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Why I do not go to Vid
In my 2 years on this site I have never entered a host's chat room without the intention of going on to paid vid. Yet in about one third of the times I enter a chat room of a new (to me) host I do not actually end up going to vid. This was a surprise even to me. Here are the top four reasons why I bail out at the chat stage.
1) The Empty Room
Ok - you can't be in front of the computer all day and yes I can see it is a hassle to log out and then log in again every time you leave the room for a few moments. i wouldn't bother myself. But is there no way you can stay logged on but invisble to the viewer?. If not then get on to CC to create this option because if you are not there when I come to see you for the first time I won't be back.
2) The Big Delay
Here the chat host actually reponds but takes so long for each reply that one wonders if they are still awake. If you are busy with other chatters (and note that I already know from the 121 option that you are not already in vid) or on the phone or whatever then please just say so and ask me to come back later. I very likely will. But if I think i do not have your full attention, that I do not matter to you, then I will leave and not come back.
3) the Imperial Command
The conversation from the host goes something like this. "Hi", "How r u?", "Come to vid". This is so offputting. Why do you think I am there? - Can you not spare a few minutes to chat so we can break the ice first. In most of these cases if I demure coming straight to paid vid, it is the host who then ignores me or closes down.
4) The Interrogation.
The host's chat consists of a string of questions: "Where r u from?", "How old r u?", "r u married?". Hey - I am looking for some conversation. If I want an interrogation I can get that at home for free.
1) The Empty Room
Ok - you can't be in front of the computer all day and yes I can see it is a hassle to log out and then log in again every time you leave the room for a few moments. i wouldn't bother myself. But is there no way you can stay logged on but invisble to the viewer?. If not then get on to CC to create this option because if you are not there when I come to see you for the first time I won't be back.
2) The Big Delay
Here the chat host actually reponds but takes so long for each reply that one wonders if they are still awake. If you are busy with other chatters (and note that I already know from the 121 option that you are not already in vid) or on the phone or whatever then please just say so and ask me to come back later. I very likely will. But if I think i do not have your full attention, that I do not matter to you, then I will leave and not come back.
3) the Imperial Command
The conversation from the host goes something like this. "Hi", "How r u?", "Come to vid". This is so offputting. Why do you think I am there? - Can you not spare a few minutes to chat so we can break the ice first. In most of these cases if I demure coming straight to paid vid, it is the host who then ignores me or closes down.
4) The Interrogation.
The host's chat consists of a string of questions: "Where r u from?", "How old r u?", "r u married?". Hey - I am looking for some conversation. If I want an interrogation I can get that at home for free.
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
My favourite is "The one that is asleep".
Apparently they are supposed to be working but the eyes start to droop about 4.30am, and why wouldn' they? If they are going to have a nap, log off for a while, get some shuteye and log in later on. There is nothing worse than entering a video room to find the host fast asleep on the couch.
Apparently they are supposed to be working but the eyes start to droop about 4.30am, and why wouldn' they? If they are going to have a nap, log off for a while, get some shuteye and log in later on. There is nothing worse than entering a video room to find the host fast asleep on the couch.
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
I've been through that, but by the time I had video on my screen she was awake with a bewildered look on her face. She asked me to come back in 30 minutes so she could shower and freshen up.
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
a couple of thoughts:
If a host is in open session then she is in vid so she then might have several conversations going at once. this is usually obvious after a while so then I will say i'll come back later.
the host might not talk good english and has to use a translator. this is a problem and very frustrating.
I know many hosts sleep 'on the job' but they can pause the vid. I feel sorry for them as they never get a decent night's sleep but I have left a room because it is costing money while you wait.
these are only small problems really.
If a host is in open session then she is in vid so she then might have several conversations going at once. this is usually obvious after a while so then I will say i'll come back later.
the host might not talk good english and has to use a translator. this is a problem and very frustrating.
I know many hosts sleep 'on the job' but they can pause the vid. I feel sorry for them as they never get a decent night's sleep but I have left a room because it is costing money while you wait.
these are only small problems really.
