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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

The ones you (never) take off, Vera :-)

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

I like a short skirt if the girl has good legs. hate bras and tights but stockings and suspenders always do it for me especially with high heels.

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

An off the shoulder dress made from some clinging material, silk works well, and cut to fit well. No bra underneath, not to show pokies but to reveal the curves naturally without spoiling the line. Should be cut low down the back. No visible pantyline. The dress should be slit up to mid thigh or higher on one side.

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Same as Anja but on gilrs instead of guys :P

Tight jeans on a good round ass is great :D

Most of the girls whose ass I like think their ass is fat :(

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Hmmmm. hold on a minute while i try to squeeze myself into these tight jeans Anja and i`ll be with u soon.. :P
Feck the incredible hulk must have gotten my tight t-shirt as well it burst when i put my arm throught the sleeve hole.. :( :D

What kind of uniform Anja u want, sailor, solider, spy, tramp, pilot, fireman, policeman... !!??
Or maybe just a Navy suit, shirt and tie... I have one of those and will wear it for ya tonight :P And i`ll let u take it off me :D haha

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curlers???? some men find curlers sexy? eeeew! takes all kinds!
Anyone in UK remember Hilda Ogden?

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Not Hilda with the plaster ducks in Constipation Street???
You pervert :D

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lol that's the one!

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What i find sexy on girls are nicely fitting jeans, not skin tight, but nice fitting to bring out the curve in the backside, then a t-shirt or top of any kind, can be with bra or not depends on the bra thats underneath.. :P
But without bra is cool too... ohhh a thong or g-string, tanga under the jeans, so when the jeans are peeled off over the backside it reveals a gr8 shaped bum and sexy thong:)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm feck now i have to go and find a girl with jeans on and a thong, g-string, tanga who will slide her jeans down over her sexy bum..... :D :P :)

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Hmm the idea of guy in my dressing gown after shower sounds nice for me:D

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

What if he hasn`t got any hair... Will bald wet head be ok ...:D :P

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Are you smooth and sexy too monika, well i know ur sexy but the question is are u smooth.. hehe :P

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
can i touch all of u Monika.. Even the hard parts ;-) :P

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Under there.

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

No, I meant for you to ask "under where?" so I could make an underwear joke.....Damn it all:P

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RE: Sexy clothes.Tell me pls what kind or part of cloths you consider to be sexy

Only hair on me is armpits gorty, and a little bit on my head.. The head on my shoulders :P but if u wanna check i`ll send u a pic:P haha

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Saddle up

2007 Outback cattle drive
http://www.cattledrive.com.au/
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RE: Saddle up

Cattle are ok. But if you ever start getting interested in sheep, get, a lot of people, including me, are going to get very worried about you.

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RE: Saddle up

nothing wrong with sheep?

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RE: Saddle up

Gete, I hope you don't get any crazy ideas when you're back riding with us in the veldt? ;)))

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RE: Saddle up

lol..

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How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

Hi guys ;) Im in the escort category and Im thinking of coming over to the states for a couple of weeks and thinking about doing a tour while Im over there... only a couple of dates maybe in the NY area and CA. I am just curious as to how many US visitors we have.. who use escorts or would consider it. I didnt put my name as to not look like Im just trying to 'drum up' business. I am just really really curious!!!!

Many thanks for your replies (well the sensible ones!! LOL)

Noseybird xxxxx
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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

Im from california, but dont have a need for a escort...unless....hehe

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

wow, from NY to CA is a lot of land to cover in the states.... I am in the middle & for those who would want that service could find it cheaper and easier unless you are a THE goddess we never met...
domt even know what I would say if this was a host aI reallllllllllllly knew well,,,

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

I believe there are only counties in Nevada where prostitution is legal in the US. And I don;t know for sure, but I think they are all registered with the counties they do business in.

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

True, Prostituion is only legal in part of the state of nevada but an "escort" is not a prostitute...And if u beleive that, I have a bridge in Nevada i'll sell you, cheap...lol

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how much for your Bridge Wheelyking? xxx

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

I would Love to show you around .... if you are going to spend anytime northwest USA post it and I will be honored to spend time with YOU. Also I'd like to go to Las Vegas .....................

