General Forum
Adam and Eva
In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.
In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.
They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.
So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.
In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.
They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
and now it is time,
for me and you.
So pull down your pants,
and lay in the grass,
because I'm in the mood,
for a piece of that ASS!
RE: Adam and Eva
I knew this story already, just names were different...Lisa and Alex, if i remember well:PP
:)
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling. dirty joke material >>>
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.
What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling. dirty joke material >>>
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.
What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches
Psy will be happy ....
.... and so am I because I won some money :D
Congratulations to Italy
Congratulations to Italy
RE: Psy will be happy ....
Congrats because they won me money.
As I couldn't care less about football they can be thieves as long as I win cash :D
As I couldn't care less about football they can be thieves as long as I win cash :D
RE: Psy will be happy ....
You have no idea :D
Aaaaaaa I'll get some well deserved silence!
Thank you guys!
Aaaaaaa I'll get some well deserved silence!
Thank you guys!
RE: Psy will be happy ....
Psy am I allowed to ask why you don't want France to win as you live there ?
Or is it you just hate football like me ?
Or is it you just hate football like me ?
RE: Psy will be happy ....
I think she's under the mistaken impression that somehow French fans won't have much to say now that Italy stole stole the win from them. :P
RE: Psy will be happy ....
I was told I shouldn't hate football, as it's close to loving it.. But, yeah, I dislike football and all the stupid reactions..
And the fact I'm living here is more a reason to want them to lose, as they would have made hell of a noise outside - I'm in the center of a sort of big town.. so just imagine the noise- but as Anon said, they still have one or two things to say..
Bah, don't know how much sense I make :P I'm too happy to think
Nighty night :*
And the fact I'm living here is more a reason to want them to lose, as they would have made hell of a noise outside - I'm in the center of a sort of big town.. so just imagine the noise- but as Anon said, they still have one or two things to say..
Bah, don't know how much sense I make :P I'm too happy to think
Nighty night :*
RE: Psy will be happy ....
i told you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yahoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Congrats Italy
Yeah, congrats Italy.... That was one hell of a crossbar you had on your team.
God, I hate deciding winners on penalty kicks.
God, I hate deciding winners on penalty kicks.
RE: Congrats Italy
:O:O:O i thought i love me ......but.....but....but.... you want only sex :(((( ...awwww .....:P:P
RE: Congrats Italy
materazzi is a punk........you know whatever he said to make a guy like zidane flip out in overtime in the world cup final had to be vile and disgusting.....and to take a dive like that, you'd think the guy was hit by a goddamn cannonball..........and buffon running up to beg for a red card?.....that was just crap.
typical crap of the italian team.......typical of their entire tournament....yay, congrats.....well done boys indeed.
typical crap of the italian team.......typical of their entire tournament....yay, congrats.....well done boys indeed.
RE: Congrats Italy
I am not a big soccer fan but anytime France loses anything to anyone it is a win for me! :P
RE: Congrats Italy
big time players and stars should know how to maintain their cool in a big game and it is not the first time zidame got thrown out of a big game
great way to end your career
great way to end your career
RE: Told ya Alex!
i made a deal with myself psy..if italy won u had to send me ur pic (or just a pic of ur boobs will do) if france won i was gonna send u my pic..so..im waiting :p
RE: Told ya Alex!
Sorry imshy.. I should've been there when you made that deal, or else, how could I trust you?
As for a pic of me.. you want that bad to die? There are better ways to die, trust me.
As for a pic of me.. you want that bad to die? There are better ways to die, trust me.
RE: Told ya Alex!
I'm told that often.. can't always manage to cook and to make a blowjob.. but, hey, I am doing the best I can :P
RE: Happy birthday Director))
Happy birthday Matt, you gorgeous guy. I hope you have a great day today and that all your hopes and wishes for the next 12 months come true.
Many birthday hugs and kisses to a dear and good friend.
