General Forum
Prices
About 2 days ago one member told me for him 1.38$ is expensive for 121 in little shy category.What are your limits(maximum price you can allow yourself ) for show?
RE: Prices
I never go above $0.30 or if I do go to $0.50 I cut my video time from 80 seconds to just under 40.
RE: Prices
A dollar a minute is the high end. There is always that price/time ratio. The higher the rate the less time spent...the lower the more time.
RE: Prices
most here are replying to video price i think, or they lie in most post they have said....hehe
i personally think the 121 price is relational to the video, if happy with video at 1.00 the if want to go 121 20% more isnt out of realm, but that is me
i personally think the 121 price is relational to the video, if happy with video at 1.00 the if want to go 121 20% more isnt out of realm, but that is me
RE: Prices
Perhaps noone of you was on my video.But actually as WTF said the more price the less time.Personally I didnt notice if there difference when I raise or decline price.My revenue is the same.Seem I have less ppl visiting my video but they really like me so they spend enough.So I dont live in misery.Thx to my constants.
RE: Prices
I dont pay more than 1$ when go to video but when two equally sexy girls i prefer the one with price 0.5$ and be in video 30 minutes instead of 1$ and be there just 15 minutes -
the final pay is the same for the girl - she just have to entertain me longer time.
the final pay is the same for the girl - she just have to entertain me longer time.
RE: Prices
its understandable, just want to say, that for every person meaning of "sexy" is different.. & the meaning of "cost too much " - too. & btw... sorry but i want to say bad thin very-very much... A lot of guys, who allow themselves videochat for 2-3 $ a min didn't post here, & i guess it's coz they spend their time in videochat with hosts instead of posting on forum :P:P:P))
& for girls, who worry a lot ab prices want to add... For example - i can't afford now to buy my own house but this fact doesn't mean, that houses would be or have to be cheaper... It's me, who have to work harder to allow it ( of coarse, instead of posting here lol)
& for girls, who worry a lot ab prices want to add... For example - i can't afford now to buy my own house but this fact doesn't mean, that houses would be or have to be cheaper... It's me, who have to work harder to allow it ( of coarse, instead of posting here lol)
RE: Prices
if the house you buy is very small and hasnt been taken care of properly its probably a lot cheaper than a top quality house..
RE: Prices
Yeah - but it still be price, resonable for houses & it wouldn't be cheap as a camp, for example.:P
Go-Go Bars
Can someone tell me about Russian and Romian Go-Go Bars? I know about PI and Korea and Thai Go-Go bars. Just wonndering, thanks.
RE: Go-Go Bars
Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in
When you looked at me I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along that time would tell
A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in
When you looked at me I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along that time would tell
A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
RE: Go-Go Bars
Can you hear them
They talk about us
Telling lies
Well that's no surprise
Can you see them
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed
Careless talk
Through paper walls
We can't stop them
Only laugh at them
Spreading rumors
So far from true
Dragged up from the underworld
JUst like some precious pearl
It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed
Pay no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway
Our lips are sealed
There's a weapon
We must use
In our defense
Silence
When you look at them
Look right through them
That's when they'll disappear
That's when you'll be feared
Hush, my darling
Don't you cry
Quiet, angel
Forget their lies
They talk about us
Telling lies
Well that's no surprise
Can you see them
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed
Careless talk
Through paper walls
We can't stop them
Only laugh at them
Spreading rumors
So far from true
Dragged up from the underworld
JUst like some precious pearl
It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed
Pay no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway
Our lips are sealed
There's a weapon
We must use
In our defense
Silence
When you look at them
Look right through them
That's when they'll disappear
That's when you'll be feared
Hush, my darling
Don't you cry
Quiet, angel
Forget their lies
RE: in my cam
i hope CC has verified those #s to insure that they are indeed yours and your not some asshole posting someone elses #
otherwise..
i wish you best calls only(K)
otherwise..
i wish you best calls only(K)
RE: By the way
Woe to you Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.
