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damn!
DAMN! another day goes by with no posts about me.LOL,sorry i'm just bored and had nothing better to say right now.
RE: i am
Usually when I am bored I log onto cc go and see a hot girl and masturbate :)
Hope that helps :D
Hope that helps :D
Gold digger
Ow! Track-stars woo...hey... DTP
Let's Go
She's dangerous,(Uh huh) super bad. (OK)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
She's dangerous (alright) super bad (uh huh)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
Yeah, shes a money magnet, smell a dollar bill in ya clothes.
Gold digger style from her head to her toes
You here me sayin no don't mess with this dress
She's out to get ya dough none more none less
Shes lookin' for a prize, man you killin me
Actin like you don't see the dollar signs in her eyes
She wants her nails done, and her hair too
Plus a diamond necklace, thats all on you
You still can't see it, yeah you a sucka
If you do it homeboy man i couldn't be it
Hypmontised by her goodlooks?
Yeah maybe, but a victim for a good crook? Nope not me!
Consider yourself worn so you can stay.
Or you can stick to my rhyme and get the heck away!
Either way, go figure, shes a gold digger.
Gettin' close as your bank row grows bigger
She's dangerous, super bad,
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold digger..
She's a gold digger..
You gotcha way witha beauty
A treat with a brain
When she look at you she only see "ching-ching"
Mil around your neck, mil around your arms
A championship ring, she must be a bowla hard
She turns on the leader, as soon as you need her
Once you bite the bait, you look mighty thico
When money talks she ticks like F.B.I
Ready to handcuff the right guy
Look you in the eye, and tell a boldface lie.
Schemin on the way to money yo, well ya tried
Guess its a game now, gotta watch who you trust
Like her because, its only out for your books
Ye sir, shes all about being paid
At the end of everyday its a fine new grade,
What more can i say? But the wires up front
Better watch out, she'll leave yah with insuffiant
She's so phsyical.
I say movie stars you better watch your back
She'll be spending up your cheque
Oh yeah. For the growin... just won't stop
Will be rottin in your eyes
She's a...Gold digga, gold digga, gold digga yeah.
She's dreaming schemin on a way to get your dough
She hit the lottery now hit the flow, you just don't know
because you got got and thats for show
Oh eyah she's a superstar chick
But don't fool with her unless you got miles of risk
She's a pimpstress runnin' more game than the olympics
to cease your assests like the I.R.S
Aha uh uh huh
Let's Go
She's dangerous,(Uh huh) super bad. (OK)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
She's dangerous (alright) super bad (uh huh)
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold... digger
She's a gold... digger
Yeah, shes a money magnet, smell a dollar bill in ya clothes.
Gold digger style from her head to her toes
You here me sayin no don't mess with this dress
She's out to get ya dough none more none less
Shes lookin' for a prize, man you killin me
Actin like you don't see the dollar signs in her eyes
She wants her nails done, and her hair too
Plus a diamond necklace, thats all on you
You still can't see it, yeah you a sucka
If you do it homeboy man i couldn't be it
Hypmontised by her goodlooks?
Yeah maybe, but a victim for a good crook? Nope not me!
Consider yourself worn so you can stay.
Or you can stick to my rhyme and get the heck away!
Either way, go figure, shes a gold digger.
Gettin' close as your bank row grows bigger
She's dangerous, super bad,
Better watch out she'll take ya cash.
She's a gold digger..
She's a gold digger..
You gotcha way witha beauty
A treat with a brain
When she look at you she only see "ching-ching"
Mil around your neck, mil around your arms
A championship ring, she must be a bowla hard
She turns on the leader, as soon as you need her
Once you bite the bait, you look mighty thico
When money talks she ticks like F.B.I
Ready to handcuff the right guy
Look you in the eye, and tell a boldface lie.
Schemin on the way to money yo, well ya tried
Guess its a game now, gotta watch who you trust
Like her because, its only out for your books
Ye sir, shes all about being paid
At the end of everyday its a fine new grade,
What more can i say? But the wires up front
Better watch out, she'll leave yah with insuffiant
She's so phsyical.