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
Valid observations Hake, but what I would like to add is don't be so sure that a delay in replying is because the host has no time for you. A lot of the new hosts here have a poor command of English and quite literally everything needs to be translated. Alas, the CC chat room does not allow for cutting and pasting of dialog and so quite often if you say something the host might have to type out exactly what you said into their translator, translate it, then copy the answer back to you. This all takes time.I am not saying this always happens, but certainly it does occur and is worth bearing in mind.
Judging a hosts grip on the English language is a bit of a challenge in itself. I have known plenty of hosts over the years who have seemingly good English when you type to them but will not understand a single thing when spoken to. Remember, English is very rarely a first language for a lot of foreign girls, though they do do their best and do quite well I find. Certainly I have never had a problem talking to anyone and I freely admit my English is not always the easiest to understand ;)
For the record though, hosts without an archive gets thumbs down from me. It does not have to be huge, or even explicit. Varied, creative and interesting shows effort and will give a host many more Kudo's in my book.. That is.. if anyone was particularly interested what I thought ;)
TNTVAHOFO
Judging a hosts grip on the English language is a bit of a challenge in itself. I have known plenty of hosts over the years who have seemingly good English when you type to them but will not understand a single thing when spoken to. Remember, English is very rarely a first language for a lot of foreign girls, though they do do their best and do quite well I find. Certainly I have never had a problem talking to anyone and I freely admit my English is not always the easiest to understand ;)
For the record though, hosts without an archive gets thumbs down from me. It does not have to be huge, or even explicit. Varied, creative and interesting shows effort and will give a host many more Kudo's in my book.. That is.. if anyone was particularly interested what I thought ;)
TNTVAHOFO
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
whats with the TNTVAHOFO who is supposed to guess wtf that means ???
RE: Why I do not go to Vid ~ OT
Hehe.. cute Gorty... So is this where I slip into my Bruce Willis Impression huh? ;)
~----~
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Johhny Rivers
~------~
:P
TNTLTIHITNJB
~----~
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Johhny Rivers
~------~
:P
TNTLTIHITNJB
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
Its psycho babble to make him look "mysterious" my good man.......
TNTREADMYLIPS
TNTREADMYLIPS
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
why dont you go into com chat and find some one there ya fool . most girls there chat freely and if you seem like your wanting vid . they will even let you know want they can do for you . if you goes into the individual rooms then off course they are going to seem to be away . and why should they chat to you you said you been here two years and never went to vid with any body . thats worce than me looool . good luck on you r little miss adventure
RE: Why I do not go to Vid - to mulit
i think Hake actually said that that he only goes to a hosts text chat when he is actually definitely intending to go to paid video with her - and was just explaining why sometimes he gets put off and looks elsewhere
RE: Why I do not go to Vid - to mulit
then why does he say " i go into the room with out the intention off going to vid " ..surely common sence would put it .. com chat . txted room vid ...... or if you like txted room do chat and get to know for vid .... but just to find some one to chat for a few mins .... isnt that what com chat is for :)
RE: Why I do not go to Vid - to mulit
he actually said....."I have never entered a host's chat room without the intention of going on to paid vid." the double negative of NEVER and WITHOUT mean he has only ever entered a hosts chat room with the intention of going on to paid vid.
RE: Why I do not go to Vid - to mulit
hehehehe i know you r right ..... but could help it ... just think the guy has no patience... and just wanted to stir it up :D hehehe got ya :D
to mulit & olgaolga
u made me laugh people :)
who else need a translator here to understand what Hake is talking about?
who else need a translator here to understand what Hake is talking about?
RE: Why I do not go to Vid
I don't know CC's rules about hosts leaving their rooms empty, but one possible solution for annoyance #1 might be if the host made up a little sign and left it in plain view of the camera so that the member could read it in her absence. Perhaps something like "I went to freshen up for you, but I promise that I'll be back in "X" minutes. Thanks for waiting for me." Be sure to write the exact GMT time when you leave on this note so that the member will know how much longer he would have to wait for you. When you return, if you find a member waiting for you in your room, you will know that he was really interested in visiting with you. If you let him know how much you appreciated his patience and reward him with a little extra kindness because he waited, I would guess that by the end of your chat session he wouldn't even remember the minor delay in the beginning. I know I probably wouldn't.