I lived alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
Cuz' in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair
The night was black was no use holding back
Cuz' I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
was all this for real or just some kind of hell
666 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Torches blazed and sacred chants were phrased
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires are burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight
This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
but I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes
they seem to mesmerize...can't avoid their eyes
666 the Number of the Beast
666 the one for you and me
I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take its course
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.
I lived alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
Cuz' in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair
The night was black was no use holding back
Cuz' I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
was all this for real or just some kind of hell
666 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Torches blazed and sacred chants were phrased
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires are burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight
This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
but I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes
they seem to mesmerize...can't avoid their eyes
666 the Number of the Beast
666 the one for you and me
I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take its course
RE: in my cam
Don't worry your numbers safe with me. I'll only call you 25 times a day, because I have nothing better to do with my time than call someone who doesn't want to hear from me.:P
RE: in my cam
Looking at your pics I feel obligated to tell you that the time for registering for Medicare Part D Prescription coverage...is almost gone. So call your pharmacy...don't worry about tying up the phone..nobody is going to call.
RE: in my cam
hehe i know what u mean, cat fights r the best :D
whoever u r wtf, if ur half as hot as u r spunky, i think id love to chat with u. dont b shy sweety, whats ur host name? :D
whoever u r wtf, if ur half as hot as u r spunky, i think id love to chat with u. dont b shy sweety, whats ur host name? :D
WOOHOOO!!!!!!
WOOHOO!!!! i just got the news from the doctor that the operation was a success and that i am cancer free(for now).goooooooo meeeeeeeeee.physical therapy is ahead of schedule.strength back to 90% on right side of body and sight is slowly returning in right eye.tons of medical bills now but who cares! YAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!show me some lovin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: WOOHOOO!!!!!!
Great to hear Paco although I still find t difficult to believe you.
Not that you had the cancer but that you had a brain :D
Just a joke :)
Not that you had the cancer but that you had a brain :D
Just a joke :)
Why Moderate Forums???
Save on labor costs and just let this puppy run by itself.............
RE: Why Moderate Forums???
its the bigbrother/god complex
they must know and control EVERYTHING
thats why in rules a cam show is between host and member oh yea and they are watching for free
they must know and control EVERYTHING
thats why in rules a cam show is between host and member oh yea and they are watching for free
RE: Why Moderate Forums???
Think of this...if there not moderators there would have been a ton more of WTF posts. Imagine that.
RE: Why Moderate Forums???
you need to create your own webpage dude, so we can get the benefit from ALL of your WTFisms, not just the ones CC deign to allow here.
New Answer Service on Yahoo
You can ask any question you want and get answers in minites so another source of info for hosts in foreign countries.........
RE: New Answer Service on Yahoo
Great hosts can ask questions like:
1. How can I screw these guys out of more money?
2. How can I look like I'm having a real orgasm?
etc.
Danm done in by technology again.....................
1. How can I screw these guys out of more money?
2. How can I look like I'm having a real orgasm?
etc.
Danm done in by technology again.....................
RE: New Answer Service on Yahoo
For 3 years doing the cam stuff, I bought a 1bedroom apartment in the capital of my country and some land at the sea side, lived in Italy and Belgium 1 year each and now I am in the UK, trying to make my husband not sell the house and go back to my country. Last wednesday we changed the car here too. Have no clue how much money I made in total as I appear in some places. I just know im trying to be above 2500 per month. This weekend was great - 500 dollars:)
RE: New Answer Service on Yahoo
kinky, I have this vague feeling that you may have posted that reply in the wrong thread ... just a feeling mind you, nothing conclusive ...
Drunk Driver:-))
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
RE: MONEY TALK
as i think if a visitor comes and asks to do everything very quickly he won't leave more than 2$ that is why i never do a show for those whose words are" hi do u do show? ok! start please!"
RE: MONEY TALK
And i never go to vid for girls who can only say in text chat 'Hi, h r u, wanna see me?'
Works both ways Cinderellas and as for you xFizzPissx i hear you never do a show anyway.
Works both ways Cinderellas and as for you xFizzPissx i hear you never do a show anyway.