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dear "me"

you better have a big wallet, she ain't offfering freebies

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RE: dear "me"

once she gets a look at the size of my cock, she'll do ANYTHING I want for free! :)

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RE: dear "me"

u mean she will do it out of pity? :D
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RE: dear "me"

What you mean girls will have sex with you out of pity if you have a very small cock ?

Couldn't you have told me that 20 years ago Nadeen :(

Okay I know you would have only probably been about 2 so lets make it 5 years ago :P

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Dear Nadeen

I didn't mean you to have sex with me out of pity Nadeen I just meant you could have told me about it and then I might have got my policeman's whistle blown :P

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RE: dear INYF

damn!...i have read it "down" instead of "blown" :D lmao

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

first thankyou for all the replies... and me.. honey.... I get more than enough in my real life... dont really need to toss anyone a freebie... hung like muffin or not! LOL... thanks though :) gives me a couple of ideas :) xxxx

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

i have and would hire an escort. girls on tour, travel through country, strippers, even porn stars do what you plan.

But Price is crazy!!! i wouldnt pay crazy dollars for escort.

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

A Russian whore come to the USA to "suck" money as an escort? WOW .................................................

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

I know! What is the world coming to!!?

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

here escorts charge $150 for hour and some do DATES over night to places like resort hotels, casinos or wherever the date wants company for around $1,500 to $2,000 ...that is usually a full NIGHT until morning. I had a gf that was a DOM and she charged about the same, but be careful where you are and what you do each COUNTY here in FLORIDA is zoned for different business, they even break it down to ZIP CODES lol, so just mind the laws where ever you land and all will be good. GOOD luck, and I might suggest going online or searching around for LOCAL Night time magazines...give you idea of rates maybe;) Also check rules at CC to help promote yourself in that category maybe making phone available to set your "dates"? I am not sure what rules are here for escorts but sure it is just mind the rules of where you are going to be "dating";) Anyways:) GOOD LUCK and do enjoy some of the sites around our lovely country:)

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

Hosts have a place to show web page. There can be prices and conditions. I have seen East European giels advertise themselves for $30 to $1000 a go on some escort pages. Do the search.

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RE: How many US visitors do we have and do you use escorts?

thankyou for that :) xxx

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ERm Puzzled...

First of all I'm English... not Russian.. so maybe you should get some facts correct before you get all excited and hit that send button. Secondly... its COMING not come ... so correct grammar would be appreciated when trying to be patronising and clever. And thirdly why not? I am there for a while anyway traveling I thought I could combine some business with pleasure. I have a couple of American clients on here and wondered if it was worth making the odd detour along the way. Lastly... I can see why you are on this site spending your money as with manners like yours I doubt you can get a real woman to sit and spend time with you for free.

Rude, ignorany people really do annoy me... and breath... 1...2....3.

Thankyou again to the sensible and helpful replies (esp fla usa/chthost) they are much appreciated.

Noseybird xxxxx

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bollocks

I meant ignorant.. not ignorany ... I want a kick and will give myself one in due course. twat.

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RE: ERm Puzzled...

touche noseybird, good call on the manners thing ... puzzled in name and in nature I suspect ...

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?????????

Manners aside what do you call a woman that sells her body ?? be it for sex or as an escort? Whore ---- Slut ----- Disease waiting to happen ---- Prostitute ----- what do you call it?

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RE: ?????????

As your manners are clearly aside.. and your vocabulary is stunted.. here are a few more for you...

B-girl, bag, bawd, bimbo, blower, broad, call girl, camp follower, cat, chicken, chippie, concubine, courtesan, fallen woman, floozy, harlot, hooker, hostess, hustler, loose woman, midnight cowboy, model, moll, nymphomaniac, painted woman, party girl, pickup, pink pants, pro, scarlet woman, slut, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, tomato, tramp, trollop, white slave, whore, working girl.