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
you gotta be bold, sweety.....if you're really as hard-up for some hot steamy lovin' as you seem, you have to swallow your pride and take a little initiative.
go clubbin' or to a bookstore or a church picnic or something...as soon as you eye yourself that man-meat you wanna take home and screw senseless, you gotta pounce on the opportunity and make him yours.....bat your eyelashes, smile seductively...turn your back to him, bend over, look back at him and give him a playful little wink...you know, all those sneaky little tricks cosmo teaches you chicks to help you land yourself a man-puppet.
do that and i can virtually guarantee you that you'll be up to your beautiful ears in offers to keep you a little company.
go clubbin' or to a bookstore or a church picnic or something...as soon as you eye yourself that man-meat you wanna take home and screw senseless, you gotta pounce on the opportunity and make him yours.....bat your eyelashes, smile seductively...turn your back to him, bend over, look back at him and give him a playful little wink...you know, all those sneaky little tricks cosmo teaches you chicks to help you land yourself a man-puppet.
do that and i can virtually guarantee you that you'll be up to your beautiful ears in offers to keep you a little company.
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
i was mostly just goofin'....i pray you wouldn't have really taken that advice seriously. :p
taking the first step is something you should really consider though....a truly beautiful woman is something that a lot of guys find intimidating or beyond them....maybe tone down your beauty a bit too...think of those silly american teen romantic comedies where the girl transforms herself from the ugly duckling in overalls and glasses into the sparklingly polished, gorgeous swan of a girl that the guy she's been dreaming of finally takes notice of...do something like that but in the reverse....get the guys thinking less of you as a sex object by not so noticably one.
a book store is a cool place to find people you might share some interests in too, actually....if that's the kind of thing you value in a relationship.
look around for a guy who's looking over the kind of book you find interesting, give him the once over to see if he's decent looking enough, has on cool enough shoes(why do women go nuts so much over what a guy wears on his feet, btw?...i've always wondered about that)...if you find a guy who you might like to meet, go up near him, pull a book from the shelf and look it over beside him while you wait for the chance or make the chance for some kind of interaction...bump into him "by accident" and smile sweetly while apologizing or something, i don't know...just get the ball rolling and let the moment take you. :)
taking the first step is something you should really consider though....a truly beautiful woman is something that a lot of guys find intimidating or beyond them....maybe tone down your beauty a bit too...think of those silly american teen romantic comedies where the girl transforms herself from the ugly duckling in overalls and glasses into the sparklingly polished, gorgeous swan of a girl that the guy she's been dreaming of finally takes notice of...do something like that but in the reverse....get the guys thinking less of you as a sex object by not so noticably one.
a book store is a cool place to find people you might share some interests in too, actually....if that's the kind of thing you value in a relationship.
look around for a guy who's looking over the kind of book you find interesting, give him the once over to see if he's decent looking enough, has on cool enough shoes(why do women go nuts so much over what a guy wears on his feet, btw?...i've always wondered about that)...if you find a guy who you might like to meet, go up near him, pull a book from the shelf and look it over beside him while you wait for the chance or make the chance for some kind of interaction...bump into him "by accident" and smile sweetly while apologizing or something, i don't know...just get the ball rolling and let the moment take you. :)
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
Enigma, do you realise that there are 28 hosts with the word "enigma" in their screen name. If you gave us your full screen name you just might get more visitors.
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
enigma, it is fine for ou to make all these postings, complaining how lonely you are, how much you need sex, but WHO ARE YOU? That is the puzzle. There are many 'enigmas' listed as hosts. Maybe all these other hosts are getting yur visitors and your sex. Until I know which enigma is the real enigma, it is an enigma to me to know how to address your problems.
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
Given the description, long blonde hair, etc, describes 15 - 20 hosts in Non-Adult categories on line at this very moment. This is probably why you are alone.
