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RE: WARNING!!!!
Thanks for the warning :)
But as I have no friends I never open any yahoo messages cos they are never from anyone I know :(
But as I have no friends I never open any yahoo messages cos they are never from anyone I know :(
RE: WARNING!!!!
If you downloaded the File from that webpage and you ran it, something certainly did happen, you just didnt know it. Its how its supposed to happen. You probably infected your system with the virus and it may be spreading from your pc without your knowledge.
RE: WARNING!!!!
*nneylla (11/5/2005 6:20:36 PM): http://www.program.as.ro/ click on web , it`s a good soft*
Neylla seems to be the culprit, or someone using her computer she is also spamming for other porn sites where she appears.
Neylla seems to be the culprit, or someone using her computer she is also spamming for other porn sites where she appears.
RE: WARNING!!!!
listen, if someones YH is sending you this message, and that person doesnt realize it, it means that THEY HAVE THE VIRUS. the virus is sending the messgae without the YH account owners knowledge. Its made to spread itself.
RE: WARNING!!!!
I had received that stupid message in yahoo "try it, its good soft..." several times from someone in my yahoo. When I finally messaged her asking why she kept sending me that message, she said she didnt. I told her to check her message archive. Wow, seems she did send it and she didnt know it! I advised her to have her studio admin check her PC for this virus because she obviously has it and had no idea about it..
RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it
When she is ready to have a baby and once she has the number of children she wants then sex should stop completely.
RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it
Yes they should only procreate. Her feelings and pleasure are not important unless they are obtained from other sources apart from sex.
RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it
Tell me you're not serious and it's all a bluff!
There's no perfect age to have sex for the first time. Don't expect wonders, don't expect it to last.
Just don't do it before she's 18, you could get in trouble.
There's no perfect age to have sex for the first time. Don't expect wonders, don't expect it to last.
Just don't do it before she's 18, you could get in trouble.
RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it
16 in UK psy :p
Not that I wud stoop that low ;)
Not that I wud stoop that low ;)
RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it
Ok, DM, 16.. but ya know, considering how the 10-15 yo girls look like now, Nobody could sue you =))
RE: eternal question: to become woman or to remain virginity when ur guy asks it
with urself doesnt count
RE: What to choose?
Follow your heart, but be prepared to feel heartbroken if you chose your ex because this could be part of a game to him. Maybe he does love you, only you can decide that for sure.
You know your current b/f loves you, but if your feelings are not the same then you have to break with him because he deserves better and to find the person who will truly love him in return.
Just my opinion, I wish you luck.
You know your current b/f loves you, but if your feelings are not the same then you have to break with him because he deserves better and to find the person who will truly love him in return.
Just my opinion, I wish you luck.
RE: What to choose?
>>Can it turn out that he will understand everything when he finally loses me?>>
No.
<<Shall I play a bit to pretend that he will never see me again?>>
No.
<<Or shall I stay with my present bf?>>
Only if you will be honest with him.
No.
<<Shall I play a bit to pretend that he will never see me again?>>
No.
<<Or shall I stay with my present bf?>>
Only if you will be honest with him.
RE: What to choose?
i think guy #1 was initally upfront with you.. you shouldn't have read anything more into his feelings for you than what he said they were.. he saying that he loves you now(only after his friendly, complication-free fuck might(should) stop fucking him) is obviously just a pull on the feelings he knows you have for him so that you won't put a stop to the relationship he's comfortable with..
as for guy #2, do him a favor and come clean.. tell him that you don't love him as much as you love this other guy.. if he lingers, giving you an understanding, "very nice guy" 2nd chance, etc, etc(yawn) well, then he deserves all the heart ache you've already dished out to him and all the rest that's bound to come..
here's an idea: stop all the bullshit you're feeding yourself about feelings of "love".. i don't see it meaning that much to you with the way guy #1 has treated you, and i don't see you appreciating it when it's right in front of you with guy #2..
as for guy #2, do him a favor and come clean.. tell him that you don't love him as much as you love this other guy.. if he lingers, giving you an understanding, "very nice guy" 2nd chance, etc, etc(yawn) well, then he deserves all the heart ache you've already dished out to him and all the rest that's bound to come..
here's an idea: stop all the bullshit you're feeding yourself about feelings of "love".. i don't see it meaning that much to you with the way guy #1 has treated you, and i don't see you appreciating it when it's right in front of you with guy #2..
RE: What to choose?
It sounds like your ex b/f is playing with you. I don't think he will ever really Love you, but just likes to control you and play you.