RE: MONEY TALK
despite the way our friend just said it, his point is valid about being inundated as soon as we enter comm chat by the "hi, come to my video, I'm horny" brigade ... it certainly is a two-way street and there are clearly good and bad members AND hosts. I simply ignore most private messages unless they are from people I actually want to talk to ... but they are most certainly fucking annoying!
RE: MONEY TALK
Please, don't yell, my eyes hurt!
Don't worry about guys like him, if he wants it fast he should go in instant action, end of storry.
CC won't do anything against you, you did nothing wrong, if what you told us is the whole story :)
Don't worry about guys like him, if he wants it fast he should go in instant action, end of storry.
CC won't do anything against you, you did nothing wrong, if what you told us is the whole story :)
RE: MONEY TALK
I have finally worked out why you are being ruder these days Psy.
It is the battle between your member side and your old host side.
When you left cc your host side was still dominant and so you were always nice (or pretending to be nice).
But as the months have gone on your member side has grown stronger and stronger and that is why you are now so nasty, cruel, horrible, mean and wicked :P
It is the battle between your member side and your old host side.
When you left cc your host side was still dominant and so you were always nice (or pretending to be nice).
But as the months have gone on your member side has grown stronger and stronger and that is why you are now so nasty, cruel, horrible, mean and wicked :P
RE: MONEY TALK
Nah, it's not that, I'm a member for almost as long as I was a host, so it doesn't count :P
I like being rude/mean/nasty when some deserve it.. or at least when I consider they deserve it. And many do.. hopefully. At least I won't yell at hubby like that, I'm calm when he's coming back home :D
I like being rude/mean/nasty when some deserve it.. or at least when I consider they deserve it. And many do.. hopefully. At least I won't yell at hubby like that, I'm calm when he's coming back home :D
RE: MONEY TALK
You have three options.
1) Do what the customer says, and leave us out of this simple solution.
2) Do what you feel is right, and leave us out of this simple solution.
or
3) And this is my advice to you; is to start drinking heavily. Trust me, I'm pre-med.
1) Do what the customer says, and leave us out of this simple solution.
2) Do what you feel is right, and leave us out of this simple solution.
or
3) And this is my advice to you; is to start drinking heavily. Trust me, I'm pre-med.
RE: MONEY TALK
what you (and all hosts) should do in cases like this is as soon as you get rid of this member, write to CC and give YOUR story first ... tell them the members name and suggest that he should be banned from CC ... that way when his email complaint arrives, CC will already have it in their minds that this guy's trouble.
RE: MONEY TALK
oops, sorry INYF, forgot that was one of your modus operandi ... hope I don't get you too busted
RE: MONEY TALK
Oh dear, sometimes i so like dealing with this type of guys lol. Of course most of them leave fast but some stay to argue or apologize. It is so funny :)
RE: MONEY TALK
If a host is having computer problems and it eats up time I think the member is in a position to end the video and request a refund from CC for that time. The host should understand that and agree that is the right thing to do. Once the technical glitches are worked out the member can reenter the video and start from scratch...so to speak.
I have seen a number of hosts who constantly have technical problems and it makes you wonder is it real or is it Scamorex.
I have seen a number of hosts who constantly have technical problems and it makes you wonder is it real or is it Scamorex.
RE: MONEY TALK
Welcome back Galaxxxy I hope you had a wonderful holiday and got an all over tan :P (and not too many cakes pushed in your face).
RE: MONEY TALK
Tailored suits, chauffeured cars
Fine hotels and big cigars
Up for grabs, all for a price
Where the red hot girls
Keep on dancin' through the night
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do, that's guaranteed
Hey little girl, you want it all
The furs, the diamonds, the paintings on the wall
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
A French maid, foreign chef
A big house, with king size bed
You had enough, you ship 'em out
The dollars up, down, you better buy the pound
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do, that's guaranteed
Hey little girl, you break the laws
You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Moneytalks
Moneytalks
B.S. walks
Money talks
Come on, come on
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Fine hotels and big cigars
Up for grabs, all for a price
Where the red hot girls
Keep on dancin' through the night
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do, that's guaranteed
Hey little girl, you want it all
The furs, the diamonds, the paintings on the wall
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
A French maid, foreign chef
A big house, with king size bed
You had enough, you ship 'em out
The dollars up, down, you better buy the pound
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do, that's guaranteed
Hey little girl, you break the laws
You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Moneytalks
Moneytalks
B.S. walks
Money talks
Come on, come on
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
RE: MONEY TALK
You should tell the customer what to expect BEFORE he enters your video and not trick him go to video with false expectations.