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
Well I am not shy to come up to you Enigma ;) Though of course if you really are an enigma then I won't know it was you even if I did ;)
Keep them guessing girl.. we all love a good tease ;)
TNTCATHWC
Keep them guessing girl.. we all love a good tease ;)
TNTCATHWC
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
Is that black, as in clothes, or black, as in nail colour?
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
A Rose, by any other name, would still (look) as sweet.
Appologies to Shakespeare.
Appologies to Shakespeare.
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
And to find a Rose in the Desert, is a sight so rare, that man can only wonder at it's beauty, and be so in awe as unable to speak
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
there afraid because you are bueatifull , most guys would think you would have somebody or that they wouldnt be go enough..... sometimes it works if you say hi to them . speicaly the ones you would be intrested in .
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
now I know who you are I can see why guys would be scared to approach you. They'll think they aren't good enough for you and, if you approach them they'll think you are a tart. what a dilema?
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
...and your previous nicknames contained word enigma:-))
Welcome back!:PP
Welcome back!:PP
RE: why men are afraid to come up to me?
how did you find it out? damn, now i am not enigma to all here any more.....what should i do? oh
RE: coffee juice or guys?
red bull and chocolate fudge poptarts....the breakfast of champions.
RE: coffee juice or guys?
No matter how beautiful she is... I would agree... it still would be coffee/
I'd be happy tp bring her a cup back to the bedside...
but, yeah... coffee.
I'd be happy tp bring her a cup back to the bedside...
but, yeah... coffee.
RE: coffee juice or guys?
Leave me out of this pls. Sheesh
...but make me a bacon sandwich now Impy!
...but make me a bacon sandwich now Impy!
RE: coffee juice or guys?
I wake up and go for a run. Then breakfast with an appetite. I have weaned myself off sex in the morning; it doesnt happen any more.
RE: coffee juice or guys?
if I remember correctly, sex in the morning was always the best but waking up with cara for a cup of coffee will do hahaha!
RE: coffee juice or guys?
Juice, then coffee. The guys I can do without, thankyou very much :-)
RE: coffee juice or guys?
I`d love to hold you frm behind Monika, but what part can i hold.. :D
let me know and i`ll come over and hold it for u.. ;)
let me know and i`ll come over and hold it for u.. ;)
Time Traveler
If you could go back in time ............how far back and where would you go to have a fantastic sex vacation?
RE: Time Traveler
I'd go back to tomorrow and go over to the neighbor's place again ... in fact, I do that every day ... I am living the same day over and over again, April 11 2001.
RE: Time Traveler
don't be silly Gort. If I went any further forward i'd be too old to do anything
RE: I am #1
I bow to your magnificence and your sublimly humble, super-human nature. You're messiah-like and way groovy.
Please, please, please - let me know you - let me know what it means to be truly happy - let me drink of the sweet nectar of your best-one-ed-ness.
Please, please, please - let me know you - let me know what it means to be truly happy - let me drink of the sweet nectar of your best-one-ed-ness.
kill 2 birds with 1 stone
Do you think if you were paid to wank, you wouldn't enjoy doing it anymore?
shyangell
anyone else been to this host? for $0.50 she ain't shy or an angell but she is gorgeous and will give you a great time.
RE: shyangell
wow, I didn't know that chicks came with tits that small ... at 0.50 though probably worth a look if all else fails ...
RE: shyangell
I'm not sure it was necessary to add the word man onto the end of your sentence as it maked more sense without it :P
Just joking A Banana :D
Just joking A Banana :D
short joke:P
A boy asks a chemist for a box of condoms, man replies, `sorry i`ve run out, have you tried boots?`
Boy replies, `Steady on mate i want to shag her , not kick her cunt in.!`
Boy replies, `Steady on mate i want to shag her , not kick her cunt in.!`
RE: whats wrong?
1st of all - You are on a Porn Site (expect these requests)
2nd of all - There are hundreds of girls here, many with no viewers either
3rd of all - Most members will bypass a profile
4th of all - Give it time, you will get members
2nd of all - There are hundreds of girls here, many with no viewers either
3rd of all - Most members will bypass a profile
4th of all - Give it time, you will get members
RE: whats wrong?
