General Forum
Will Luke be able to help Leia?
In a little known chapter of the Star Wars epic, Princess Leia got pregnant and was having some difficulty delivering her baby.
She began to wish that her gynecologist was still alive, but had to accept her own brother's assistance during the difficult delivery.
As she was suffering through her most painful final contractions, she shouted her late doctor's name and asked for help, "Help me OB/GYN Kenobi!"
Suddenly a disembodied voice came from beyond the delivery room... (scroll down)
"Use the forceps, Luke."
She began to wish that her gynecologist was still alive, but had to accept her own brother's assistance during the difficult delivery.
As she was suffering through her most painful final contractions, she shouted her late doctor's name and asked for help, "Help me OB/GYN Kenobi!"
Suddenly a disembodied voice came from beyond the delivery room... (scroll down)
"Use the forceps, Luke."
RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?
Q. Why did the fish blush?
A. Because the sea weed.
;) be careful of making absolute statments.
A. Because the sea weed.
;) be careful of making absolute statments.
RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?
Is "weed" a euphamism for urinate? I'm not sure I get that joke, actually.
RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?
weed = pot, some people hold in the smoke as long as they can to take the full effect so they turn red. or blush.
beer
ok, lets hope this works
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PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release:
The relatively small non-adult catagory just got a lot more exciting!!
After being treated like a piece of sex meat by 1000's of women each day; at the height of his popularity the disturbing but popular host has made an unpresedened move and changed to the Friends and Family catagory.
Well known for his amazing sexual antics and crazed nude dancing he quickly burst on to the scene and at the time of his move he was one of the few remaining sex symbols currently on the web.
Ladies across the globe are currently glued to their computers wondering what this will mean for their cyber-sex lives.
Little information has been released at this time as media outlets are scrambling for any details they can get. It is this reporters opinion that the ladies shouldn't worry too much as a Rockstar as deeply perverted as Chuck isn't going to wake up one day talking about Rainbows and Spidermonkeys. So even if he's chatting about about having lunch with Jesus and acting kind, trust me he's still only got sex on his mind. A.P. Newswire 3.23.06
The relatively small non-adult catagory just got a lot more exciting!!
After being treated like a piece of sex meat by 1000's of women each day; at the height of his popularity the disturbing but popular host has made an unpresedened move and changed to the Friends and Family catagory.
Well known for his amazing sexual antics and crazed nude dancing he quickly burst on to the scene and at the time of his move he was one of the few remaining sex symbols currently on the web.
Ladies across the globe are currently glued to their computers wondering what this will mean for their cyber-sex lives.
Little information has been released at this time as media outlets are scrambling for any details they can get. It is this reporters opinion that the ladies shouldn't worry too much as a Rockstar as deeply perverted as Chuck isn't going to wake up one day talking about Rainbows and Spidermonkeys. So even if he's chatting about about having lunch with Jesus and acting kind, trust me he's still only got sex on his mind. A.P. Newswire 3.23.06
RE: PRESS RELEASE
A minor correction: the reporters have to be objective and not tell their opinions in any of their stories :P So be careful the next time :P
Yes DM, it was funny...but not THAT funny :P
Yes DM, it was funny...but not THAT funny :P
RE: PRESS RELEASE
oh, but if at least they were only as entertaining as chuck. that cat's funny:)
RE: Studios...
If a studio has rooms, fair enough.... if the fellow host is sat right next to you, is not very ideal for a member.
RE: Studios...
not all studios are bad.
i for one have heard many bad things about studios, they take more than a fare share of the models earnings, and are emotionallyand phisically abusive to to the models under them.why? ... because they can be ! some hosts have no choice, so they must put up with it, hope that they get thier pay checks of scraps.
i for one have heard many bad things about studios, they take more than a fare share of the models earnings, and are emotionallyand phisically abusive to to the models under them.why? ... because they can be ! some hosts have no choice, so they must put up with it, hope that they get thier pay checks of scraps.
RE: Studios...
a host is not forced to videochat by a studio. if u dont like the way a studio treats u, then u leave to another one, or try to do it on your own.
RE: Studios...
I laugh my ass when i hear that story "the studio boss force me do that" as the othet said u can just move on no need to stay in a place where u re forced to do things . That is a story made out most by girls who try to sensible men who eat each story and cant think much, maybe an excuse incase there will be something more between them ( a marriage) or to get some money outside site ... i ve worked in studio too and they were good people, even help me out to make on my own (no comision for them) . Might be studios where people are not apreciated by boss but none can force u to do something against your willing and u want to know why? because girls who want to work are a lot they wouldnt want to have someone report them at police or have family on their head ....
RE: Studios...