I personally like tomato.. although not so sure clients would understand what that meant if thats how I described myself on my website. If you are annoyed at what I wrote then you should maybe not be so blatently rude and antagonistic in your replies. Ooops my mistake, you thought I was some quiet poor Russian girl clearly unable to defend myself, guess again. Although your opinion of me doesn't actually matter as as far as I am concerned, you don't actually matter. I still feel the want to tell you how I do view myself. I view myself as a business woman. My sexuality and body as the product and service that is highly lucrative. I am very well educated and have a CV most people would sell their Grannies for and I still choose this as my career, for now. It is a misconception that someone who sells sex or company for money is easy. Not so. I am single and choose to be, not because Its easier to be single but that I havent met someone I love enough or special enough to give my time to. Escorting is purely business for me. And for many other girls. I have friends in the business who are happily married and outside of work wouldnt ever consider being with another man. You Sir may call me or anyone who does this line of work whatever you please. There will always be people who beleive they are better than you, know more than you do or are on higher moral standing than you are. You seem to be one of those. Sad.

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oh my god!
noseybird, that was awesome....i think i love you:)

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RE: I think I love you..

LOL thankyou very kind :) xxx

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what is your religious beliefs? how are your morals and ethics as well? Does being a call girl make you cold? How does a person shut off emotions or spread the legs without feeling anything ( guess that goes for here too).

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RE: ?????????

A few years ago I dated an escort for about 10 months. And no I did not not meet her in her working capacity nor even realise what she was doing at first. Like any other job different people bring different attitudes to there work. There are some prostitutes who hate what they do and are very mechanical about it. Others put more of themselves into their work and are probably better at it. I can confirm that it certainly does not necessarily make them cold in non-working relationships. I think this may depend on the type of clients they have. I had a lot of fun with her and considerably expanded my sexual horizons. However physically having sex with a stranger is very different from just performing in front of them on cam as is done on CC.

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Someone..

Very well said and good to have a view from someone whos been in your position. When Im with someone (Ive only really had two long term faithful relationships) I am with them, heart, mind, body and soul. Or I wouldnt be with them at all. I do think that although escorting is great for now in the long term.. ie when I meet someone important and want marriage and kids it will be given up and put in the life experience box and kept there. thankyou for your reply. xxx

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ethics/religion question

Sorry for the delay in replying... I've been away and missed this message.... (there are so many!)

My religious beliefs oddly I prefer to keep private as it's personal to myself. I hope that doesnt offend. As for ethics or morals. I doubt you will find many people as honest, open (no pun intended) or up front about what it is in my mind or in intention. I never lie to those I love or respect and those that are closest to me know about my work and what I do, as I am not ashamed of it at all. I am never cold although I do have an ability to cut off my emotions from work, on here or otherwise. In saying that, I haven't ever taken a client I couldn't hold a good conversation with or someone that I couldn't find something attractive in. And I do feel something.. but not in the emotional sense. I am a very sexual, physical person so the physical feeling of being aroused is almost always there. If I'm not feeling that way, I don't work, well if I can avoid it. The same question could be asked of the clients who come on here. How can you find fulfillment from some anonymous view on screen? It's not love or even genuine in the vast majority of cases. But then its not meant to be. Its a primal need for stimulation and sexual fulfilment... it 's exactly the same for myself. Hope that answers your question.

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what is your religious beliefs? how are your morals and ethics as well? Does being a call girl make you cold? How does a person shut off emotions or spread the legs without feeling anything ( guess that goes for here too).

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many of us call her a wife ................

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Mr Banana

I beleive you are correct... I hope that your quest to become something yellow, bendy and delicious with toffee is triumphant.... LONG LIVE BANANAS!!!!!!!!

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I already have attained those lofty heights of supreme bananadom and now I simply yearn to be human in the fullest sense of the word ... which basically involves getting some hands, which will mean I will no longer get splinters in my willy from the knot hole in the tree out in the neighbor's front yard ... I will be a real wanker in the truest sense of the word!! oh happy day!!!

and btw, well said in your latest response to mr puzzled :) ... that is quite a list of names you found there! And coincidentally (or not, you decide), I recently sold my Granny, not for a CV but for 9 blankets, 12 assorted buttons, 35 shiny beads and 2 slightly used yet full-functional muskets (minus the powder and shot I hasten to add, wouldn't want someone to put an eye out now, would we!) ... it astounds me what people will give me for her.