money saved on CC!
i just calculated that I have spent $1,884.69 USD on camcontacts since May of 2001. the average cost was just under $10/call.
well, thinking about it, it's cheaper recreation than:
-- $200-$300/hr for the real thing (here in the USA)
-- recurring monthly subscriptions
-- $25 per spin Roulette tables
-- hard core narcotics usage
Go ahead, pull your own history, share. Copy as text makes it easy to paste into Excel. Just curious.
well, thinking about it, it's cheaper recreation than:
-- $200-$300/hr for the real thing (here in the USA)
-- recurring monthly subscriptions
-- $25 per spin Roulette tables
-- hard core narcotics usage
Go ahead, pull your own history, share. Copy as text makes it easy to paste into Excel. Just curious.
RE: money saved on CC!
You can really earn $1000 a month just for twiddling your twat on cam? Man, you girls have it so easy!
RE: money saved on CC!
Let me know how often you were sexually abused or afraid that a guy will rape you. I guess there are more guys that are being raped when they're aged of only 2 weeks, rather then girls, huh?
You know shit about how easy it is to be a woman.
Shall I tell you what happens with the bones of a woman's body during the birth?
You know shit about how easy it is to be a woman.
Shall I tell you what happens with the bones of a woman's body during the birth?
RE: money saved on CC!
far be it from me to speak for someone else, but i believe cocksure wasn't speaking of women generally....just those who get paid here for lounging about, yaking with friends, and masturbating.
and yeah, now that you've caught my attention, i am kinda curious....what happens to a woman's bones during child birth?
and yeah, now that you've caught my attention, i am kinda curious....what happens to a woman's bones during child birth?
RE: money saved on CC!
Seems my post wasn't/won't be posted.. I was telling you what exactly is happening.. if you know french, or if you know the translation for "nutation" and "contre-nutation" look for more info.. I doubt it will "feel" as painful for you as it does for me each time I'm reading.
RE: money saved on CC!
By that calculation, I earn more in a month than you earn in a year.
And I get to keep my clothes on.
Funny old world.
And I get to keep my clothes on.
Funny old world.
RE: money saved on CC!
All that money and yet you still have to come to a porn site for a wank :D
RE: money saved on CC!
2,667.39 in 2005 alone
havent completed '06 but its about half that
average show $20
havent completed '06 but its about half that
average show $20
RE: money saved on CC!
US$560 since August 03, 35 vids so about 16 bucks per ... yep, go ahead and say it, I'm a cheap fuckin' bastard but hey, here's some news, I actually have a life outside my four walls.
RE: money saved on CC!
If true you had better never identify yourself as the banana.......................
RE: money saved on CC!
Spent that in one month mate, over christmas. Over spending in this place tops $5000 mark, and this is 18mths worth overall.
RE: money saved on CC!
I've spent about a $1300 this year which may sound a lot to some people but actually that's cheaper than me picking up my telephone and ringing to Russia!! What a bargain :-)
RE: money saved on CC!
I wouldn't like get a heart attack, so better not look after how much money i have spent here, since i am on CC...:DD
RE: money saved on CC!
too late I think, I've identified myself :) ... it matters little to me what people do and don't know about me, or what they do and don't think of me
RE: money saved on CC!
yes, that is certainly true, one of the bunch I am ... one could even say that I was hung like a banana ...
RE: money saved on CC!
6 months, $300, 60 vids, $5 a pop, 10 minutes to shoot the load. Guys, no need ever, ever, to stray outside the 0.50 a minute range. Some of these girls are earning way too much. Go go for the bargains!
RE: money saved on CC!
Oh man, you need help big time! Spending time at CC and having a bit of fun now and again is one thing but 13 grand! You've helped the likes of Kinky become a property magnate, now try and help yourself.