I don't know how common it is this site. One trend I have noticed are more girls working from home but who still have a boss. The reason I have been given is that the boss owns the name and it is difficult for girls from certain countries to get a new account with some sites.
RE: Studios...
In the case that girl works from home and she rents out a screen name from someone it doesnt mean she has a boss:) She is her boss and she will only pay % to the one who rented the name out.That doesnt make him be her boss, is like he will get maybe 10-20 % from the girl, so now u judge whos the boss? She will come online whenever she wants, she is free to do whatever she wants on her own and She pays him in this case .IS NOT HIM the one to pay her % as it happens in studio where she gets less then him. There is a big difference/ Girl has her own pc, pays her own connection and pays a small % for renting a name to use on her own.
RE: x
in the case she works from home, indeed she doesnt have a 100% boss, but still u have to remember she rented a screen name and the owner sets up some limits in order to prevent a future penalty. So, it is up to her to do whatever she wants in her video, but in the limits required by owner and site, CC is much more severe than other sites, so the owner of the screen name must set up some rules for her, not to crossover the CC rules. So she is not free to do whatever she wants, besides schedule. And yes,it is HIM the one who pays her, the payment for that screen name she rented comes on his bank account, where CC sends the payment. So, there`s not such a big difference, it`s all about the % and rules. Even if she works from home, if she doesnt make at least the minimum ($100) it`s like working from a studio.
to devil
Dear believe me i work from home and i only have to respect CC rules as everyone else does. This doesnt make the guy who rents me the name to be my boss :) CC rules r respected by everyone here ;) So there r no rules imposed to me by the guy who i pay the rent ;) I am totally free to do as i think is best for me and to respect CC rules only which i would have done even from my own account.So pls believe me i got no boss ;) The money i pay the rent is same amount i would pay the bank tax or any other transfer. so this makes me be my own boss;) Now dont get envious
RE: to devil
He is more interested that u obey to the rules because if u get a warning, or a penalty, which may close his studio, and for u it`s not so bad, u only go to another guy and rent a screen name. Ididnt call him a 100% boss. And i explain the differences. U cant call him a friend now, can u? cause u pay him money. And i am not envious at all ;)
to devil
I forgot to tell u that also the so called 'boss' told me that he is not my boss. Lets say u get some refferal money, does that make u be the girls boss from where it comes yr money ?
RE: to devil
And lets not talk about the refferals, lol, u get 10% if the guy registers from your page and spends money, and the screen owner gets 20% of yours...so....we get to talk about few $...not worthy to even mention
RE: to devil
holy moly! 10-20% of all a referred member's money ever spent here goes straight to the referrer?!
i want to be a referrer too. is it difficult?
i want to be a referrer too. is it difficult?
RE: to devil
lol, not at all :d..u just gotta create a website and convince ppl to register through your link
RE: to devil
Does this mean if you only spend your dollars on the host you are referred by, does she still get referral money?
RE: to devil
apparently - and not only what you spend on her, but she gets a cut of the money you ever spend on all other hosts here too.
RE: to devil
any host can make 1000 or 2000 $ per session if she does a good job. So lately i get from my refferal, for example, about 200 or 300 $, and if i had to pay 20% to a studio, that would be 20 or 30 $. that is the reason i suggested not to discuss about refferals because a studio doesnt get that much. The topic was if the studio gets a % from your refferal that makes him the chathost`s boss.That`s not money to make somebody boss.
RE: x
it is a fact that cc gets a percentage of the girls pay plus the boss at studio gets a part of there pay and the hosts get a very small percentage of what they work for.And at any moment the manager of the studio can close it down without notice./ Just thought you should know
to bb
Dont knows whats yr problem girls? So hard for some of u to accept that even girls who works from home and pay some pocket money to the one who has name can have no boss? What r u jealous of?
RE: x
Dont know what r u taling about girl...100 $ i do that if i work one day , dont really understand yr point.
RE: x
Chathosts can make 2000 $ per session if every day online and at the category that suits her best. Fetish and Dungeon are the best categories, just my opynion.
RE: Studios...
I think it depends upon the agreement the girl has with the owner of the screen name. The girls I know get somewhere between 50 to 70 percentage of the money that the site pays out. In some cases, they share internet costs but it varies.
The screen name owner is the one who recieves the money from the sites and then pays it out to the chat host. They also say that the owner will come in to their chat at times to monitor what is going on. They call work their own hours but they still have to earn a certain sum per month or work certain number of hours or they can lose the screen name.
The screen name owner is the one who recieves the money from the sites and then pays it out to the chat host. They also say that the owner will come in to their chat at times to monitor what is going on. They call work their own hours but they still have to earn a certain sum per month or work certain number of hours or they can lose the screen name.