Many birthday hugs and kisses to a dear and good friend.
RE: Happy birthday Director))
=)
Happy birthday Matt:))
I'm not good at making speeches,but I'm sure than u know that i want only the best for u:)
Don'n change plz,stay as good as u r now=)
xxxxx
Happy birthday Matt:))
I'm not good at making speeches,but I'm sure than u know that i want only the best for u:)
Don'n change plz,stay as good as u r now=)
xxxxx
RE: Happy birthday Director))
shame on me for not being the first to write ''happy bthday '' to u in forums:).Well...i will make it up to u, promiss.I am free on tuesday or friday evening next week if u wanna pop round for dinner.Love u lots
RE: Happy birthday Director))
Thanks gorgeous ,, i will call from car ,,
I hope your in a good mood this week :-) hehe im feeling very good :-)
x
Matt
I hope your in a good mood this week :-) hehe im feeling very good :-)
x
Matt
Lady Boys - a deception to far
i dread the thought of getting turned on by cam girls who actually turned out to be a former cam boyys !! EVen though they advertise as girls !!
Gosh - I feel quite sick now
Gosh - I feel quite sick now
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
well im thinking 50%-50% coz......
Italy was champion on worldcup 3 times.... and they are good, strong and young team ...
but....
France is experienced team and Zidane Zinedine (best player - gold ball this of this cup) said its last game for him and for 2 or 3 players also (dont remember their names) so they will play hard today i guess coz i would like to go only as champion too.......
in ditto time Zidane says that he leave national football not 1st time and we remember how Zidane and also 3 players already left football once and fans didnt come to the stadiums when France were without them... so maybe they will back again?....
so in my soul i think Italy will win, but my brain tell me France will champions :)
sorry for my english guys :)))))) lol
Italy was champion on worldcup 3 times.... and they are good, strong and young team ...
but....
France is experienced team and Zidane Zinedine (best player - gold ball this of this cup) said its last game for him and for 2 or 3 players also (dont remember their names) so they will play hard today i guess coz i would like to go only as champion too.......
in ditto time Zidane says that he leave national football not 1st time and we remember how Zidane and also 3 players already left football once and fans didnt come to the stadiums when France were without them... so maybe they will back again?....
so in my soul i think Italy will win, but my brain tell me France will champions :)
sorry for my english guys :)))))) lol
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
hmmm i dont think England good team now..... earlier - yes, they were the best but now.... look at David Beckham :( he is just as Cristiano Ronaldo Santos Aveiro - guys who wants only glory and money :( They forgot what is real football and know only advertisment of boots and pepsi :( David Beckham thinks only about how he looks at cams and cosmetics. All know he is the most famous man who every day use cosmetics and do manicure (and he is not gay just that type of men who want look better when women) :p
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
i do not blame him if he want to look good, i dont blame him at all, but he plays now very bad. thats my opinion :)
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
How come when girls talk football, they always end up talking only about the pretty players? :P
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
Who will win the Football World Cup? I know already the answer, the best team of all!!!! Italy for sure. Italians always do it better. Pour toutes les franaise allez manger le camembert ce soir, c'est mieux pour vous que regardez le match a la Tl.
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
As a portuguese i do hope France gets run over by a bus.... :p
Go Italy! ;-)
Go Italy! ;-)
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
My heart goes to France 2:1!!!. I used to live in France in my childhood and I had a bitter taste when the french team with Platini lost in semi-final and I followed them since then and I had so much joy in 98. I like this multi color and racial team unlike the french society racist and thinking they are the best and hate french politics I'm near again a child dream.
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
Yeah, I never really thought about it before, but the racial composition of the French team does seem kinda cool. :)
Italy doesn't deserve to win anyway.... All that match fixing garbage is a black mark on the soul of football... It's an insult to the game that their national team even made it out of the first round.
Go France! Go Zizou! :)
Italy doesn't deserve to win anyway.... All that match fixing garbage is a black mark on the soul of football... It's an insult to the game that their national team even made it out of the first round.