I say movie stars you better watch your back
She'll be spending up your cheque
Oh yeah. For the growin... just won't stop
Will be rottin in your eyes
She's a...Gold digga, gold digga, gold digga yeah.
She's dreaming schemin on a way to get your dough
She hit the lottery now hit the flow, you just don't know
because you got got and thats for show
Oh eyah she's a superstar chick
But don't fool with her unless you got miles of risk
She's a pimpstress runnin' more game than the olympics
to cease your assests like the I.R.S
Aha uh uh huh
The Fly:-))
There was a fly flying six inches over the lake.
At the same time there was a fish in the water that was gonna jump up and eat the fly when it came over.
At the same time there's a bear thinking that when the fish goes for the fly he's gonna grab the fish and eat it.
At the same time there is a hunter thats gonna drop his sandwich and shoot the bear when it goes for the fish.
But at the same time there's a mouse thats gonna take the hunters sandwich when the hunter goes to shoot the bear.
And there's a cat who at the same time is thinking he's gonna run over and eat the mouse when it goes for the sandwich.
So this all happens at the same time and the cat ends up falling into the lake.
So what is the moral of this story?
"When the fly goes down six inches the pussy always gets wet"
At the same time there was a fish in the water that was gonna jump up and eat the fly when it came over.
At the same time there's a bear thinking that when the fish goes for the fly he's gonna grab the fish and eat it.
At the same time there is a hunter thats gonna drop his sandwich and shoot the bear when it goes for the fish.
But at the same time there's a mouse thats gonna take the hunters sandwich when the hunter goes to shoot the bear.
And there's a cat who at the same time is thinking he's gonna run over and eat the mouse when it goes for the sandwich.
So this all happens at the same time and the cat ends up falling into the lake.
So what is the moral of this story?
"When the fly goes down six inches the pussy always gets wet"
looking for asian mistress
are there any slim asian girls who like to have a slave to kiss their hi heeled shoes and worship them. I know will get normal derisive comments, but would like to meet a real asian mistress or even beginner who like to experience
RE: looking for asian mistress
Youe eyes would certainly screw up if I sent a naked pic of me to you :P
RE: looking for asian mistress
21alex. You would never guess by looking at her, but she really loves to be in charge. She is not abusive or even very dominant at first. But when she realizes she can call the shots, her eyes light up and she really enjoys being boss. Don't ask how I know. <blush>
RE: looking for asian mistress
Yes 21Alex is great she is a sweety but realy enjoys being dominant. She has nice costume too see her pics for 24th and 26th of June. She does not advertise it but she can be enthusiastic mistress. Very hairy too!
Zoo
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo,
the keeper finds two finches that have dropped dead from old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelbarrow and moves on to the next cage.
When he reaches the primate cage he finds two chimps who have also died of natural causes. "Waste not, want not" he says as he puts them in the sack with the finches.
Later at feeding time, he flips the dead animals in the sack, into the lions' cage.
"Bloody hell" roars the lion..."Not finch and chimps again!"
the keeper finds two finches that have dropped dead from old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage he puts the sack in his wheelbarrow and moves on to the next cage.
When he reaches the primate cage he finds two chimps who have also died of natural causes. "Waste not, want not" he says as he puts them in the sack with the finches.
Later at feeding time, he flips the dead animals in the sack, into the lions' cage.
"Bloody hell" roars the lion..."Not finch and chimps again!"
:-)
An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends.
"Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the
policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians."
The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, "I can't say about the police and the trains, but you're probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French - and the customers are all Americans."
"Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the
policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians."
The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, "I can't say about the police and the trains, but you're probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French - and the customers are all Americans."
Some news of "Lalique"
Someone have news from this russian lady "lalique" ? i know she stopped there for 2 years , but i'm sad to have no news from her :( if someone can know , i woudl be really happy.
Porn
I was in comm chat the other day and some people were talking about Porn.
Not knowing what this was I did a little bit of research and I found a movie of what looked like a man putting his private parts inside a girls private parts (I'm sure it was done with camera trickery).
But it did make me think. A mans private parts probably could fit inside a womans private parts and I was wondering do you think anybody has ever been crazy enough to try this for real.