Get some counselling, seek a cure for this addiction, please, promise me, please!!!!!!
Get some counselling, seek a cure for this addiction, please, promise me, please!!!!!!
RE: money saved on CC!
For 3 years doing the cam stuff, I bought a 1bedroom apartment in the capital of my country and some land at the sea side, lived in Italy and Belgium 1 year each and now I am in the UK, trying to make my husband not sell the house and go back to my country. Last wednesday we changed the car here too. Have no clue how much money I made in total as I appear in some places. I just know im trying to be above 2500 per month. This weekend was great - 500 dollars:)
RE: money saved on CC!
I generally stay in the 50 to 65 cent range also and have been very happy with it. It is still good money for asian or russian ladies in my opinion.
RE: money saved on CC!
For accounts I still have open: $11,558.47 since Oct 2002.
But I've spent more than that just in one night at strip club/hotel in Vegas for friends bachelor party. Now that was one party I willllll never forget or my friends.
But I've spent more than that just in one night at strip club/hotel in Vegas for friends bachelor party. Now that was one party I willllll never forget or my friends.
RE: money saved on CC!
Compared to getting married and then divorced CC has saved me thousands :) thx CC
RE: money saved on CC!
No comment Anon, just make sure u find out what cuddle is. Really worth to know!
RE: My depression
I had 8 cops kick down my door, drag me to the hispital, force unwanted drugs down my throat which cost me a $42 ticket I can't afford cause I can't even afford any food.
I have a loaf of bread and that is it so my depression can kiss my ass cause I would be better off without it!
I have a loaf of bread and that is it so my depression can kiss my ass cause I would be better off without it!
RE: My depression
I think it's great. And, I think very good that you took the time to write it. It will make you feel better, and put problems into perspective. Then when you look at the words on the page, you will see how small the problems are, when you realize you are smart enough to put them into place and work through them. It helps you also, to know and understand how you really feel.
It's good to write, even when you're not depressed. Those people that do it, live longer lives! It's a proven fact. Start a journal and soon you'll have a good collection of great poems too!
It's good to write, even when you're not depressed. Those people that do it, live longer lives! It's a proven fact. Start a journal and soon you'll have a good collection of great poems too!
RE: My depression
people that suffer depression fight it... they fight to see the light, fight to have hope... depression though does seem to tap people into viewing things differently, as being in a depressed state of mind you don't see things the same as a person that doesn't suffer with it... it is good to externalize when you have a bought... though you take a big chance exposing your vulnerabilities (especially here)... some people will support you and some will exploit you for thier own psycholigical satisfactions... keep writing for you not for them... even if you write total crap, its for your self healing... so it doesnt really matter, unless you plan to make a living out of it or something... but you wont be famous 'til you die or are a drunken or drugged mess anyway... lol depressing joke aye? :P
The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
Vera(Belief)-is a tower made of stone without doors and windows, where you imprison yourself ;
Nadegda(Hope)-is a white cloudy pillar without basement ascending to the sky
Lyubov(Love)-is a big beautiful brilliant letter "I" which is made of gold.
Wish you all have the three constituents in your families.
Nadegda(Hope)-is a white cloudy pillar without basement ascending to the sky
Lyubov(Love)-is a big beautiful brilliant letter "I" which is made of gold.
Wish you all have the three constituents in your families.
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
Gorty...thank you so much...its amazing how much I learn from you, I never knew there was an International Family Day, your kidness is supreme
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
What a load of bollocks. Post something interesting and not trivial
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
What a load of bollocks. Post something interesting and not trivial
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
mmmmm Yes Gortensia could certainly take a leaf out of your book. That was definetely the most interesting and non trivial post I have ever seen on cc
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
and they posted it a second time for those of us absolutely blown away by the non-triviality of the first post ... you truly are a kind hearted soul Anonymous :)
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
no, no... i think the message of the second of the two anonomouses was meant exclusively as a reply to the first's... but yes indeedy, a quick copy and paste job to further amplify the original blowing effect of that same first anonomous' boffo interestingness and non-triviality-o-roony-ity... i pray your little yellow skin wasn't too badly bruised from the vigorous landing brought about by being too vigorously blown away:P
and yes, i'm way kind-hearted... i love my moms and my pops super much..... thanks for the congrats, gorty:)
and yes, i'm way kind-hearted... i love my moms and my pops super much..... thanks for the congrats, gorty:)
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
Why don't you post under your real name... loser. May be some day, if and when, you get a real life and have a family you will appreciate thing like this...