Go France! Go Zizou! :)
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
If Italy win.. to everyone vertuel beer :P In case France... well.. vodka... =)
Hmm.Thinking about the forum
Hmm I read the story about fake pic and not only.I like this forum actually.If you dont like to be revealed or if you're afraid for you reputation you may not sign with your name.This is cool.
Just i was thinking why some ppl start to tell their problems here and then go surprized if they get not only positive but also negative replies.I like negative replies as well as positive.And actually most of negative especcialy anonymous replies are honest at least to me.I dont mean they all are right and correct but ppl tell you what they think in a honest way.How they thin is right from their point of view.And Id like to thank them as seem here not all like me but anyway some of them find time to read my posts and even reply to me.:)
Some ppl dont like this. But again If you want only to have a pity on you.You should tell this only to ppl whom you expect will have pity on you.Here is discussion forum so you shouldn't have offended if you got negative replies as well as positive.
Just i was thinking why some ppl start to tell their problems here and then go surprized if they get not only positive but also negative replies.I like negative replies as well as positive.And actually most of negative especcialy anonymous replies are honest at least to me.I dont mean they all are right and correct but ppl tell you what they think in a honest way.How they thin is right from their point of view.And Id like to thank them as seem here not all like me but anyway some of them find time to read my posts and even reply to me.:)
Some ppl dont like this. But again If you want only to have a pity on you.You should tell this only to ppl whom you expect will have pity on you.Here is discussion forum so you shouldn't have offended if you got negative replies as well as positive.
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
totally agree with you Gortensia :)
All ppl have thier own opinion and they have their rights to post them here. And i dont like when ppl post here some personal tradegy and become angry if someone reply something rude. If you post here you should expect any replies - doesnt matter compassion or critiques
All ppl have thier own opinion and they have their rights to post them here. And i dont like when ppl post here some personal tradegy and become angry if someone reply something rude. If you post here you should expect any replies - doesnt matter compassion or critiques
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
Gorty you are sooooo...hmmm, sooooooo.....hmmmm...feck i couldnt find any really negative words on you:PP
RE: to Raveena
Raveena, I do feel sorry for you but I may have missed something in all your posts ... do you still love this guy and will you stay with him ... and if not, wanna shack up with me???
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
Cat fight cat fight!:D
Gorty, what rav meant to say is that sometimes your attitude in ur posts seems to be rather superior. You said u can handle negative remarks too. Well here it is: in ur posts u always try to seem so mature, down to earth and superior but you're not. You superficially try to psycho analyse almost every post in this forum that concerns a serious matter and to top that out sometimes you use, again, superficial philosophy that reminds me of my teenager years.
Gorty, what rav meant to say is that sometimes your attitude in ur posts seems to be rather superior. You said u can handle negative remarks too. Well here it is: in ur posts u always try to seem so mature, down to earth and superior but you're not. You superficially try to psycho analyse almost every post in this forum that concerns a serious matter and to top that out sometimes you use, again, superficial philosophy that reminds me of my teenager years.
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum
quick, someone get some jello or mud and the chicks can go at in in there!! ... at least it will be a lot more exciting that trying to read through all these long-winded posts on what seems to be the same damn topic we have been subjected to since Raveena posted her initial story ...
RE: Hmm.Thinking about the forum(to joy)
Hmm actually I dont try to sound some way.
Perhaps in order not to sound superior I should tell here something about my private problems or some unhappy story of my love. To ask advice?
Hmm I dont like to ask advice in such things and Im not so kind to put my private story only in order other to be teached on it
Perhaps in order not to sound superior I should tell here something about my private problems or some unhappy story of my love. To ask advice?
Hmm I dont like to ask advice in such things and Im not so kind to put my private story only in order other to be teached on it
maybe its not new ....
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
smelly fish
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
riddle
am first in everything,
I am the centre of honesty,
and the end of all trouble.