RE: Studios...
maybe i misunderstood you
but 20% is not much, that is true. however CC get 50% then this guy who 'rents'' her this name get 20% so her total cut is $0.30 per us dollar to put up with our crap :O
and to the dumass that says just leave that studio and find another or get something else... that is easy for you to say. try going to that region and get a job. with thier qualifications
but 20% is not much, that is true. however CC get 50% then this guy who 'rents'' her this name get 20% so her total cut is $0.30 per us dollar to put up with our crap :O
and to the dumass that says just leave that studio and find another or get something else... that is easy for you to say. try going to that region and get a job. with thier qualifications
RE: Studios...
because u posted that some studious are abusive.so stop calling names cause u wont stay either to some guy that abuses u, forces u to work and takes your money.
RE: Studios...
I am still suprised that we are not seeing lots of real Chinese hosts. Either from mainland china, Hong Kong or Taiwan. I read where they have broad band cable, a thriving computer industry and they have to have millions upon millions of hotties willing to make a few bucks. Do you think it is the censorship or are the girls too busy making shit for WalMart? Maybe I should go over and start a studio there.
80 Years Old:-))
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "Because I'm telling everybody!"
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "Because I'm telling everybody!"
Hunting Accident
Two buddies go duck hunting. They had been hunting for a while when one had to take a dump. So he leans his shotgun up against a fence and goes over to take care of business. Suddenly a strong gust of wind comes along. It blows his shotgun over and it accidentally discharges and shoots him right in the crotch! His buddy freaks out and loads him up in the pickup and starts speeding toward town and the nearest hospital. They finally get him into surgery and he's there for almost four hours. When he wakes up he starts calling for the doctor. The doctor finally comes in and the guy said, "Doc, am I going to O.K.?" The doctor said, "Well, there was a lot of buckshot damage. I was able to repair most of it, but now I think you need to see my brother." The guy said, "Oh, is your brother a doctor, too?" The doctor said, "No, he's a flute player, but he can show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye!"
How strong are you?
Two men in their eighties were talking one day. Joe said to Larry, "You know, when I was twenty, I had an erection that I couldn't bend at all. When I was forty, I had an erection that I could only bend one quarter of the way down, in my sixties I could bend it half the way down. Now that I am Eighty I can bend it all the way down. How much stronger am I going to get?"
What;s for breakfast?
A wife was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast when her husband walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he asks, "What was that all about?"
She answers "The egg timer's broken!"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he asks, "What was that all about?"
She answers "The egg timer's broken!"
david beckham
david beckham was at a press conference last night,he said "i like them coz they taste nice and make my breath smell good"...the reporter shouted back "TACTICS u thick tnuc"
for DM
i thought i saw ur name on a loaf of bread yesterday..but i was mistaken...it said "thick cut"
RE: for DM
carefull fella...next u will b saying u like ppl..what is this world coming too...jeezzzz
joke
mick hucknell was arrested yesterday for having sex with an underage rabbit...apparently he was "holding back the ears" and the "bunny was too tight to mention"
shopping scam
new shopping scam,while packing shopping u may b approached by 2 fit 18 yr.old girls in tiny tops,they have their tits hanging out & ask for a lift to the next shop as payment.on the way,they strip off then go down on each other,then 1 climbs up front & sucks u off while the other then nicks ur wallet.I had mine stolen last tues,weds,twice on thursday,again on saturday and also yesterday
can any one tell me
i wonder if any one could tell me what has happened to miledi/velary
last on line end of february i know that may not sound long i know
but all of her archive pics have been taken off except 1
just wondering if perhaps she may have left cc
a most wonderful host i have had a lot lovly times with her and miss her
would appreciate any help
last on line end of february i know that may not sound long i know
but all of her archive pics have been taken off except 1
just wondering if perhaps she may have left cc
a most wonderful host i have had a lot lovly times with her and miss her
would appreciate any help
RE: can any one tell me
well i guess she didnt enjoy your time as much,otherwise your friend would tell you shes going offline a few months.
sucks doesnt it:((
sucks doesnt it:((
RE: can any one tell me
The "removal" of archives usually means the girl left the studio and the single photo is used as a place marker until a new girl is hired.
RE: can any one tell me
he said he thought her wonderful and that he misses her - perfectly understandable that he would care to know whether or not she's left this place for good.
joke
A new vibrator is out for women...it's so realistic..that just b4 she cum's...IT cums...then coughs....farts....goes limp...then switches itself off :p
RE: ChipsNSalsa
jar of salsa, no way...but will make u some...:P
lets do a salsa party?..in video....hehe
lets do a salsa party?..in video....hehe
RE: ChipsNSalsa
Salsa, Suckers, add some beer and 1SweetHoney...mix them all together and enjoy the combo....sounds gr8t.