I think probably not myself :)
Not knowing what this was I did a little bit of research and I found a movie of what looked like a man putting his private parts inside a girls private parts (I'm sure it was done with camera trickery).
But it did make me think. A mans private parts probably could fit inside a womans private parts and I was wondering do you think anybody has ever been crazy enough to try this for real.
I think probably not myself :)
RE: Porn
No darling, that doesn't sound right at all!! Men do it between themselves, plugging their private parts up each other's butts. There are rumors, that this greatly reduces risk of diarrhea. Come to me my sweetness and I'll teach you all about porn. Kisses
RE: Porn
Oh my god! That's quite a shock! I'm pretty sure it can't be true.. how could a man's privates go into a woman's? eewwwww
joke
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
maybe you know it:))
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
RE: letter of resignation
If it were real (which it isn't) then Daryl Brewer turned out to be the real prick rather than his boss as evryone will now know that he is not to be trusted, blackmails his bosses and illegally hacks into the servers he is supposed to be maintaining.
That's if he's not in prison already :D
That's if he's not in prison already :D
woman in a coma
a woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
they went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
the husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. the hubby finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
after a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse,no heart rate. the nurses rushed into the room.
"what happened?" they cried.
the husband said, "i guess she choked."
one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
they went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
the husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. the hubby finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
after a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse,no heart rate. the nurses rushed into the room.
"what happened?" they cried.
the husband said, "i guess she choked."
RE: And forgive my poor english!
May be hard for Americans, but easy for us Brits. Two nations divided by a common language. Mind you, the Aussies are doing their own thing with the Mother tongue now.
RE: And forgive my poor english!
Yes very confusing. Although I'm still not convinced that dove (meaning the past tense of dive) is a word. At least not in UK English.
RE: And forgive my poor english!
Concise Oxford Dictionary : dove, see dive. Dive V.T.
Dived or Dove pr
Dived or Dove pr
RE: And forgive my poor english!
Okay maybe it is acceptable. It is just I have never heard anyone actually ever say it.
RE: And forgive my poor english!
Well we could get into the fun punctuation variations and how they change meanings, but there is a fun book out on that topic, "Eats, shoots and leaves." The cove has a panda bear enjoying a meal, shooting the other diners and exiting.
Now for some poetry ...
Four All Who Reed and Right
Author unknown
====================
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
Let's face it,
English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends,
but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?
If teachers taught,
why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes, I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play
and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which
your house can burn up as it burns down;
in which you fill in a form by filling it out
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
Now for some poetry ...
Four All Who Reed and Right
Author unknown
====================
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
Let's face it,
English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant,
nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends,
but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends
and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?
If teachers taught,
why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes, I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play
and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which
your house can burn up as it burns down;
in which you fill in a form by filling it out
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
to just cruising & Anon E Mouse
in australia that is a book about wombats "eats roots & leaves" but thats what many aussie guys do! LMAAO!!
Smoking
Why don;t more gals list thier smoking preference...Seems that you'd get more biz from the smoking fetishers out there...
no more laughing at me
I went out today and bought a new web cam that has a MAGNIFYING lens option, so it makes my Pecker look bigger like it is normal sized...Now you guys and the girls can stop with the jokes..enjoy :)
RE: no more laughing at me
Oh, I am glad you bought it. Now you can feel the same I feel when girls say: Ohhhhh, i like it so biiiiiig!!!! and the trick works best especially if you come to 1 2 1 :-P
RE: no more laughing at me
You sound like my kind of woman. Two hours foreplay then two hours shagging. Average size, but know how to use it.
RE: no more laughing at me
I am glad :) my longest love making was around 8 hours... must add, super!!!!
average around 2-3 :))
average around 2-3 :))
RE: no more laughing at me
Yeah and I'll also have the time to watch a game or play in pc... women are very time consuming...
RE: poodle
LittleImpy you will never know how hard it was for me not to come back with a rude reply :(
RE: poodle
Hmm it was just a joke.If you couldnt catch perhaps it's cos the first thing which you loose when you translate from another language it's humour:)