I am not in difficulty,
I always come in time,
I am never out of money.
I am never in war,always in peace
I never get in bad company,
I always end a dialogue,
I always finish the game.
I am always in your dreams,
And though I am silent in love
But if I wouldn't come after u,
it wouldn't be true.
So start with me and end with me or else -there's no escape.
Now find Who am I ????????
I am the centre of honesty,
and the end of all trouble.
I am not in difficulty,
I always come in time,
I am never out of money.
I am never in war,always in peace
I never get in bad company,
I always end a dialogue,
I always finish the game.
I am always in your dreams,
And though I am silent in love
But if I wouldn't come after u,
it wouldn't be true.
So start with me and end with me or else -there's no escape.
Now find Who am I ????????
recommendations
can someone tell me who is a girl who does a great show but is professional about it. i just want to see a show and not deal with the crap that there is anything beyond money for a show. I really am sick of girls who try to convince me it is anything else. I just want a show.
RE: recommendations
Lovefuel for sure. No nonsense..gets to it with a minimum of fuss...incredible body.
RE: recommendations
there are no photos of lovefuel since October 2005 - is she the same girl? but must be very good to get 2 recommendations in here so quickly?
RE: recommendations
lovefuel aka zmaidenz was on July 6, 2006..............also rec. snakexxgirl............both are non BS performers who show pus with no hesitation or follow directions for your ala carte wishes LOL
RE: recommendations
Try Flowerpower. Very cute girl and will get on with a show with no stalling.
RE: LETS VOTE!!!!!
"Allez les bleus" it's better like that :)
But still, I don't want them to win, I want to see their sorry ass kicked. So I can sleep tonight :P
But still, I don't want them to win, I want to see their sorry ass kicked. So I can sleep tonight :P
Air crash
I don't know how many of you are aware of another air disaster in Russia. Our thoughts go out to everyone involved I'm sure.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/09072006/325/plane-crashes-russia-100-dead.html
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/09072006/325/plane-crashes-russia-100-dead.html
RE: Air crash
No, of course they don't only happen in Russia and I'm glad you are still alive.
However, 13 of the last 45 air disasters have either happened over Russian territory or with Russian aircraft.
I'm flying to Russia soon and I expect to live to tell the tale.
However, 13 of the last 45 air disasters have either happened over Russian territory or with Russian aircraft.
I'm flying to Russia soon and I expect to live to tell the tale.
RE: Air crash
It was just a heartfelt expression of sympathy, no critcism was stated or implied.
Subject: Police Humor
IN MOST OF THE NORTHERN STATES, THERE IS A POLICY OF CHECKING ON ANY STALLED VEHICLE ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN THE TEMPERATURES DROPS DOWN TO THE SINGLE DIGITS OR BELOW.
ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL. THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER WYOMING. HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW, WITH THE ENGINE STILL RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR. THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS. THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING. THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM. THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL
OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR. WHO SAYS POLICEMAN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
ABOUT 3 A.M. ONE VERY COLD MORNING IN MARCH 2004, A STATE POLICE OFFICER RESPONDED TO A CALL. THERE WAS A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CASPER WYOMING. HE LOCATED THE CAR, STUCK IN DEEP SNOW, WITH THE ENGINE STILL RUNNING. PULLING IN BEHIND THE CAR WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND AN OLDER MAN PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL WITH A NEARLY EMPTY VODKA BOTTLE ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. THE DRIVER CAME AWAKE WHEN THE OFFICER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW. SEEING THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE STATE POLICEMAN STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR. THE MAN PANICKED, JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO "DRIVE" AND HIT THE GAS. THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40 AND THEN 50 MPH, BUT IT WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW, WHEELS SPINNING. THE POLICEMAN, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN PLACE NEXT TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE DRIVER WAS TOTALLY FREAKED THINKING THE OFFICER WAS ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM. THIS GOES ON FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE PATROLMAN YELLED AT THE MAN ORDERING HIM TO "PULL
OVER!" THE MAN OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL AND STOPPED THE ENGINE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE MAN FROM CASPER WAS ARRESTED AND IS PROBABLY STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD OVER THE STATE PATROLMAN WHO COULD RUN 50 MILES PER HOUR. WHO SAYS POLICEMAN DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?