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RE: Mr Banana

hmmm a banana in the hand is worth two in the bush...........on second thought reverse that pls...........................me thinks she prefers paying customers oh yellow one. Worksmithing is not a good substitute unless you have a law degree and can get her bailed out of jail for prostitution.

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RE: Mr Banana

let's see, no degree in law but I do have degrees in chemistry and molecular biology so I can make her all the illicit substances she wants, and then go on to describe the effects they will have once administered ...

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RE: Mr Banana

LOL well that would be lovely if I ever took more than a paracetmol or asprin! LOL ... well ok maybe tequilla every now and then... but I'm afraid thats it! Maybe a hangover cure would be in order... you would be my Hero *;o) xx

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I miss my buttons and shiny beads :(

But your granny is very nice and excellent company and her little beard tickles me (I stole a button off her coat so my collection is starting again :D) :)

As for you NoseyBird your a very very very bad girl selling your body for cash - but keep up the good work as if it wasn't for girls like you I wouldn't have a sex life and my little policeman's whistle would never get blown :P

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RE: Mr Banana

and I miss my Granny and that thing she used to do with her false teeth and a wooden spoon ...

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RE: Mr Banana

Awwwww cant you rent your new Granny out to pay for some more shiny beads and buttons? and bless her little bearded heart.

Now mr Imnotyourfriend (good god what a long name!) I don't sell my body *wink* I sell my time! just ask my solicitor! lol. Thankfully I am still conviction/caution free. And truthfully if that ever really became an issue I wouldn't continue doing this as it's not worth compromising the rest of my life for. However I am very good at being a bad bad girl lol... so until that happens or I get bored or choose otherwise.. I think I'll continue. xxxxx

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re your Granny..

WOW thats one hell of a list of things you got for your Granny! did you do the swap through Noel Edmunds Swap shop? :P

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RE: re your Granny..

Jesus Nosybird that dates you a bit lol

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to Max

I was 6 and it was reruns!!! LOL .. does that work for you?? lol

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to Noseybird

Oooh you little fibber, I'm sure Swap Shop was never re-run LOL.. But is you were 6 when it was on you would be a little younger than me. :))

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RE: to Noseybird

LOL.. ok ok so I told a porkie! lol but yes I beleive I was about 6.. maybe a little younger... I am only 27 :P x

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RE: to Noseybird

LOL how can someone so apparently intellegent be so bad at Maths.:)))))

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RE: to Noseybird

Shush! lol my maths isn't so bad lol.. however my memory sucks bottom! lol :P cheeky :P:P:P

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RE: to Noseybird

Hmmmm you calling me cheeky lol. I may have to ask you to step outside LOL. Anyway age is a feeling not a number, at least i bloody hope it is ha! ha!

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RE: to Noseybird

LOL :-P age had better be a number or one day I'll be in deep trouble I am sure. Ill go outside with you.. but you'd better call your friends for help lmao.. kidding! :-D

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RE: to Noseybird

Seriously I would like to say how nice it is to see some of your postings on here. Also to have a laugh with someone that has a good sense of humour too. I was always told never to hit a woman so your pretty safe outside with me .....well on that score anyway lol

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dear "Noseybird"...

Co-incidentally, the only true escorts I ever saw with web pages linked to CC were based in England.

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RE: dear "Noseybird"...

yes you would be correct... I am based in the UK hence the original posts stating I would travelling to the States. xx

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RE: dear "Noseybird"...

I thought all British girls were sweet and innocent.....well done Nosey bird I was most impressed with your retaliation earlier in this thread and well done for flying the UK flag : D

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RE: dear "Noseybird"...

why thankyou.. and yes.. British and Proud of it... so thankyou also :) xxxx

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RE: dear "Noseybird"...

who are you noseybird? ... I am now curious to get to know you

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RE: dear "Noseybird"...

Now Senior Banana.. I couldn't possibly say. Although I think I'll use this name from now on in the forums *:-) It has been lovely to chat with you through here though. xxx

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RE: dear "Noseybird"...