But really you must think about what your feelings are, don't string your new b/f along, let him go if you are not sure you Love him. Let him get over you and find new love.
Don't let your ex play with your mind, he is not worth it.
Free yourself of both and give yourself time.
This is only an opinion and I know it is easy for us to say, but hard for you to do.
take care
But really you must think about what your feelings are, don't string your new b/f along, let him go if you are not sure you Love him. Let him get over you and find new love.
Don't let your ex play with your mind, he is not worth it.
Free yourself of both and give yourself time.
This is only an opinion and I know it is easy for us to say, but hard for you to do.
take care
RE: to Anonymous
and why do both nice girls and nice guys chase after the men and women who shit all over them?
..my mind is officially boggled.
..my mind is officially boggled.
RE: What to choose?
The kind of love you base a marriage on is all about openess and trust. Knowing that you have someone who will be there for you and you will be there for him. It is a mutual commitment more than a feeling. Feeling are involved, but if you always act only on emotions, you are a child and will often get hurt.
The excitement you feel with sex is more transcient (fleeting). the first guy left you when he found someone new and more exciting. When he got bored with her he came back to you. There are deeper levels of love to be found with the stable relationship.
The excitement you feel with sex is more transcient (fleeting). the first guy left you when he found someone new and more exciting. When he got bored with her he came back to you. There are deeper levels of love to be found with the stable relationship.
RE: What to choose?
wow thats deep.
well it sounds like your feeling to your currant bf are not so strong.
if the new bf isnt so important, leave him b4 your calisness breaks his heart.
as for your x bf, soounds like he is doing a great job of playing with your emotions, and it sounds like your not so good at playing that game. you say you love the x more now that he said he loves you. he is doing a great job with the mind game.
dump them both and find a new guy an a while, dont rush
well it sounds like your feeling to your currant bf are not so strong.
if the new bf isnt so important, leave him b4 your calisness breaks his heart.
as for your x bf, soounds like he is doing a great job of playing with your emotions, and it sounds like your not so good at playing that game. you say you love the x more now that he said he loves you. he is doing a great job with the mind game.
dump them both and find a new guy an a while, dont rush
RE: to Anonymous
Why is it that when a woman behaves like this, she's just 'confused', but if a man does it he's labeled a 'cheating bastard'?
RE: What to choose?
it is your life and your decision....if i have some advice it is to enjoy life while you are young, and get married later when you know what you want and need
dear "xPETITEx"
You are an air-headed little bimbo. You ex- doesn't love you, he just like your puusy and mouth (and maybe your ass). Maybe he likes your cooking, too, but he has absolutely no respect for you.
3 men standing in front of God:-))
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!
Man 3: "I just saw my wife on rollerskates!"
RE: 3 men standing in front of God:-))
This was great Thanks for sharing it. i needed a good laugh today.
It may be true for some men and women here>
It may be true for some men and women here>
baronessa so sexy so enterprising
Hey everyone do you know in her proifle she says if you spend $150.00 in one week she will give you a free show I wonder how long that show is. Has anyone ever got that free show from her. I think this host may have something here maybe more host might consider this?
RE: baronessa so sexy so enterprising
There are non-adult hosts and there are non-(wink/wink)adult hosts. She falls in the second category. Ahhh....the miracle of One to One. Attractive girl. Good English. Just too damn slow. Not a staller per se I am just a quick slam bam thank you mamn kinda guy...at least on CC....hard to stay focused when the meter is running at 1.55.
RE: who has the power in the hands?
I'm the boss in my house :)
I told my gf if I want to do the ironing before I wash all the dishes then that's what I'll do :P
I told my gf if I want to do the ironing before I wash all the dishes then that's what I'll do :P
RE: who has the power in the hands?
Well, you know the old saying "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world". A lot of truth in it. And look no further than Bill Clinton, was he the President or Hillary?
Ya Gotta Laugh at these.
one for the gals http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12429&scid=0
and the guys http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12726&scid=0
and the guys http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12726&scid=0
jerkOffWthMe
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
RE: jerkOffWthMe
lol, guys, she is a girl, and im not a member, we are both hosts in here lol u r super funny, thx u for makign ym mood great..love you alllllllllllllll:-)))kisssssssses all over
i will miss you alot, all my friends from here, guys and girls.....
stay sweet and cool and see you all sometimes...
stay sweet and cool and see you all sometimes...