???
How to understand a member when he asks in text chat: R U SEXY?
and 2nd question was: IS YR ASS AS NICE AS ON YR PIC?
....................................
no, mazafaka, I asked JLO to pose for my pics....WTF
Just wanted to say YUCK to such guys!!!
P.S. SPECIALLY 4 NEW MEMBERS ON CC - U CAN READ CHATHOST`S PROFILE BY CLICKING ON THE PICTURE OF CHATHOST ON THE PAGE: "WHO`S ONLINE NOW?"
and 2nd question was: IS YR ASS AS NICE AS ON YR PIC?
....................................
no, mazafaka, I asked JLO to pose for my pics....WTF
Just wanted to say YUCK to such guys!!!
P.S. SPECIALLY 4 NEW MEMBERS ON CC - U CAN READ CHATHOST`S PROFILE BY CLICKING ON THE PICTURE OF CHATHOST ON THE PAGE: "WHO`S ONLINE NOW?"
RE: ???
never really quite understood the appeal of jlo.....is it just that phat ass, or is there something more to her that i'm just missing?
anyway......sweet forum posting, babe.....are your text chats just as sexy?
anyway......sweet forum posting, babe.....are your text chats just as sexy?
RE: ???
Said so only because that guy`s question sounded as its not me on my profile pic :)
Im not gonna competite with JLO`s ass....lol
kissss
Im not gonna competite with JLO`s ass....lol
kissss
RE: ???
Who told you that Monika? Here on cc i can show you at least 100 girls, who have better than she:PP
RE: ???
Alex, U r right!!!!
And some girls on CC r more better than real models.
I said JLO, only because when hear word "ass" it is associated with her....hehe
Im happy with my Ass - Thank U McDonald`s.......MMMMMMMuah
And some girls on CC r more better than real models.
I said JLO, only because when hear word "ass" it is associated with her....hehe
Im happy with my Ass - Thank U McDonald`s.......MMMMMMMuah
RE: ???
ohh fucking shit JLo`s ass is fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(now i will got replies that my ass is slim) :P
(now i will got replies that my ass is slim) :P
RE: ???
lol hypnosis, that's funny! As for J-Lo's ass, I hear it has it's own zip code ... why would a chick want an ass like that??
RE: phew
omg.....didnt think that my shy post can get such reaction...hehe
Get a Life!!! how did u recognize me?
kiss ya :)
Get a Life!!! how did u recognize me?
kiss ya :)
a story pls read
yes maybe it sound pattetic but i want as my story to be en exemple for girls in cc
with long time ago i was found a member, like every naive girl i falling in love by that man, after a time i was moving to his house , i cant to say it was so eazy in begging but i was thinked if is love all will be ok ,and after what i was moved to him , i was continue to gave show in cc becouse he told me he dont have money to give me for my kids , i tryed to separeted my job from feeling with members(just if in all that time it was members who realy liked me)so i did only my job without to have nothing more with members,day by day i fighted for my school, and for my job, when i did all that i was thinked i am happy...........i continue to go to work, to school, and to open my sesion in that times when i had no money for my kids , but in all that times i started to feel my man is not so honest with me...............first i started to found he was sended flowers to his ex wife.........reason it was her mom it was dead...........so it was hard to understand why he hided that about me but i tryed to calm down..................in end of april i had a stupid accident who made me to feel like a handikapate , becouse i was sitting in a chair 11 weeks...............it was hard to learn to do a lot of normal things,but my insecure feelings it was started to grow day by day , in a day he was found a pic from his ex gf (i was cuted her pics)and he was very angry at me becouse i cuted that woman from pic..............we fighted.............he was said is his past ......for me it was sound abnormal,few hours later i found a letter from that woman, when i was looking at post date i saw it was on christmas 2005 , aproximativ after 10 months from when we was living together.............his explication it was she just send that ............but that cant to convince me ..............all that it was happened when i was roles chair...................after 11 weeks i had to start to learn to move my feet , it was not simple and it was not eazy to deal with that ................i cryed, i felt very down, i felt some like a handikapate , but all bad things it was not happened yet ...............in a day i waked up, i started to clean in kitcken(sitting in my chair), for first time in last 3 months i started to work with my flowers , and then befor to go to cooking dinner i was talking with a friend from cc , and she told me my man in last5-6 months it was vpayed girls in cc...............