When was your last AIDS test?

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RE: when was your last HIV test?

well prior to my new profession I took a full MOT at the GUM clinic every 3 years when I had a smear done. Although there wasnt much need as I had been in a monogomous relationship for over 9 years. Never harms to have a check up though. And now I only ever practice completely safe sex but still go every 6 months or if I'm concerned. And it isnt an AIDS test.. its HIV... when was yours? *:oP

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winders 98

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands.

The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

Also note:
the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive
floppies are them little ol' plactic disc thangs.

Other features:

Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

* OK ats aww-right
* cancel hail no
* reset awa shoot
* yes shore
* no Naaaa
* find hunt-fer it
* go to over yonder
* back back yonder
* help hep me out here
* stop ternit off
* start crank it up
* settings sittins
* programs stuff at does stuff
* documents stuff I done done

Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98:

* tiperiter A word processor
* colering book a graphics program
* addin mershene calculator
* outhouse paper notepad
* jupe-box CD Player
* iner-net Microsoft Explorer
* pichers A graphics viewer
* IRS M/S accounting software
* IRS2 M/S accounting software with hidden files
* coon dog American kennel club records
* fishin Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records
* NRA National Rifle Association
* shot gun Remington Arms price list
* riffel Winchester price list
* pisstel Smith and Wesson price list
* truck Ford and Chevrolet dealers in AL by zip code
* house Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code
* car same as truck just need two, list in Alabama
* cuzzins family history (usually a 3 meg file)
* tax records usually an empty file
* shells ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file)
* bud list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
* rasin NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race
* car 'n truck parts nearest junk yard by zip code
* doc veterinarians by zip code

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement copy.
thx to google :))
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RE: winders 98

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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RE: winders 98

ise dun be sowie but ise cant read well. but dis be from mi neck of de wuds i supose. ise du like nascar, an yea, we stil use de outhouse.

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RE: winders 98

hey now!
winders is a dang good machine!
a bit slow, but thats taken care
of by a good whoopin with a handy broom.

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RE: winders 98

Doesn't NASCAR stand for NonAthletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks?

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RE: winders 98

yae i gues it do

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love

there was a post earlier about saying"i love you"to friends.for me its ok because i believe there are many differents types of love.love of your family,friends,the special love & bond with your best friend.love of your pet.loving the smell of flowers in the morning,the sound of birds singing in spring...etc but maybe being"in love"is a unique love that heightens our senses & feelings with great highs & lows.its why sometimes when it goes wrong its so hard to accept & adjust.its the most potent & powerful feeling we can have.i just wanted to ask"what are some of the smells,sights,sounds,feelings,tastes that you love?"
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I love the smell or scent of a woman in the morning. :)
I love the sound of a woman whispering in my ear. :P
I love the sight of a woman`s beautiful long legs.
I love the feeling of being in good company.
I love the taste of chocolate as i lick it of a woman`s body. :P

Hows that..??!! i have many more but they were the first ones to come into my mind when i read this post. Seems i`m obsessed with women... :D whheewwww

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RE: love

I Love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass and grass

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to a door

the sound,feel,sight,smell & taste of blowing adoor.a stimulation of all the senses.clever girl! ;-)))

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monika its your feelings so only you truly know what type of love it would be.i guess at this time it would be mostly lust but we can have fun finding out :-))) kisses

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RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)

Do you have a shorter version Anja? Am lazy reading so many sentences:PP

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RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)

So you are lazy...hmmm, then give me your melons:PPPP

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RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)

Im a lil lazy too lol, i always ask myself how others can read/write soo much on a forum. But i read the titles so to make an idea... very interesting Anja :)

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RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)

Forget the melons i want all of those 10, right now, specially the nipple part.... Feck i`m gonna be VA now and say this, "Anja r ur nipples hard" hahaha :D
But come to think of it there are 2 - 3 girls that i chat to that look gr8 dressed down and have natural beauty, and one is u Anja, the others are............ well i won`t say just incase they don`t want there names put up here..... :P lets just say the first letters in each name starts with a C and the other a J....:)

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RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)

its johnny and charlie

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RE: 10 things we love about women (read in men magazine)

u got one right Anja,, The J one, but need to guess the other again:P

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I could never resist u anyway Anja Dom dom sunny bunny:P

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Sold The Wife:-))

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men at the bar asked him what happened.

