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Baby polar bear :-))
A father polar bear and a baby polar bear were walking across the ice when the baby polar bear said to his dad "Dad, am I part panda bear?" "No", replied his dad. "Well then, am I part brown bear?" Again his dad said no. A short time later the baby bear asked again, "Dad, maybe I'm part koala bear?" The father getting annoyed said, "look son, I'm a polar bear, your mums a polar bear. Why on earth do you keep asking for?!" "Because," the baby bear said,"I'm freezing!!".
for the played
i thought you were going for good and that i was going to lose you. turns out you were never mine to lose. turns out the things i thought were true were not, the things i held dear to my chest were never mine to hold. did you laugh about it? do you laugh about it still? were your friends in on it too? a vicious game and you played me good. how many others did you play? how many others feel this way? i would have died had you asked and now that part of me has, i wonder if you will like the pieces of me that are left. will you be scared by them? will you hide from them? or will you try to lie your way out of this mess? i wonder if anything you ever said was true, but mark my words one way, one day i will know the truth, and i hope for all our sakes it is a good truth and not the bad one i fear in my head
RE: for the played
Maybe we all feel that way abit but than again didnt you lie too.
Watch out for those asians girls hehe, but you still have to love them you girls can figuar out who I am cant you girls. Have to keep a senses of humor or you will always feel like a victim
Watch out for those asians girls hehe, but you still have to love them you girls can figuar out who I am cant you girls. Have to keep a senses of humor or you will always feel like a victim
RE: for the played
there is a girl who i really like on this site. does what u say mean that someone like myself (honest but gullible) could also be played for a fool? how are we to know?
RE: for the played
You begin by not getting too deep before you actually meet her. For some it is the opportunity for a scam to get some easy money.
For some of the younger, inexperienced girls a virtual-love doesn't even register as real. It's like playing a video game. Sometimes when they know you have an airline ticket and a hotel reservation reality hits them and they get scared and stop answering your e-mails.
My advise is to go in order to see the country and visit a friend. If a romance develops then it's just cream in the coffee.
For some of the younger, inexperienced girls a virtual-love doesn't even register as real. It's like playing a video game. Sometimes when they know you have an airline ticket and a hotel reservation reality hits them and they get scared and stop answering your e-mails.
My advise is to go in order to see the country and visit a friend. If a romance develops then it's just cream in the coffee.
RE: for the played
yeah i know how you feel. been searching for the truth now for a long time. word of advice, if you can go on without the truth, then do it, but if you cant .... believe me i understand very very well.
You are not the only one that stuff like this has happened to, there are some very very good "players" around. I wish you luck in your search, but dont expect any honest answers from the "source". The best youll get is half truths.
Good luck
You are not the only one that stuff like this has happened to, there are some very very good "players" around. I wish you luck in your search, but dont expect any honest answers from the "source". The best youll get is half truths.
Good luck
3 leaf clover
can any girls here make a 3 leaf clover with their tongues or do any other tongue tricks?
RE: Question to viewers about phone sex
VoIP is free from several vendors i.e. skype, yahoo, even cc so why would I pay anything????
RE: To confused
could i chat with you please regarding skype i have yahoo messenger with communicater
will skype interfier with my communictor or vice versa if you can tell me please, if you have yahoo may be you could let me know your id by cc mail thanks or just reply please
will skype interfier with my communictor or vice versa if you can tell me please, if you have yahoo may be you could let me know your id by cc mail thanks or just reply please
RE: To confused
Skype coexists nicely with Yahoo..............I have multiple VoIP apps all going at same time.........they use different post numbers to prevent conflict
RE: Question to viewers about phone sex
think it would depend who the girl is. I wouldn't give out my land line number to anyone
RE: Question to viewers about phone sex
if you give your landline number your mommy or wife might find out what to do here
RE: Question to viewers about phone sex
she is trying to check out your home situation.......i.e. are you married or living in sin LOL
RE: Question to viewers about phone sex
Much easier and cheaper to call the host. The cost of phone cards is so low and it put the member in control of the call. The second part of the question...would I give my home number to a host...only a couple here. Nothing to hide ...I just don't want to be called during the middle of the night or during sex.