..........so girls learn from my story,and dont think men from here are deep in love from us, they need just some servitor,they will think we are not from them country and they will can abuse from your feelings how they like..............after that u will have that feeling u was just used, for sex and like cleaning woman................learn from my story as u to dont understand u was sleeping and loving a ass hole
with long time ago i was found a member, like every naive girl i falling in love by that man, after a time i was moving to his house , i cant to say it was so eazy in begging but i was thinked if is love all will be ok ,and after what i was moved to him , i was continue to gave show in cc becouse he told me he dont have money to give me for my kids , i tryed to separeted my job from feeling with members(just if in all that time it was members who realy liked me)so i did only my job without to have nothing more with members,day by day i fighted for my school, and for my job, when i did all that i was thinked i am happy...........i continue to go to work, to school, and to open my sesion in that times when i had no money for my kids , but in all that times i started to feel my man is not so honest with me...............first i started to found he was sended flowers to his ex wife.........reason it was her mom it was dead...........so it was hard to understand why he hided that about me but i tryed to calm down..................in end of april i had a stupid accident who made me to feel like a handikapate , becouse i was sitting in a chair 11 weeks...............it was hard to learn to do a lot of normal things,but my insecure feelings it was started to grow day by day , in a day he was found a pic from his ex gf (i was cuted her pics)and he was very angry at me becouse i cuted that woman from pic..............we fighted.............he was said is his past ......for me it was sound abnormal,few hours later i found a letter from that woman, when i was looking at post date i saw it was on christmas 2005 , aproximativ after 10 months from when we was living together.............his explication it was she just send that ............but that cant to convince me ..............all that it was happened when i was roles chair...................after 11 weeks i had to start to learn to move my feet , it was not simple and it was not eazy to deal with that ................i cryed, i felt very down, i felt some like a handikapate , but all bad things it was not happened yet ...............in a day i waked up, i started to clean in kitcken(sitting in my chair), for first time in last 3 months i started to work with my flowers , and then befor to go to cooking dinner i was talking with a friend from cc , and she told me my man in last5-6 months it was vpayed girls in cc...............
..........so girls learn from my story,and dont think men from here are deep in love from us, they need just some servitor,they will think we are not from them country and they will can abuse from your feelings how they like..............after that u will have that feeling u was just used, for sex and like cleaning woman................learn from my story as u to dont understand u was sleeping and loving a ass hole
RE: a story pls read
Woaa Raveena...i'm sorry this happened to you. I remember your love story from back of the old forum days. You guys seemed to be so inlove.
RE: a story pls read
what a bastard. i hope your life is back on track now and you get all you dreams.
to RAVEENA
Now may be I start to sound rude but I dont know all story. It was only your version not his. Perhaps I'm mistaken but as for me it seems I do now unnecessary thing posting here. I see you blame him in but seem you dont think you have made something wrong. So may be there were moments which you didnt notice or think not so important and which were important for him.