Dearest Mamica.............what will I do without out you to guide me :(
Time to run loose on this joint :D
Take care, and don't be a stranger to those who love ya dearly :)
Time to run loose on this joint :D
Take care, and don't be a stranger to those who love ya dearly :)
so Anne is gone?
for how long?
lastly...if so.....
did she find something better or just tired of the crap of losers?
for how long?
lastly...if so.....
did she find something better or just tired of the crap of losers?
no, she left only commchat, ask the girls who cant stand her why she left, those dirty messages pushed her away
to bad, shes to popular and the girls dont love her to much
to bad, shes to popular and the girls dont love her to much
Pity she was driven away by much lesser talents. They should have made notes instead of abusing her.
childishness
i am not sure who is being more childish
Anne, for running from the nonescense
or the others for being so childish they had to insult Anne
btw
when you see me in chat, let me know who it was , so i dont see their vids!!!!
Anne, for running from the nonescense
or the others for being so childish they had to insult Anne
btw
when you see me in chat, let me know who it was , so i dont see their vids!!!!
Goodbye
Bye AmazingAnne :(
You were one of the nicest people in comm chat and I will miss you a lot.
Take care xxxxxx
You were one of the nicest people in comm chat and I will miss you a lot.
Take care xxxxxx
what the feck happend . why has anne gone ... what did i miss/ and hwhos jelous. so many questions , but not for you hot one .... what ever you doing now have fun as alway . catch you up my lil tigress sexy ass :D:D:D :P
RE: bye bye
Am I mistaken but didn't you like quit before under another name? Why are you quitting? You are still a few years away from Social Security...I mean not that many years...but still.....
RE: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
drama queen extraordinare ....all ur friends can visit u in text in ur room
More emoticons
anyone else who feels the need for more ?
When in chat or vid I sure could use a broader range of icons.
Especially when my hands are too busy to type.
One emoticon in particular would be a decent flower or a nice bunch.
The one wilted rose available is more an insult than a romantic gesture.
Any more suggestions and then compile a list of ideas to lobby cc??
When in chat or vid I sure could use a broader range of icons.
Especially when my hands are too busy to type.
One emoticon in particular would be a decent flower or a nice bunch.
The one wilted rose available is more an insult than a romantic gesture.
Any more suggestions and then compile a list of ideas to lobby cc??
RE: More emoticons
Maybe a yawn icon for comchat when it dies :)
Also...a Star like the messenger one (*)
Also...a Star like the messenger one (*)
RE: More emoticons
I would rather put my nuts in a vise before I see more emoticons. Ever go through the emoticon hell in Community Chat. When all the weeble wobble Filipinas start machine gunning each other. Very nice.
ADDICTED
I love cc.
I love the beauties in here.
I love having the attention.
I love the friendships.
I love the flirts.
I love meeting new cultures. Etc etc
And herein lies my problem.
I am ADDICTED,,,,,,,,,,, I neglect work, blow all my money- (in 4 months here I have spent a fortune -$1000s)
Im sure there must be many more of you in the same predicament.
HELP wheres the cc counselor?
I love the beauties in here.
I love having the attention.
I love the friendships.
I love the flirts.
I love meeting new cultures. Etc etc
And herein lies my problem.
I am ADDICTED,,,,,,,,,,, I neglect work, blow all my money- (in 4 months here I have spent a fortune -$1000s)
Im sure there must be many more of you in the same predicament.
HELP wheres the cc counselor?
RE: ADDICTED
yesterday i received a progress payment and couldn't resist the addiction. I spent $288 on 4 vids - stayed up until 3am - smoked too many cigs - don't eat properly --and.............
now i'm back here first thing in the morning.
pathetic I know .......................wat to do????????????
now i'm back here first thing in the morning.
pathetic I know .......................wat to do????????????
RE: ADDICTED
wait till u spent as much as i did then u know ur in trouble,good luck trying to cut it down
RE: ADDICTED
When you want to press the video button, remind yourself of two things -- you can't taste pixels, and the money is REAL.
I go to quite a few vids, but I set a limit on how much I will spend before I enter. It is VERY rare for me to go beyond that limit.
One last tip I will offer -- 50-cent pussy looks an awful lot like $2 pussy, and often the shows are better because you can stay longer without worry forcing you to leave.
I go to quite a few vids, but I set a limit on how much I will spend before I enter. It is VERY rare for me to go beyond that limit.
One last tip I will offer -- 50-cent pussy looks an awful lot like $2 pussy, and often the shows are better because you can stay longer without worry forcing you to leave.