RE: SILLY
Ohhhhh, so Miss Gala dares deign to allow even lowly anonymouses a chance to respond to her silly question, does she?
And just what makes you think your silly question deserves the silly reply of an anonymous?
What, do you really think that anonymouses aren't at all particular in who they choose to reply to?
Just what exactly makes you think YOU'RE so special?
Huh, silly head? Huh, huh, huh??:P
And just what makes you think your silly question deserves the silly reply of an anonymous?
What, do you really think that anonymouses aren't at all particular in who they choose to reply to?
Just what exactly makes you think YOU'RE so special?
Huh, silly head? Huh, huh, huh??:P
RE: SILLY
Sometimes I feel myself so silly too. In fact I'm always feeling myself :D
But I'd rather be feeling you xGalaxxxy. Silly or otherwise :P
But I'd rather be feeling you xGalaxxxy. Silly or otherwise :P
hosts from portugal
can anybody tell me the name of some hosts from portugal ?None of the ones i found after searching by country criteria seem to come online
RE: hosts from portugal
99% of hosts are from Russia, Philippines, Romania and Ukraine. There are a very few from England, Australia, Canada and the USA. Most who say they are from other countries are Russian and Romanian girls who have moved.
There ARE exceptions, but they are vry rare.
There ARE exceptions, but they are vry rare.
RE: hosts from portugal to i know
The closet you will get to Portugal are the Brazillians. They tend to be expensive and a bit scammy. Some pretty one but others look like monkeys. Bring your banana...
Best lovers, from a Nympho
Fw: Nymphomaniac
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>>I boarded an airplane and took my seat. As I settled in, I glanced
up
>>and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realized
she
>>was heading straight towards my seat. Lo and behold, she took the
seat
>>right beside mine.
>>
>>Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "Business trip or
>>vacation?"
>>
>>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
>>Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
>>
>>I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
>>sitting next to me and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs.
>>Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your
>>business role at this convention?"
>>
>>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of
the
>>popular myths about sexuality."
>>
>>"Really!" I said, "What myths are those?"
>>
>>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are
the
>>most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who
is
>>most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French
>>men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent.
>>We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories
>>is the Southern redneck."
>>
>>Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed "I'm
>>sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
>>don't even know your name."
>>
>>"Tonto,"I said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
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>
>>I boarded an airplane and took my seat. As I settled in, I glanced
up
>>and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. I soon realized
she
>>was heading straight towards my seat. Lo and behold, she took the
seat
>>right beside mine.
>>
>>Eager to strike up a conversation, I blurted out, "Business trip or
>>vacation?"
>>
>>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
>>Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
>>
>>I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
>>sitting next to me and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs.
>>Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your
>>business role at this convention?"
>>
>>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of
the
>>popular myths about sexuality."
>>
>>"Really!" I said, "What myths are those?"
>>
>>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are
the
>>most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who
is
>>most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French
>>men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent.
>>We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all
categories
>>is the Southern redneck."
>>
>>Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed "I'm
>>sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I
>>don't even know your name."
>>
>>"Tonto,"I said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
RE: Best lovers, from a Nympho
Sangamon county now closest I got to Cook was Kankakee that was close enough
best bargain on site
What chat host have you seen that does an excellent show but also charges a low price?
RE: best bargain on site
Dark Mystery is the Best......Bar None! :)
i shall always be a loyal fan of his ;)
i shall always be a loyal fan of his ;)
RE: best bargain on site
depends on your definition of a low price - but xloverdosex would definitely be my recommendation. Sexy, funny, good english. Only fault I have with her is that other people take her to video for long time when I am wanting to
RE: best bargain on site - I MEAN FEMALE HOST
What GIRL is still in the 50-60 range, but strips without stalling?
RE: best bargain on site - I MEAN FEMALE HOST
GrannyHilda.......5-60 range i think, maybe older
RE: best bargain on site - I MEAN FEMALE HOST
MMMM The one I was with last night!
So beautiful!
So sexxy!
And $0.60
So beautiful!
So sexxy!
And $0.60
RE: botanical gardens
http://www.watch-your-step.com/media/pictures/Random%20Images/mr.%20peanut.JPG
Hair Style:-)
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
RE: Hair Style:-)
You still are shy......no one can take that from u....... not even mr insane below :)
RE: Hair Style:-)
Really DM??
ur not just teasing me and trying to make me feel better r ya?
i wanna b good for at least one thing :p
ur not just teasing me and trying to make me feel better r ya?
i wanna b good for at least one thing :p