As for me even a moving of someone to my flat may be a bit shock. Even flowers in order to grow up well need some space between them. Everyone need his own private place. You told after what you moved to him you continued to give show in cc from his home I guess. So I think you spent much time there. Perhaps he didnt tell you but may be he wanted a bit silence and may be it was a bit uncomfortable for him but he didnt want to disappoint you. Again you have children. But they are not his children. Di your children move to him too? Why he must spend the money he earned on your children. Where is a dad of your children? If the dad of your children dont want to support you and your children how you may blame the person you moved to in this? You see you told all that time it was members who realy liked me. Why cant you imagine he had hosts who really liked him. You dont know the reasons he spent time with the girls. Did you try to tell to him honestly and try to understand whats up between you.
I have some members here who come to me even being married. One of them come to me practically every day not for long time but he dont ask me for show. We have just chat with him. Like friends. Some married guys come to me because they have tensed relationships with their wives and they want to have a bit of rest from them. But anyway they stay with their wives. They need a bit change but they dont go to another woman in reality. Or you think he went to another woman while you were together? Perhaps he had some friends before he met you. I think he has a right on his past. And if he had nice relationships with his ex-wife hwy you want him to change as you wish.
You liked him as he used to be with all his disadvantages and advantages. Why do you try to change him. You may help him in his changes. But you cant change him as you wish. BTW are you totally honest with him? You tell him all about your sessions? About the relationships you have with other members? Its not about honesty. Perhaps he was silent about his presents to his ex-wife. But dont you think perhaps there were reasons? May be he realized and supposed your reaction on this. Anyway its his money and he has a right to spend them as he wishes.
Again I dont think you had a right to cut the pics which belonged to him. Its his past feelings. Its like leaves in autumn. They dont have any taste or color or smell. Again the letter was form woman not from him to woman. But even if it was from him to woman this letter was to him. If you find it then perhaps either you were searching in his clothes and stuff which is not so nice. Or he put it so you could see he dont have anything to hide from you. And that cant to convince me ..... See you dont believe him. Or may be you was tuned this way form the very beginning. Not to believe him whatever he tell you. Well actually if I was on his place may be I wouldnt tell you anything and allow you to think whatever. Depending on my mood. Why I should prove you if you dont believe?
Did you have a honest chat with him in a friendly environment without tears and so on? May be he has something to tell to you also but he was always silent as you didnt give him a choice to tell all out. Hmm from your story I even started to like the man. As I know how this may annoy when someone tries always to be with you to change you totally. He had such a life before you. May be he doesnt like something about your past habits too? May be he doesnt like if your friends o female arrive to you every Sunday and call you on shopping. May be he doesnt like your stuff like your lipstick on the shelf in his bathroom. Whatever. But he tried to put up with it.
But anyway if you moved if he was so bad may be its even better as you didnt go on to spoil nerves to each other.
As for me even a moving of someone to my flat may be a bit shock. Even flowers in order to grow up well need some space between them. Everyone need his own private place. You told after what you moved to him you continued to give show in cc from his home I guess. So I think you spent much time there. Perhaps he didnt tell you but may be he wanted a bit silence and may be it was a bit uncomfortable for him but he didnt want to disappoint you. Again you have children. But they are not his children. Di your children move to him too? Why he must spend the money he earned on your children. Where is a dad of your children? If the dad of your children dont want to support you and your children how you may blame the person you moved to in this? You see you told all that time it was members who realy liked me. Why cant you imagine he had hosts who really liked him. You dont know the reasons he spent time with the girls. Did you try to tell to him honestly and try to understand whats up between you.
I have some members here who come to me even being married. One of them come to me practically every day not for long time but he dont ask me for show. We have just chat with him. Like friends. Some married guys come to me because they have tensed relationships with their wives and they want to have a bit of rest from them. But anyway they stay with their wives. They need a bit change but they dont go to another woman in reality. Or you think he went to another woman while you were together? Perhaps he had some friends before he met you. I think he has a right on his past. And if he had nice relationships with his ex-wife hwy you want him to change as you wish.