You are a reasonably attractive girl but your pics are pretty lackluster. You are non-adult which means fewer visitors in general. I would suggest, if possible, look at other host's pics and glam up a bit. Some of your pics look like mug shots or passport photos. Your prices are low so I suspect you are truly non-adult. I assume your English is good otherwise you are in the wrong line of work. Maybe some free sessions will loosen things up or keep posting to the forums...that sometimes gets people noticed. Good luck.
"Do you know me?"
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback,
because he can't quite place her.
He says, "Do you know me?"
She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I had
sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said,
"Ummno, I'm your son's math teacher
because he can't quite place her.
He says, "Do you know me?"
She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I had
sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said,
"Ummno, I'm your son's math teacher
RE: DeepViolet
What do you mean she has got really sexy now? She has always been really sexy.
R
R
RE: DeepViolet
Looks like somebody stuck an airhose up her butt and turned it on high...I am sure she sweet...or likes sweets.
RE: DeepViolet
yep, compare the face pics of Feb 26 with those of Sep 13 and there has clearly been some severe donut action going on ... still, she's semi-decent and I wouldn't say no to dangling the big banana in the direction of her mouth ...
RE: Forum:)
u were thinking that we didn't want you to see lol
some things are posted for the chat hosts to see
it is a shame hosts can't post there unless a member lol
some things are posted for the chat hosts to see
it is a shame hosts can't post there unless a member lol
RE: Forum:)
I don't know about a pesonal forum for us, but i'd love somethin for takin notes...hehehe...so, I don't have to search my desk all over for notes on different hosts ;)
RE: super diet
I just spent the last hour working out how many calories I had burnt up over my lifetime.
It works out at 8 :)
Ah yes I still remember that wonderful day I took that bra off just after my mum caught me wearing it :P
It works out at 8 :)
Ah yes I still remember that wonderful day I took that bra off just after my mum caught me wearing it :P
RE: super diet
INYF you must have lots of friends - you certainly crease me up and we need all the laughs we can get in this f*d up world!
RE: super diet
Buy cream and make cream-show on CC or in reality :) You will never spend these calories .... Good luck
The Worst:-))
An elderly retired couple were driving down the East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat everything.
An elderly station attendent came to the car and started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he asked if the man liked the weather, to which the man replied, "Very much."
"What'd he say?" asked the woman.
"He asked if I like the weather, and I told him 'yes'," replied her husband.
"Where are you-all headed," asked the attendant.
"Oh, we're going to Jacksonville," he repied.
"What'd he say?", asked the woman.
"He asked where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville", the husband replied.
"Where are y'all from," inquired the attendant a few moments later.
"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied.
"Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force, replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever knew."
"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.
"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.
An elderly station attendent came to the car and started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he asked if the man liked the weather, to which the man replied, "Very much."
"What'd he say?" asked the woman.
"He asked if I like the weather, and I told him 'yes'," replied her husband.
"Where are you-all headed," asked the attendant.
"Oh, we're going to Jacksonville," he repied.
"What'd he say?", asked the woman.
"He asked where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville", the husband replied.
"Where are y'all from," inquired the attendant a few moments later.
"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied.
"Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force, replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever knew."
"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.
"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.
RE: question (in russian language)
the grweatest russian :D:D:D:D.My reply::^&*^%$^$#@$#~!@$$E&^&(*&$@%#@~$$#%$&^*(&(*))_....hope you;re understand:D:D:D:D
GOOD LUCK;)
GOOD LUCK;)
RE: question (in russian language)
::^&*^%$^$#@$#~!@$$E&^&(*&$@%#@~$$#%$&^*(&(*))_.... = ImNotYourFriend I want to blow on your policeman's whistle:P
RE: question (in russian language)
Violetka :))...come down, girlie...i guess that post was written with Cyrillic letters on russian indeed, but it's not available here and all we get r those symbols only...the rest was lost :(
RE: men's funny pants
You mean something like this... ;)
http://old.seren.net/random_images/humans/images/bodypaint_elephant.jpg
TNTWASOH
http://old.seren.net/random_images/humans/images/bodypaint_elephant.jpg
TNTWASOH
RE: men's funny pants
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol although to be fair.. cocks arent the most atttractive things anyway.. but a zoo animals face on them makes them ridiculous,,, dont do it boys! lol
RE: men's funny pants
Wow! A great change of scene... I guess it could be a suprise after a hot after-weading month.. :) in order to avoid spoiling the whole sex event!