RE: Question to viewers about phone sex
I, for some reason seem unable to call, at least to the Philippines. I've tried b4 with certain girls, but always get a busy signal or some other reason it won't go through. What am I doin wrong? I have given out my number b4, but only after i've known them for quite some time
at US school
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Pupil : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Pupil : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Pupil: " Because George still had the axe in is hand"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Pupil : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Pupil : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Pupil: " Because George still had the axe in is hand"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman"
RE: at US school
Look Nadeen....i can't tell everyone how mean and nasty you are one day and you post jokes the next :P ....Anyway Russians have no sense of humour remember.....LOL
question for the girls
Girls, if a man has hair growing on the underside of his penis, even if it's only a little bit, is that a big turn-off to you?
If you do, do you have any suggestions for the easiest way to get rid of it? (Shaving, nair)
Have a nice day!
If you do, do you have any suggestions for the easiest way to get rid of it? (Shaving, nair)
Have a nice day!
RE: Follow the blue ball if you really wanna understand how a woman thinks
This reminds me of what I was thinking the first time I tried to seduce a woman............
RE: Follow the blue ball if you really wanna understand how a woman thinks
Wow!
I imagined as much ;)
So this is what I don't see
in video? :D :P
I imagined as much ;)
So this is what I don't see
in video? :D :P
RE: Follow the blue ball if you really wanna understand how a woman thinks
i assumed it meant "follow the blue ball......"
RE: wasnt so hard :P
if this is how it is, maybe it's better if us guys just leave the hosts we truly like........i mean we're being played right?
RE: who knows
I hope you get some good help and info
Family and friends have had a great time there
ohhhh I can't resist...
better leave your turkey at home ;) :D
Family and friends have had a great time there
ohhhh I can't resist...
better leave your turkey at home ;) :D
Joke
A leading cardiac sugeon had died and was to be cremated. At his funeral service the coffin was placed in front of a large heart. At the approprite time the heart opened up and the coffin slid forward and disappeared into it.
Suddenly, at this most solemn point of the service, one of the mourners burst out laughing. When people asked why he said, "I was just thinking about my own funeral. You see I am a gyneacologist"
Suddenly, at this most solemn point of the service, one of the mourners burst out laughing. When people asked why he said, "I was just thinking about my own funeral. You see I am a gyneacologist"
xPETITEx
Happy birthday baby. Have a great day. You probably started celebrating already :))
RE: weather in september
Yes sure, it will be good weather in september, if you'll visit equatorial places for your holiday:PP
RE: weather in september
In September, the heat has started to leave the Med. If you like it hot, try Dubai. The temperature during the day can still reach 40C + !!!
For a cooler beach holiday, try Morocco. Temperatures during the day can reach 32 - 35C.
Morocco also has the advantage of still being quite a cheap holiday too. A 5 star holiday per person, per week...don't expect to pay more than 250 for a standard room. A Suite in a similar Hotel, don't expect to pay more than 400 a week.
If you are looking for a real cheap holiday, try Gambia.
Alternatively, for more Sun and Beach, try the Red Sea.
For an off the beaten path, sun and beach holiday, try Yemen BUT do a bit of research before you go. I also recommend Kidnap Insurance. You can have a wonderful time there but remember to be careful.
The Canaries are basically 32C all year round. It really doesn't matter what time of year you go there.
I hope the above helps you my Sun!
For a cooler beach holiday, try Morocco. Temperatures during the day can reach 32 - 35C.
Morocco also has the advantage of still being quite a cheap holiday too. A 5 star holiday per person, per week...don't expect to pay more than 250 for a standard room. A Suite in a similar Hotel, don't expect to pay more than 400 a week.
If you are looking for a real cheap holiday, try Gambia.
Alternatively, for more Sun and Beach, try the Red Sea.