RE: ADDICTED
i know EXACTLY what your saying....
quit for as long as you can .....
cancell membership .....
delete and or shred all records,
and never come back here agian !
it worked for me,
well , for 3 weeks i think it was . hardest time of my life.
then when you return do not see any vids.
or pick your 1,2 or 3 favs, and keep only seeing them.
the temptations are great,, i will grant you that.
i went from 3k in 6 months to $8.55 in january
and it was a host i wanted to see for a long,
it was a waste.
good luck, see you in a few weeks :D
quit for as long as you can .....
cancell membership .....
delete and or shred all records,
and never come back here agian !
it worked for me,
well , for 3 weeks i think it was . hardest time of my life.
then when you return do not see any vids.
or pick your 1,2 or 3 favs, and keep only seeing them.
the temptations are great,, i will grant you that.
i went from 3k in 6 months to $8.55 in january
and it was a host i wanted to see for a long,
it was a waste.
good luck, see you in a few weeks :D
RE: asiangirls on video playback
i often wonder that myself. if they did that at a really low rate they might get more money, also some viewers would want to look for them 'live' at which time thier rate is back to normal
RE: asiangirls on video playback
I think its because asian studios often dont have facility and they have a successionof girls using live cams. But I hope some will take the hint and start supplying us playback lovers mmmmmmmmmm:)
RE: asiangirls on video playback
asiaorchid, asianxjade and wecumforunow were excellent unfortiunately all now left cc. i think all were caming from home:)
RE: free show tonight (Russian Host)
Wow elbows and you can speak with a non russian accent and all for the bargain price of $20 a minute :P
RE: free show tonight (Russian Host)
Oh I thought I would get to see both elbows straight away :(
Wish i knew why...
Im just wondering why some members have to pretend to hosts
that they Fuck them? Nobady has not soo long Dick...I prefer to be really fucked ;)! Any volunteers out there?
that they Fuck them? Nobady has not soo long Dick...I prefer to be really fucked ;)! Any volunteers out there?
RE: Wish i knew why...
Just tell me when and where and i will be there.I love country girls. Are you host here let me know in this forum and i will write back no your personal forum.
RE: Wish i knew why...
Usa , midwest area, near chicago, illinois.. Where ru from country girl? I figured usa too. Thats why i would love to meet you
RE: Wish i knew why...
HI COUNTRY GIRL, I AM FROM MIDWSET USA, THE CHICAGO, ILLINOIS AREA. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE FROM USA TOO. I LOVE COUNTRY GALS. ID LOVE TO MEET YOU TELL ME YOUR SCREEN NAME HERE AND I WILL DISCUSS DETAILS IN YOUR PERSONEL FORUM OR EMAIL. I REALLY HOPE YOUR AS INTERESTED AS I AM. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.......HORNY
RE: Wish i knew why...
YOU ARE SO DAMN DESPERATE. GET A GRIP, BE A F*CKING MAN FOR CHRIST SAKE.
AFTER ALL, YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND ONCE YOU SEE A PICTURE..... COULD LOOK LIKE SOMETHING JUST ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO :p
AFTER ALL, YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND ONCE YOU SEE A PICTURE..... COULD LOOK LIKE SOMETHING JUST ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO :p
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
if you would let me know who you are then we can arrange i hope
or if you have yahoo
or if you have yahoo
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
hook
line
and sinker
Just remember the femi-fresh :)
line
and sinker
Just remember the femi-fresh :)
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
they want to read chathost forum and not be solicited all the time in comm chat
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
lol u expect truth on adult site ??? r u joking !
RE: Wish i knew why...to another countrygirl
Ur right, this site is all about fantasy and pretense.
So yeah, as a matter of fact, I dont mind admitting that my dick really is that long :)
So yeah, as a matter of fact, I dont mind admitting that my dick really is that long :)
RE: Wish i knew why...
This is kind of like phone sex. Imagine that you are fucking the girl you are listening to. Or in this case we are watching you.. I assume that is what you mean? Yeah, everyone knows they can't actually fuck you over the video screen. LOL!
RE: Wish i knew why...
Can't imagine any more...I would like a good Real Cock in my pussy! But how i can give u my name here, horny - all will think it's self advertising...
RE: Wish i knew why...
Who cares what anyone thinks,you want a cock in your hot pussy and i want to recipricate.How else willl we get together if we cant connect. Id give you my number or email but not here to many wierdos. so give me your screen name and i will email you to see if we can get together..Oh and im not desperate to whoever wrote that first post i wrote did post until after i poted it a second time. Listen honey you want it i want lets get it on!!!