RE: The 15th of May-International Day of Family.Congrats to All!!!
Excuse me Sir!! But what would posting under a real name achieve? Abuse in ccMail? Gonna come hunt me down?
Pathetic, just like this bullshit thread.
Pathetic, just like this bullshit thread.
For Mothers...A history lesson and blessing
In 1907 a young woman named Anne Jarvis began a national letter writing campaign asking members of Congress and all Americans to set aside a special day honoring all mothers. A devoted daughter, Miss Jarvis had lost her own mother a few years earlier, and she hoped to persuade others to recognize the importance of mothers love and dedication. A year later (1908), at Jarvis request, her church in Philadelphia Pennsylvania celebrated Mothers day. The idea spread rapidly through out the Country.
By 1914 celebrating Mothers day had become so popular that Congress declared the day a National Holiday and President Woodrow Wilson called for a nationwide celebration honoring mothers.
Mother:
Mother on your special day,
Lead me in the Heavenly way.
Teach me of the Saviors love,
And His Kingdom home above.
The Lord blessed me by giving you,
To show me what to say and do.
Mother I love you,
Mother I love you,
Oh, Christian Mother, I love you.
Her children rise up and call her blessed.
- Proverbs 31:28.
By 1914 celebrating Mothers day had become so popular that Congress declared the day a National Holiday and President Woodrow Wilson called for a nationwide celebration honoring mothers.
Mother:
Mother on your special day,
Lead me in the Heavenly way.
Teach me of the Saviors love,
And His Kingdom home above.
The Lord blessed me by giving you,
To show me what to say and do.
Mother I love you,
Mother I love you,
Oh, Christian Mother, I love you.
Her children rise up and call her blessed.
- Proverbs 31:28.
RE: Mothers day in east Europe is on 8 of March!!!
Regardless of the date of the day .....the blessings the same for all Mums and thank God for all of differences for us that many times still tend to be the same. Have a great day.
....M-Man
....M-Man
RE: For Mothers...A history lesson and blessing
I did not know that Motorman....thank you .....nice how we are always learning something.....hehehehehhehe.
keep safe...huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
keep safe...huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Between Holidays:-))
A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
The artist says, "Sure."
She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it she would like it to say "Happy Thanksgiving." On her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, "Merry Christmas."
Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
What would you do?......and why???
I place 3 inverted cups in front of you, under one of them I have hidden a gold coin. I ask you to select which cup you think covers the coin, but don't remove it. I then leave the cup you selected where it is and remove a cup which does not cover the gold coin. So, now in front of you is the cup you selected and one other cup. I offer you the opportunity to change your mind, or stay with your original selection. What would you do?....and why???
RE: What would you do?......and why???
Would stick to the first choice, because I probably trust my eyes.
RE: What would you do?......and why???
I would change. There is a higher overall probablity that the other cup has the coin under it.
RE: What would you do?......and why???
I would know that I had already chosen from 1 of the 2 cups that had the coin under it cos you removed 1 that didn't. Like the 3 card trick, I would assume a probability that I had chosen wrongly and therefore change and choose the other remaining cup.
RE: What would you do?......and why???
i would slap u up-side the head and then take both cups...after running away i would check the cups to see if i was correct...which i would have been :p then realise it was a chocolate coin...just my luck...mezzy...u cheating fecker where is my gold coin
RE: What would you do?......and why???
I would change my choice to the one you had already taken away as in a game of gamble house always wins
RE: What would you do?......and why???
hmmmmm.......actually...do I look like a cup??? I guess I must.....(Blush)
RE: What would you do?......and why???
ok, first thing i'd do is bring out the chainsaw, and wave it
around madly keeping you at bay.
swipe the gold coin, and walk away snickering
under my breath, "Sucker"
if you dont like chainsaws, use baseball bats, golf clubs,
and other assorted things to whap you upside the head
work just as well.
around madly keeping you at bay.
swipe the gold coin, and walk away snickering
under my breath, "Sucker"
if you dont like chainsaws, use baseball bats, golf clubs,
and other assorted things to whap you upside the head
work just as well.