For an off the beaten path, sun and beach holiday, try Yemen BUT do a bit of research before you go. I also recommend Kidnap Insurance. You can have a wonderful time there but remember to be careful.
The Canaries are basically 32C all year round. It really doesn't matter what time of year you go there.
I hope the above helps you my Sun!
Advice from one of my patients
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
A cancer patient of mine actually told me this a few days ago, he's terminally ill but I oddly found it beautiful. Just thought I'd share. I leave it up to you guys to figure it out.
Aegrescit medendo, aegroto, dum anima est, spes esse dicitur...vita non est vivere sed valere vita est, crudelius est quam mori semper timere mortem. Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet, Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
A cancer patient of mine actually told me this a few days ago, he's terminally ill but I oddly found it beautiful. Just thought I'd share. I leave it up to you guys to figure it out.
Aegrescit medendo, aegroto, dum anima est, spes esse dicitur...vita non est vivere sed valere vita est, crudelius est quam mori semper timere mortem. Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet, Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
RE: Advice from one of my patients
I think I will take those hang-gliding lessons afterall.
however bad off he may be physically, his spirit sure seems bent on staying around for a while more. best of luck to him.
thanks for sharing, man.
however bad off he may be physically, his spirit sure seems bent on staying around for a while more. best of luck to him.
thanks for sharing, man.
RE: Advice from one of my patients
Whatever you are on pls send me some its got to be great stuff............................
The Emotional Horse:-))
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
RE: why oh why 2
just imagine the freaky propositions you'd get if you were to dress up as a nun.
RE: why oh why 2
Poor Valery. Life is like that, lady. You have to take the good and the bad, the dressed and the undressed, the naughty and the boring, the sensible and the ratbag. I know where I belong.
What do you want?
In order to be satisfied try to open decent pics when you want to have some fun.When you want just to have nice decent chat hide decent pics and open some dissolute pics.How do you like the idea?
Btw lets you'll be on test. If the experiment is succesful I'll try the policy.:D
Btw I noticed another thing when I don't show my body a member doesnt ask me to strip.
Btw lets you'll be on test. If the experiment is succesful I'll try the policy.:D
Btw I noticed another thing when I don't show my body a member doesnt ask me to strip.
Kiev
I have just returned from meeting a lovely chat host in Kiev. I was so totally surprised at how nice Kiev is within the city centre. Hotel Dnipro is a fairly nice place, albeit a bit dated, and made the base for a perfect meeting. We got on very well and plan to meet again in November. If anybody else has been, or is about to go, would be nice to hear some comments
RE: Kiev
Kiev is cool place - Kreshchatyk Street is buzzing at night and the street entertainment / beer stalls are superb.
It took a while to work out that you need to show your receipt when you go for a pee in McDonalds near to independant square! Long queue and minging toilets.
we went last year when the orange revolution was still active. Our apartment was overlooking Kreshchatyk Street. Most bizarre waking up to a political rally fuelled by happy hardcore music
All good fun - cannot wait to go back - nice watching the world go by in independance square.
It took a while to work out that you need to show your receipt when you go for a pee in McDonalds near to independant square! Long queue and minging toilets.
we went last year when the orange revolution was still active. Our apartment was overlooking Kreshchatyk Street. Most bizarre waking up to a political rally fuelled by happy hardcore music
All good fun - cannot wait to go back - nice watching the world go by in independance square.
RE: Kiev
No quues in McD's for me but found the ticket system a little strange at first.
Great restaurants and not too expensive especially if yiu venture slight off tKreshchatyk Street.
I, too, was there at the time of the Orange Revolution. Lucky enough to see the free open air concert with Ruslana. Fantastic!
Been to Kyiv 5 times and also many other cities in Ukraine, too.
Great restaurants and not too expensive especially if yiu venture slight off tKreshchatyk Street.
I, too, was there at the time of the Orange Revolution. Lucky enough to see the free open air concert with Ruslana. Fantastic!
Been to Kyiv 5 times and also many other cities in Ukraine, too.