RE: Wish i knew why...
Ok, baby, i'll contact u. Excuse me i didn't put my screen name here and when i'm reading the foolish post of the "Friend"... Who care yr opinion, Friend - KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF u r definately NOT MINE TYPE of friend!!! And, guys, be sure, i'm looking fantastic, just i don't like East European guys!
RE: Wish i knew why...
I am sorry honey i gave you wronc c.c mail address. The corretc one is h0rny4u2..the second letter is a zero not an o hope i hear from you . kisses country girl. I wait for your response horny
RE: Wish i knew why...
west european guys? lol
contact me on yahoo
petefrombelgium is my id;)
see ya
kiss
contact me on yahoo
petefrombelgium is my id;)
see ya
kiss
RE: some british thing to turn on
I dont know, if i like english accent or not, but i am sure i like you:-))
Kisses
Kisses
RE: to Russian Host
I love the Russian accent.
Especially when they say something like "The birds fly high in the sky above Moscow today" or some other phrase that lets the other person know they are the spy that they have come to meet.
Okay okay I watch too many movies. :P
Especially when they say something like "The birds fly high in the sky above Moscow today" or some other phrase that lets the other person know they are the spy that they have come to meet.
Okay okay I watch too many movies. :P
Two nuns from France were coming to New York...:-))
Two nuns from France were coming to New York.
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs."
"Really? Like what?" says the other.
"Over here, they eat dogs."
Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really?"
"Yeah, they sure do."
"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in."
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered.
"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um...which part did you get?"
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs."
"Really? Like what?" says the other.
"Over here, they eat dogs."
Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really?"
"Yeah, they sure do."
"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in."
After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered.
"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said.
Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs.
When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed.
She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um...which part did you get?"
RE: Two nuns from France were coming to New York...:-))
and in France they have a sauce called doggy :P
RE: Two nuns from France were coming to New York...:-))
Yes, I would like to have fun(ny story) with you:PPPPPPPPP
Womens Mid-Life Crisis
I can almost feel myself losing weight...
by forwarding this to you!
(You'll understand at the end.)
I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-
life is a great time for women. Even Oprah had a whole show on
how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few
thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you.
Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing
your luck) you'll probably relate.
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.
This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired
mustache.
In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans.
We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts; we are flying
squirrels in drag.
Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and
you can see your rear without turning around.
Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that
this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a
tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell
and those will too."
Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and
we're sitting on our biggest ones.
Mid-life is when you look at your know-it-all, cell phone,
beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch
marks?"
In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we
can retain is water.
Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand
McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map
of Wisconsin.
Mid-life means that you become more reflective. You start
pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here?
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no
longer a healthy choice?
But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is
important. We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins
double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would
any of you trade the knowledge that you have now for the body
you had way back when? Maybe our bodies simply have to expand
to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired. That's my
philosophy and I'm sticking to it!
Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew), and you will
lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
(That's why I had to pass this on - No way am I risking deleting
this!)
~Mid-Life Woman author unknown~
by forwarding this to you!
(You'll understand at the end.)
I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-
life is a great time for women. Even Oprah had a whole show on
how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few
thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you.
Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing
your luck) you'll probably relate.
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.
This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired
mustache.
In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans.
We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts; we are flying
squirrels in drag.
Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and
you can see your rear without turning around.
Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that
this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a
tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell
and those will too."
Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and
we're sitting on our biggest ones.
Mid-life is when you look at your know-it-all, cell phone,
beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For this I have stretch
marks?"
In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we
can retain is water.
Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand
McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map
of Wisconsin.
Mid-life means that you become more reflective. You start
pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here?
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no
longer a healthy choice?
But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is
important. We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins
double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would
any of you trade the knowledge that you have now for the body
you had way back when? Maybe our bodies simply have to expand
to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired. That's my
philosophy and I'm sticking to it!
Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew), and you will
lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
(That's why I had to pass this on - No way am I risking deleting
this!)
~Mid-Life Woman author unknown~
RE: Womens Mid-Life Crisis
Oh, I thought you left to some exotic country, coz I waved towards the channel several nights, and got no aswer...
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RE: Womens Mid-Life Crisis
Oops silly me I was facing the wrong way and waving across the Firth of Forth :P
Alone Again
Id like to see you in the morning light
I like to feel you when it comes to night
Now Im here and Im all alone
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I said stay, but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now Im here and Ive lost my way
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
I tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
I like to feel you when it comes to night
Now Im here and Im all alone
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
Alone again without you
Alone again without you
I said stay, but you turned away
Tried to say that it was me
Now Im here and Ive lost my way
Still I know how it feels, Im alone again
Tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
I tried so hard to make you see
But I couldnt find the words
Now the tears, they fall like rain
Im alone again without you
RE: Alone Again
In a little while from now,
If I'm not feeling any less sour.