"I did a horrible thing" and he sniffed the drunk. "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of scotch."

"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now shes gone and you want her back, right?"

"Right," said the drunk, still crying.

"Youre sorry you sold her because you realized too late that you love her, right?"

"Oh, no" said the drunk. "I want her back because Im thirsty again!"
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Picture Of The Wife:-))

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home.
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RE: 10 things i love u

Ahh....and i have been in hope:-(
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mmm u write nice Anja, even if you open yourself so much in ur post. Explaining how the man you love is, shows the way you are hmmmm

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I hoped long ago to Alex, but i missed my chance :(

But i`d like to be at least a part of what has been read here, if i`m lucky.
I could be the parts where i tickle her lil feet cos i know she hates that :D and aslo i make her feel free, cos she never stands still long enough for me to catch her... :P

Shes a free bird flying high and any man that eventually catchs Anja mind, body and soul will be the luckiest guy.... PLEASE Anja let it be me:P =))

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Nose and toes sounds good, can i suck ur toes then Anja:P

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not THE ONE for u :(( yeah u have another for that :P pity.. :(
And life would never be a horror with u Anja, would be paradise by the dashboard light as Meatloaf sang:P haha or maybe this one

You took the words right outta my mouth
It must have been while you where kissing me.. hehe :P

Awwww feck it gimme a kiss Anja its been to long.. and a GIANT HUG too.. :):P

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Guess it was me..., but repetition is the father of knowledge...or something like that:PPPP

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Splendid ! :D

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3 old ladies and a flasher

Three old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park

>> bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approachedfrom across

>> the park.

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>> The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and

>> opened his trench coat.

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>> Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

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>> Then Maude, also, had a stroke.

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>> Tilly, being the oldest, and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
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To realize the value...

To realize the value of a sister: ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of ten years: ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years: ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year: ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of one month: ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week: ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one minute: ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one-second: ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of one millisecond: ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:

Lose one.
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Excellent Nadeen, Excellent!

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That was very nice Nadeen :)

I have never had a friend to be able to lose one though :(

Oh and I like Mr Deeds because he is rich rich rich :D

As someone once said (can't remember who) Money doesn't buy you happiness but it sure as hell buys you a better class of Misery.

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"As someone once said (can't remember who) Money doesn't buy you happiness but it sure as hell buys you a better class of Misery."

Well said, but i dont agree :P
Let me share with u my opinion.

i would say nobody and nothing can buy u happiness, coz it's locked in the door inside of yourself...just find a key and release it :)
Happiness doesnt depend on outer circumstanses, it's your ability to notice the beauty of life, nature, to appreciate warm relations with people, to see your friend's care about u, to enjoy your time with family, children, friends, your work and so on...is that a misery? ...if u dont have anything to enjoy, then find it...if u dont have friends, that's only your fault...if u think life is suffer...then who can help?...only u, if u changes your thoughts about it :)))
Wish u the best ;)

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Nadeen I also said money can't buy you happiness :P

While I agree that happiness mainly comes from within I think you are wrong that outer circumstances don't play a part. In fact you mention friends , family , children and work - all of them outer circumstances.

Even so I would still say that having enough money (not necessarily bucket loads) to meet your every day needs while not in itself creating the happiness maybe help to enhance it.

It reminds me of a rich DJ and TV presenter in the UK who said a similar thing to what you are saying. That being rich only makes a difference when you are actually spending money and if he is drinking a pint of beer it doesn't taste any better because he is rich. If he goes for a walk the sun doesn't shine any brighter because he is rich. I agree with him up to a point - some of my happiest times have been when I had very little money when I was a student away from home for the first time and no parents to make me behave :) but for the same reason above I do not agree with him completely.