RE: men's funny pants
"cocks arent the most atttractive"
Neither is a pussy thats looks like a roast beef sandwich!
Neither is a pussy thats looks like a roast beef sandwich!
RE: men's funny pants
I don`t have funny pants Enigma but i do wear a funny sock, it usually gets a laugh or 2 or 3 , feck half the time i have to help them off the floor..:P So does that count..??
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
lol i dont' even kill the annoying mosquitos intending to bite me.. coz it's disgusting to kill it and smudge all that drunk blood from inside it... ewwwww.... some animals are so disgusting, why to touch them at all ?
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
When I was much younger I shot a bird with an air rifle and I've felt guity ever since. Now I hate all forms of killing and fight to protect animals.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
In the Russian Siberia, hunting one of the few ways to get food
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
Your question, have you ever killed 'ANYONE'???
CC cut my last reply.
CC cut my last reply.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
four. Three armed robbers and one I.R.A. gunman. Don't believe anyone who says it is difficult. When the adrenaline starts to flow, the hard part is knowing when to stop.
to AaronaHot
I must admit that I had never had any thoughts about killing anyone until I came across this post of yours.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
I almost banged a few girls to death......the French call an orgasm the petit mort or the little death. So I am guilty of attempted murder....a few hundred counts.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
And here I am left wondering now how many little deaths I have left before I kill myself completely.
RE: Have you ever killed anyone?
hunted many animals for food.
as food feeling..more exciting to hunt, the antisipating . the moment of death joy at the food and peaceful at success because the animal is at peace.
as for '' anyone''......no witnesses = no convitions :p
as food feeling..more exciting to hunt, the antisipating . the moment of death joy at the food and peaceful at success because the animal is at peace.
as for '' anyone''......no witnesses = no convitions :p
Did you notice that too?
i noticed this long ago. i regularly read the forum and very often it happes that when a joke or anohter post like that apperas here, someone posts it again in a very short time. i understand that not all read the forums every day so they maybe just dont' that what they are gonna post was posted just a couple of days ago. but it's funny how different ppl find the same thing at the same time. it's like science discoveries or inventions appear in different parts of the world, in diff countires almost at the same time without knowing about each other. what a weird and mysterious world we live in.
E.g. the post below about meaning of time :) it made me finally share this thought with you :P
E.g. the post below about meaning of time :) it made me finally share this thought with you :P
RE: Did you notice that too?
lol ...yeah, i noticed it too ....i have posted it two weeks ago :D....really mysterious world :)))))
Can say only that all great things are getting known very fast, because people love to share them with each other and sometimes they come back from another end of the world :)))
...anyway i would rather read something great twice or even more, than read some bullshit once :D
....to realize the value of internet, read the forum regularly :))) lmao
Can say only that all great things are getting known very fast, because people love to share them with each other and sometimes they come back from another end of the world :)))
...anyway i would rather read something great twice or even more, than read some bullshit once :D
....to realize the value of internet, read the forum regularly :))) lmao
RE: Did you notice that too?
Okay I'll stop posting Nadeen and then you won't have to read my bullshit once :(
RE: Did you notice that too?
I guess somehow, your asking a compliment for your bullshit, INYF :D...im not greedy :)))))
Please dont stop posting your bullshit!...i like it SO MUCH! :)))) really...your bullshit is the greatest bullshit in the world :)))....... i adore to read it even more than once :D
Please dont stop posting your bullshit!...i like it SO MUCH! :)))) really...your bullshit is the greatest bullshit in the world :)))....... i adore to read it even more than once :D
RE: Did you notice that too?