RE: Kiev
I was there during the Red revolution, a little more vibrant then but I guess things fade in time
RE: Kiev
Sure intrigued, got plenty of pussy, and start of nice friendship too. Didnt have any chicken kiev but hotel did wicked pepper steak and never needed to pee in macdonalds !
:(
four days and still he not back,i thought he was joke,someone know if imshy will to come back chat not so fun now
London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
So this strange event is coming to (and in!) London this weekend... what do people think? Strangely turned on/curious, or more than a bit freaked out..?
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
Very weird but each to their own. As I have often said what consenting adults do in private is entirely up to them :D
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
"Very weird but each to their own. ".
Great pun!
Great pun!
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
freaked out, yeah, but also strangely curious as to how they'll go about determining the winner.
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
absolutelly disgusting.If they really wanna raise money for charity i am sure there r many other ways to do it.Imagine sending the money raised to the poor kids in africa and telling them what efforts ppl did in wanking to save those money!!!
On the other side...when i am a bit drunk and horny i cant deny that i imagine myself going to the wankathon and having lots of hung guys watching me play with myself...but thats just me being a total perv :)
On the other side...when i am a bit drunk and horny i cant deny that i imagine myself going to the wankathon and having lots of hung guys watching me play with myself...but thats just me being a total perv :)
RE: London's 1st Wankathon- weird or wonderful?
This is totally Britt; this is how WW2 was won. The Britts have this really off the wall kind of creativity even in sex. As one small example look at aircraft carriers; the canted deck, the mirror landing system, and Harrier verticle flight all came from the Britts.
Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I have just come into an inheritance and would like to spend part of it raising the standard of living in russia with one or more of its citizens on CC. Send resume to above email and I will get back to you ASAP if qualified.
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I have received at least ten valid resumes and I have allocated only 20 total so please don't delay anymore girls....................it will the date you remember all your life
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
including one from a girl named Banana..........strange name for girl but its rus I guess
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
Of course she sent nice pix and she had a great rack..................
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I look like Cindy Crawford...would you like my pics also? I have some...:PPPP
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
You've just got that Psy...check your mailbox again:PPPP
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I realize not all people like myself create "serious" posts..........I forgive you............
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
I think I'm being asked to contribute some of my inheritance to charity; well I prefer to invest in the youth of the world directly ......
RE: Send Email to slackernow@yahoo.com
you should open a string of taco bells from vlad to st pete. if russians knew the joy of a chalupa, I'm sure it would make a bump for the better in their collective day.
just had one myself and I sure feel peppy.
just had one myself and I sure feel peppy.
And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
Well congrats Nadeen after careful analysis of the 20 candidates you came out first however this is only one small complication. It seems the lawyer involved in the final transfer to me of the inheritance needs more time for the final bank wire so I'll have to ask for you to pay for my initial plane ticket to Perm. Consider it a short term loan on what will be a large return on your small investment later when I receive the funds. You can contact me on that neat Yahoo 360 site someone created for you (maybe you or the bf) about Paypal details.
In any case prepare yourself for a fabulous time and one of the biggest surprises in your life................
In any case prepare yourself for a fabulous time and one of the biggest surprises in your life................
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
OH, MY GOD!!!!...Im not prepared for a fabulous time!!!! 8)))))))))...( fainted )
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
hahaha......such a bullshit post. My lawyer is having trouble..............roflmao
Nadeen, you are probably the only sucker who fell for it........ lmao
Nadeen, you are probably the only sucker who fell for it........ lmao
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
it's clear now why some people dont understand russian humour...they just dont believe russians can have it!..... LMAO
pathetic :))))
pathetic :))))
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
Hey wait for me...I was having car problems so I was running late....I guess I'm the winner now!!!!...So, let's party, I want to get this date started now, you are my sweet bitch.