But in short I would rather be poor and alive than rich and dead :D

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I always have time for you storky:PP

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i appreciate it, froggy :)))))

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All very profound. And all so true. Nice one Nadeen xx

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Sex Sandals

A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!"
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Bit of a quandry 2

I recently posted about my problem and was amazed at the response and advice. Most of it was helpful. I would especcially like to thank 'honest host' for the numerous extra questions. They quite took my mind off of the problem. Unfortunately, the email address you left me was not recognised. If you have an alternative, I would be interested to contact you. My age, btw, is 59.
I have found that abstinence makes the **** grow harder and, maybe, some stimulating conversation may help stimulate parts other hosts cannot reach :D
I have also found a beautiful new host I was able to relate to. There is hop for me yet.
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Glad to hear that all peopel's advices helped:) and I am not the same with honest host and it was me who asked about your age and left you my e-mail address too and it's correct as it is there, if that's what you are talking about in your post:)
You are not old and there is hope for you:) and sexual abstinence for a while is a good too;) take care and good luck:)

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if you are old... you wouldnt be here...

I prefer it as you may be "wise" & "experianced"

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dude, there is no hope for any of us here ...

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milky way

sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
sound of the breath fades with the lies
i think about the loveless fascination
under the milky way tonight

lower the curtain down on memphis
lower the curtain down all right
i got no time for private consultation
under the milky way tonight

wish i knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find

and its something quite peculiar
something shimmering and white
leads you here despite your destination
under the milky way tonight

wish i knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find
wish i knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find

under the milky way tonight
under the milky way tonight

wish i knew what you were looking for
might have known what you would find

and its something quite peculiar
something shimmering and white
leads you here despite your destination
under the milky way tonight

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The Kitchen Bitch

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train .. but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay..... please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
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hahahahaha Nice One WolfMan :P

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As a guy whose scared of non adult I'll still try to give you some advice :)

I thought your pics look fine - I quite like the ones in the Orange Top.

Your new and as has been said often here it takes a while to build up some regulars but I am sure you will do well.

Posting here is also a good start as it will get you noticed but don't overdo it. By that I don't mean don't post a lot on all the various topics just don't post a lot asking guys to video.

Try community chat. But try to chat out in public as most members don't like private messages as soon as they enter the room.

And now for the best bit of advice you will ever receive on this site.

Avoid me at all costs and never let me into your video :P

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Good advice INYF. something else you can try is open a second room in another non adult category so you can get two bites at the cherry.

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I back up what he says, especially about not letting him into your video! But seriously, you are rather cute and have a nice smile and you will easily build up some regulars.

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You are cute and your pics are fine. Wait til after Summer vacations,when everyone is back on line. Interesting chat and a lovely smile when people get to know you, you will have to fight them off with a stick :-)

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I have had the pleasure of chatting with this delightful young lady and will add she is more beautiful in vid than her pics show. She is an asset to the Non-Adult categoy she graces.She is bright and intelligent and has a beautiful smile and eyes.

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soul Question

How many believe the soul can span many lives?
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I don't think so. Sorry if that's not what you want to hear.

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it's the buddhist ideology which I have no problem with. if you have to believe in something it's better than some of the other crap we get.

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They say that our soul is suppose to live a number of lives in order to learn and understand certain things...
If you ever find the answer to your question I would love to know it myself :-) There might still be a chance.... KK :-P
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i hope the lessons learned hold the key....Hope what was is meant to be..

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There is ...something...that can bridge everything... If you know the answer, and if you learnt the lesson, you've just found the key... :-)
Make sure you don't lose it! :-P KK
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there are many religions that have thier
ideas and views of reincarnation.

you keep learning from life to life.
it's what you learn in previous lives,
and can carry over to the next, thats
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Well if reincarnation does in fact exist (which personally i do not believe it does) then what I learned in this life is.... better luck next time. Lol.

