That would simply conflict with the reality of human experience. That's why Poet/Farmer, Wendell Berry said, "Love thy neighbor, the one you HAVE, not the one you wish you had." When I was very young, my grandmother told me, "Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone." Still, we can treat each other with respect.
As “bottom line” points out, some people here (not simply “young ones,” bottom line, even if they are the majority offenders), seem more intent on insulting others rather than engaging in a discussion. Sadly, it seems many of them are only dimly aware of their own hostile agendas and they spend all of their energy here sniping at people (often behind different names) and taking offense when someone shoots back at them.
As a friend of mine remarked years ago, “Life is complicated. Why do some people feel the need to make it more complicated?”
I entirely agree and not simply with reference to CC. How much better the world would be if people would simply adhere to the simple precept of being of good will in their dealings with their fellow man, 'loving thy neighbor as thyself,' as “austrip” remarks.
'Loving thy neighbor,' doesn't mean you have to like him. That would simply conflict with the reality of human experience. That's why Poet/Farmer, Wendell Berry said, "Love thy neighbor, the one you HAVE, not the one you wish you had." When I was very young, my grandmother told me, "Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone." Still, we can treat each other with respect.
As “bottom line” points out, some people here (not simply “young ones,” bottom line, even if they are the majority offenders), seem more intent on insulting others rather than engaging in a discussion. Sadly, it seems many of them are only dimly aware of their own hostile agendas and they spend all of their energy here sniping at people (often behind different names) and taking offense when someone shoots back at them.
As a friend of mine remarked years ago, “Life is complicated. Why do some people feel the need to make it more complicated?”
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
think when bottom line talked of "little ones"&"growing up"was probably referring to their arrested mental & spiritual development as opposed to their actual age.
RE: why can't everyone be nice???
The dictum is not to be taken literally. Of course you know this. We are all each other's neighbor. :)
RE: valentines day
loverrrrrrrrrrrr.you wanted to ask me the same thing??i'm flattered.but what does it all mean?? i'm here for you my lover if you want me on Valentines Day.
RE: valentines day
i was spending it with paco--but now, i have to find another one, but anyway i will be ok here alone and searching
RE: nobody....
You are a reasonably attractive girl. I would switch categories for a while and see how that works. Try smiling in more pics. Tone down the lipstick a bit. Keep your hair down. Hard to tell you body type from your pics which is part of your problem. You seem to have a good body. Not sure about your prices. Try little shy at around .99 cents a minute for a week or so. I assume you strip to some extent. If you dont then well you have a problem there. . Post here when you have new pics and are in that category. If you are not getting visitors reinvent yourself. Do something. Change something.
RE: nobody....
i agree with previous comment, ur pics need something better, not really attractive or sexual, just my opinion.......
RE: thank you girls!
29 is a great age. 30 is when you are over the hill. Get in as many videos as you can. Quick.
RE: thank you girls!
hey if 30 is over the hill, i am over 2 hills! my health is fine, feel like I am over just one hill. If i can only rid myself of these piles!
RE: thank you girls!
still posting laughter to your own posts flea?the circus is back in town,though going by yesterday's performance the jumping fleas will keep replying to themselves.
RE: thank you girls!
well yes i do, the regular forum posters are some of my closest friends and some fo the hosts that i see in 121 are almost gfs.