RE: What would you do?......and why???
Thx Book....that describes what you would do, but it doesn't explain why.....:-P
A joke before I leave...
What do you do with 365 useds condoms at the end of the year?
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a good year!
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a good year!
RE: A joke before I leave...
My tire would would be so big, you wouldn't be able to see the car in the backgroud.
RE: A joke before I leave...
an old proverb says "only someone insecure about the small size of his willy would make such an inane statement"
RE: A joke before I leave...
My tyre would would be so big, you wouldn't be able to see the car in the backgroud.
RE: A joke before I leave...
I hear what you're sayin' INYF ... there are exercises you can do or drugs you can take to help with that :)
... actually, my tire would be of average size and you might be able to catch a glimpse of my car in the background ...
... actually, my tire would be of average size and you might be able to catch a glimpse of my car in the background ...
RE: A joke before I leave...
I guess only you would consider chewing on them. Had much experience on tasting condoms?
Still alive
Hey AssMan, Joy, Psy and other friends.
Just a quick note to let you know I am still alive since I left like 3 monts ago as I said I was going to to.
I am doing great and hope you all are too.
Take care and see you again in another 3 months :-}
Just a quick note to let you know I am still alive since I left like 3 monts ago as I said I was going to to.
I am doing great and hope you all are too.
Take care and see you again in another 3 months :-}
RE: Still alive
Hey you...I hope I'll get to chat u sooner then 3 months:). Glad to know u are doing well!
RE: Still alive
Hey Anon, glad to know you're well. Loved the joke btw :)
Kiss to you and all the best!
Kiss to you and all the best!
RE: $$
if that's the case the guy that goes under the name 'Anonymous" must be a billionaire, he seems to post here all the time (and I think he's crazy, becuase he replys to his own posting a lot).
See, he did it just now to your posting.
See, he did it just now to your posting.
RE: $$
There might have been some in the past but after the hosts have done their dirty deeds they are not anymore...................
RE: $$
what makes you think they look for anything different from any other guy here on cc? i doubt how much money one has makes any difference.
RE: $$
A million is not what it used to be. I would venture to say that many of the members here have made a few millions dollars in their lifetimes...not that they are millionaires.
new friends
Hey all, canadian male 44 looking to find new friends, fiends with benefits, or more. I love the style and grace of eastern euorpean ladies. cc or yahoo.ca if interested
A Lot Bigger Than Yours:-)
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"
RE: A Lot Bigger Than Yours:-)
Karin can you draw me a map to the nude beach? Cuz... ummmm.... errrr... I would like to see the expressions on everyone's faces when you tell that joke. Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's why I want to go there. You can trust me, Hey! Nooooo! Don't look down! Just keep looking in my eyes. I am really smart. LOL.
joke
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the missus that I would be home by midnight. . . I promise!
Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy and at around 3 am, full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started and cuckooed three times.
Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine times and was really proud of myself for having the quick-wittedness, even when pissed, to escape a possible conflict.
Next morning the missus asked me what time I got in and I told her midnight.
Whew, got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she said,
'Well, at 3 am this morning, it cuckooed three times, paused, said bollocks, Cuckooed another four times, farted, cuckooed another three times, paused, cleared its throat and cuckooed twice, then giggled for over three minutes.'
'I think it's stuffed, don't you?'
Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy and at around 3 am, full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started and cuckooed three times.
Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine times and was really proud of myself for having the quick-wittedness, even when pissed, to escape a possible conflict.
Next morning the missus asked me what time I got in and I told her midnight.
Whew, got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she said,
'Well, at 3 am this morning, it cuckooed three times, paused, said bollocks, Cuckooed another four times, farted, cuckooed another three times, paused, cleared its throat and cuckooed twice, then giggled for over three minutes.'
'I think it's stuffed, don't you?'