But seriously, there is one thing I would like to know about reincarnation. How come everyone that believes in reincarnation, always say they were someone famous in a past life, like a king or queen, or great philospher or something like that? I never hear anyone that believes in reincarnation say they were a lowly peasant or slave or a famous person that was hated by the masses for doing atrocious acts of cruelty or even just some ordinary Joe from an ordinary town with an ordinary life. If that is the case then reincarnation would only be something that happens to people that are rich, famous, well loved and powerful. Which kind of debunks the whole theory of reincarnation since the people that I have heard say they were famous in past lives are just commoners in this life. So that would mean they could not be reincarnated into someone else because they are not famous now. Ouch! My head is starting to hurt. Too many thoughts rushing around. I think I better leave this conservation for others to discuss. Have a good one.

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That's the thing about beliefs... They can be as simple and comforting as you want or need them to be.

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This is assuming the belief that we have a soul, and, also, that there is such a thing as reincarnation or rebirth. After I have died, if I come back, I will be able to give you a definitive answer. Until then, the answer is in the hands of the Almighty. (Assuming there is an Almighty)

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"...There is rebirth of character, but no transmigration of a self. Thy thought-forms reappear, but there is no ego-entity transferred. The stanza uttered by a teacher is reborn in the scholar who repeats the words.
Only through ignorance and delusion do men indulge in the dream that their souls are separate and self-existent entities. Thy heart, O Brahman, is cleaving still to self; thou art anxious about heaven but thou seekest the pleasures of self in heaven, and thus thou canst not see the bliss of truth and the immortality of truth.
Verily I say unto thee: The Blessed One has not come to teach death, but to teach life, and thou discernest not the nature of living and dying.
This body will be dissolved and no amount of sacrifice will save it.
Therefore, seek thou the life that is of the mind. Where self is, truth cannot be; yet when truth comes, self will disappear.
Therefore, let thy mind rest in the truth; propagate the truth, put thy whole will in it, and let it spread. In the truth thou shalt live for ever.
Self is death and truth is life. The cleaving to self is a perpetual dying,
while moving in the truth is partaking of Nirvana which is life everlasting...."

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Mr. Deeds

I just have watched a movie "Mr. Deeds" (Millioner po nevole" in russian)....such a fun and a great personality of the main character mr. Deeds!...just WOW :)))))

Watch him, guys...highly recomended :D lol
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Don't let the fancy clothes fool you.

What attracted you to multi millionaire Mr Deeds Nadeen :P

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his personality, INYF...not his money :P...i know it's not possible for me to meet a multi millionaire in real life :)))) lol

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Money isn't everything Nadeen !! :))
You can be rich on the experiences of life too...hehe

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even Paris Hilton??

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Adam Sandler

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Honey?

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your dick?

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The letter "O"

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I read it as soft in flowers and roof, but not (soft) in house.

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maybe JustCruising doesn't spell it the usual way

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How is a pillow used in flowers?

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But a pillow is not found in a flower :-s

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Never piss off your plastic surgeon

http://www.lefthandersgunclub.com/doctor.htm
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can't get it to load?

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what happened to Anna ("oldslut")?

Does anyone know what happened to Anna ="Oldslut"? She was an exciting mature lady but now over 3 months offline ...

from Rahaewju
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always in comm chat

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When the urge hits ...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/30/disqualification_shame/
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hahahahahahahahahahahah funny

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can't see the problem myself

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Play the bloody ad ( Where the bloody hell are you)

http://www.wherethebloodyhellareyou.com/tvc/index.html?intcmp=www:australia:com#
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so when are we going?

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RE: Who like russian girls?

theres a few i like

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RE: Who like russian girls?

doesnt matter if they are russian, romanian, british, plutonian... as long as they are good company & not full of crap...
have a few very nice russian girls that I have met...

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I just love Russian girls, and all girls, but most of all, I LOVE YOU, Marilou zelyu

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Yes, you know me, and my Cousin, Synon E. If I mention gone for coffee :-)

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RE: Who like russian girls?

I love them but their noses are very long and big

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maybe something else is short too?

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RE: Who like russian girls?

I'm with thecoach..it doesn't really matter where they are from, its about who they are and are they nice and good company. :-))

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I'll Pass

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RE: Who like russian girls?

Since MARILOU did ask the question pertaining to Russian girls, I would have to say that for most of them that I have met, at least on this site, I've been absolutely and positively crazy about them!! :);)

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