I promised myself, to treat myself,
And visit a nearby tower.
And climbing to the top,
Would throw myself off,
In an effort to, make clear to whoever,
What it's like when your shattered
Left standing in a lurch,
In a church with people saying
My God, that's tough, she stood him up,
No point in us remaining
I may as well go home,
As I did on my own,
Alone again, naturally.
To think that only yesterday,
I was cheerful, bright and gay.
Looking forward to, and who wouldnt do,
The role I was about to play.
But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around,
And without so much as a mere touch,
Cut me into little pieces.
Leaving me to doubt, all about God and His mercy,
Oh, if He really does exist,
Why did He desert me?
And in my hour of need,
I truely am, indeed,
Alone again, naturally.
It seems to me that there are more hearts,
Broken in the world that cant be mended,
Left unattended, what do we do?
What do we do?
Now looking back over the years,
And whatever else that appears.
I remember I cried when my father died,
Never wishing to hide the tears.
At sixty-five years old,
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldnt understand why the only man,
She had ever loved had been taken.
Leaving her to start, with a heart so badly broken,
Despite encouragement from me,
No words were ever spoken.
And when she passed away,
I cried and cried all day,
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally.
If I'm not feeling any less sour.
I promised myself, to treat myself,
And visit a nearby tower.
And climbing to the top,
Would throw myself off,
In an effort to, make clear to whoever,
What it's like when your shattered
Left standing in a lurch,
In a church with people saying
My God, that's tough, she stood him up,
No point in us remaining
I may as well go home,
As I did on my own,
Alone again, naturally.
To think that only yesterday,
I was cheerful, bright and gay.
Looking forward to, and who wouldnt do,
The role I was about to play.
But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around,
And without so much as a mere touch,
Cut me into little pieces.
Leaving me to doubt, all about God and His mercy,
Oh, if He really does exist,
Why did He desert me?
And in my hour of need,
I truely am, indeed,
Alone again, naturally.
It seems to me that there are more hearts,
Broken in the world that cant be mended,
Left unattended, what do we do?
What do we do?
Now looking back over the years,
And whatever else that appears.
I remember I cried when my father died,
Never wishing to hide the tears.
At sixty-five years old,
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldnt understand why the only man,
She had ever loved had been taken.
Leaving her to start, with a heart so badly broken,
Despite encouragement from me,
No words were ever spoken.
And when she passed away,
I cried and cried all day,
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally.
birthdays
Anton Checkhov 1860
Franklin D. Roosevelt 1882
Roy Eldridge (Gene Krupa's Band) 1911
David Wayne 1914
John Ireland 1914
Bennie Leighton 1921
Gene Martin 1922
Dick Martin 1922
Barbara Hale 1922
Dorothy Malone 1925
Douglas Engelbart 1925
Gene Hackman 1931
Louis Rukeyser 1933
Tammy Grimes 1934
Horst Jankowski 1936
Boris Spassky 1937
Vanessa Redgrave 1937
Norma Jean 1938
Dick Cheney 1941
Joe Terranova (Danny and the Juniors) 1941
Marty Balin (Jefferson Airplane) 1942
Steve Marriott (Humble Pie & Small Faces) 1947
William King (The Commodores) 1949
Charles Dutton 1951
Brett Butler 1958
Jody Watley 1959
Christian Bale 1974
Franklin D. Roosevelt 1882
Roy Eldridge (Gene Krupa's Band) 1911
David Wayne 1914
John Ireland 1914
Bennie Leighton 1921
Gene Martin 1922
Dick Martin 1922
Barbara Hale 1922
Dorothy Malone 1925
Douglas Engelbart 1925
Gene Hackman 1931
Louis Rukeyser 1933
Tammy Grimes 1934
Horst Jankowski 1936
Boris Spassky 1937
Vanessa Redgrave 1937
Norma Jean 1938
Dick Cheney 1941
Joe Terranova (Danny and the Juniors) 1941
Marty Balin (Jefferson Airplane) 1942
Steve Marriott (Humble Pie & Small Faces) 1947
William King (The Commodores) 1949
Charles Dutton 1951
Brett Butler 1958
Jody Watley 1959
Christian Bale 1974