Mmmmm, I sure hope you will treat me right. Just you and me together...To make things easier I'll move in with you (my roomate drowned in a freak accident after I read your offer), So you will have no money transfers to have to deal with. I want to lay on a hill under the stars and just cuddle in each others arms till we fall asleep. Mmmmm, as you doze off I will take out my tools and prepare you for your life changing experience. Are you allergic to any general anesthetics? It will be much more pleasant if you are asleep during your transformation. Once you overcome the piercing initial pain and severe hemmoraging you will never go back to conventional love making again. Thanks for the chance to tear you open with tenderness...I think I really love you already, vman. see you soon, Yours forever...Chuck11
Mmmmm, I sure hope you will treat me right. Just you and me together...To make things easier I'll move in with you (my roomate drowned in a freak accident after I read your offer), So you will have no money transfers to have to deal with. I want to lay on a hill under the stars and just cuddle in each others arms till we fall asleep. Mmmmm, as you doze off I will take out my tools and prepare you for your life changing experience. Are you allergic to any general anesthetics? It will be much more pleasant if you are asleep during your transformation. Once you overcome the piercing initial pain and severe hemmoraging you will never go back to conventional love making again. Thanks for the chance to tear you open with tenderness...I think I really love you already, vman. see you soon, Yours forever...Chuck11
RE: And the Winner is..................tadaaaaa........NADEEN
Dear Chucky (I hope you don't mind my word of endearment?) I really am impressed with your obvious enthusiasm and energy to widen my sphinkter muscle however this was not quite the oriphice I had in mind and let's face it rules are the rules no matter what car problems you had.
I would however suggest two things that might provide some consolation to your current agitated state of frustration.
Firstly one of the other candidates did rant and rave about her expertise in anal sex and I think you two would make a perfect couple; her nick is a banana so please contact her with the same explicit and exciting prose you so generously sent to me.
Secondly did you know that Neopolean's penis was removed but not put in the proper preservative fluid so its very shriveled and looks sort of like a small popcorn scrimp now. I suggest you will your (willy) to the Hermitage in Piter so that Nadeen and the other rus candidates can visit to see what they might have missed if you had been me.
And lastly can you really think I would give up the honor or courting and making happy such a woman as Nadeen? Look at those big brown eyes like Bambi with her eyes in the headlights of my convertable BMW late at night. No even you would admit deep in your heart that such a beauty needs my special care attention.....peace bro.
I would however suggest two things that might provide some consolation to your current agitated state of frustration.
Firstly one of the other candidates did rant and rave about her expertise in anal sex and I think you two would make a perfect couple; her nick is a banana so please contact her with the same explicit and exciting prose you so generously sent to me.
Secondly did you know that Neopolean's penis was removed but not put in the proper preservative fluid so its very shriveled and looks sort of like a small popcorn scrimp now. I suggest you will your (willy) to the Hermitage in Piter so that Nadeen and the other rus candidates can visit to see what they might have missed if you had been me.
And lastly can you really think I would give up the honor or courting and making happy such a woman as Nadeen? Look at those big brown eyes like Bambi with her eyes in the headlights of my convertable BMW late at night. No even you would admit deep in your heart that such a beauty needs my special care attention.....peace bro.
redstorm/fogman
well see you around folks just cancelled my membership so i wont be returning here ever again past 5 years be a blast and also some pain. to he members i wish you fun to the hosts i wish you to be busy and also have your fun take care all and goodbye.........foggy
RE: redstorm/fogman
Ok so dont spend any more money but keep the sign on to see the FREE porn LOL
RE: redstorm/fogman
Funny how many leave this place.Also how many cannot be bothered to place their names to their posts almost like they are ashamed of their own names!
RE: redstorm/fogman
What's your full name Alan? Where do you live? I have many frequent flyer miles, maybe we can get together and have tea, Alan. That would be fun, Alan. What do you think about that, Alan? Will you be my friend, Alan? Can I call you up and chat with you on the telephone, Alan? Maybe we can go visit your mum together and she can make us pop tarts, Alan? We can tell her all about the many pretty ladies we have met on the internet, Alan. We can tell her all about the naughty things we do to ourselves when we look at those pretty ladies. That would be fun, do you not you agree, Alan?
Revenge
A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will
then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease."
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it."
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"
flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will
then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease."
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it."
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!"