Reading bullshit more than once is like chewing your food ten times...........very compulsive
RE: Did you notice that too?
What a coincidence. My 3 favorite hosts posting in reverse alphabetical order in the same post.
RE: Did you notice that too?
Yup. My jokes always appear here after few days or weeks later again:PP
RE: Did you notice that too?
What a coincidence. My 1 favorite member posting in reverse alphabetical order in the same post.
RE: Did you notice that too?
I dunno Triksy, I just know that I want to sepnd 2 weeks in Bermuda with you.
RE: Did you notice that too?
I tried to repost your post at the top of the page Triksy but cc wouldn't let me :(
You'll just have to imagine it is there :D
You'll just have to imagine it is there :D
RE: Did you notice that too?
Many years ago (pre internet) the pilots in Pan Am which was the one international US carrier developed a pseudo scientific experiment on how fast a dirty joke went around the world via airliners. They would tell a new joke to a crew going west and wait for another one coming from the east to repeat it.
It took consistently two days to go around the world.........................
Now we are seeing something equivalent however its carried by the net..................another aspect of CC life..............science LOL
It took consistently two days to go around the world.........................
Now we are seeing something equivalent however its carried by the net..................another aspect of CC life..............science LOL
What means time for you?
To realize the value of one year, ask a student who failed a grade.
To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of one second, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond, ask a person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
The way from yesterday to tomorrow is a road with one stop which is called TODAY. Lets think about it when we allocate our time.
To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of one second, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond, ask a person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
The way from yesterday to tomorrow is a road with one stop which is called TODAY. Lets think about it when we allocate our time.
RE: i want to have sex
real sex? you mean in real life with a real girl?!? Wow, does such a thing really exist?!? I thought it was was story made up to scare children ... maybe I need to get outside more than once a decade ...
RE: i want to have sex
"soo i dont want more love just sex sex sex "
I couldnt have written better:PP
I couldnt have written better:PP
a lawn mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my lovely wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway and sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband :((
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway and sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband :((
RE: a lawn mower
So one day i'll become a husband with no right:-((
I'll think about marriage twice then, before i put my head into yoke...:PP
I'll think about marriage twice then, before i put my head into yoke...:PP
RE: a lawn mower
...and finally u will have to put your head into yoke anyway :(((...poor you, Alex :(
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
Time travel. It works for me. I say goodbye to my friends. Drink a fifth of Irish Whisky...and voila..it is the next day. Can't figure out how to go back in time....
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
I could help you with that ... I've got a gizmo here that I can guarantee will get you back in time, change all your US dollars to Eritrean nakfa, clean the underwear you're wearing, and send flowers to the neighbor to apologize for coming in less than a minute the last time you screwed her ... well, that one's optional but I seem to need it more than I do the time travel function ... but I digress ... let me know if I can help out.
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
What is too much time here? Maybe it's when you take the laptop to your Mother's funeral...other suggestions please.
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
i am another crazy one here :)))...and "much time" on here means for me:
to eat once or twice a day,
to go out once a week,
to sleep bad and not know after waking up is it a morning or an evening now,
to mix days and months sometimes,
to read forum instead of watching a favourit TV-show
to have a backache and flat butt :D
and that's just a few examples :)))) lol
to eat once or twice a day,
to go out once a week,
to sleep bad and not know after waking up is it a morning or an evening now,
to mix days and months sometimes,
to read forum instead of watching a favourit TV-show
to have a backache and flat butt :D
and that's just a few examples :)))) lol
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
my favourite TV-show now is "Stars on ice"...where the stars of TV, movie, sport ..perform with professional figure skaters in a couple competing with each other :)))
to Alex
no problem, Alex :)))...i'll teach u to skate, to jump and even to fly then :D
your storky :))
your storky :))
RE: Coz of my stupidity.........
it's never a problem to get to know me better :)))...but it also might be your happiness that u dont know me :D