You liked him as he used to be with all his disadvantages and advantages. Why do you try to change him. You may help him in his changes. But you cant change him as you wish. BTW are you totally honest with him? You tell him all about your sessions? About the relationships you have with other members? Its not about honesty. Perhaps he was silent about his presents to his ex-wife. But dont you think perhaps there were reasons? May be he realized and supposed your reaction on this. Anyway its his money and he has a right to spend them as he wishes.
Again I dont think you had a right to cut the pics which belonged to him. Its his past feelings. Its like leaves in autumn. They dont have any taste or color or smell. Again the letter was form woman not from him to woman. But even if it was from him to woman this letter was to him. If you find it then perhaps either you were searching in his clothes and stuff which is not so nice. Or he put it so you could see he dont have anything to hide from you. And that cant to convince me ..... See you dont believe him. Or may be you was tuned this way form the very beginning. Not to believe him whatever he tell you. Well actually if I was on his place may be I wouldnt tell you anything and allow you to think whatever. Depending on my mood. Why I should prove you if you dont believe?
Did you have a honest chat with him in a friendly environment without tears and so on? May be he has something to tell to you also but he was always silent as you didnt give him a choice to tell all out. Hmm from your story I even started to like the man. As I know how this may annoy when someone tries always to be with you to change you totally. He had such a life before you. May be he doesnt like something about your past habits too? May be he doesnt like if your friends o female arrive to you every Sunday and call you on shopping. May be he doesnt like your stuff like your lipstick on the shelf in his bathroom. Whatever. But he tried to put up with it.
But anyway if you moved if he was so bad may be its even better as you didnt go on to spoil nerves to each other.
RE: to Gort
Gort u are right he is a angel , a man who lie a woman cant to be bastard................any excuze for that ..............i was not posting that story to enter in polemik with u with others...............i posted that story as girls to have a exemple for what can happened when they fall in love with a man meeted here.............who like to read just read............who dont like my story ................that is ...............noboday cant to change nothing.............to find your man it was payed other girls just to look at them and masturbating dont need any excuze ..........so its up to u if u think he was a angel eventual i can give say to him to keep in touch with you if that kind of men are your favorite...................and pls now i dont need any comment pertinet or no........................who like to learn from my story just learn...who like to blame for that story is better to take a breack
RE: i read the story and comments
Gortensia just trying to look nice to men. Its what I think.
And posts here a lot to attract guys....ye ye :))
to RAVEENA: private life should be private in all ways. It doesnt matter how bad or good man is - U shouldnt share details of yr private life with everybody.
Wish everybody good luck!
And posts here a lot to attract guys....ye ye :))
to RAVEENA: private life should be private in all ways. It doesnt matter how bad or good man is - U shouldnt share details of yr private life with everybody.
Wish everybody good luck!
RE: i read the story and comments
i am the bastard in Ravs mail.
Yes rav You have right to be angry at me, I did wrong to go in vid. You know that you are all for me , and that happend when I was alone in 2 weeks home. is not so easy to stay alone so long time,
now I like to ask you, Raveena, to come in my arms and newer go away from me
kisses to you from Leif
Yes rav You have right to be angry at me, I did wrong to go in vid. You know that you are all for me , and that happend when I was alone in 2 weeks home. is not so easy to stay alone so long time,
now I like to ask you, Raveena, to come in my arms and newer go away from me
kisses to you from Leif
RE: a story pls read
Oh shut the fuck up! They are together, he ought to spend the money for them, not only for his pleasure. Either you're a guy, either you're one ass kisser girl and you know shit about life!
RE: a story pls read
1)The story was extremely difficult to read and even more difficult to understand. I realize you're not a native English speaker (neither I am), but have some courtesy please and try to put some effort into your writing, if you want others to read it. Even if your spelling and grammar aren't stellar, proper capitalization and paragraphs go a long way towards making a post readable.
2)You got involved in a relationship and it didn't work out. I am told that happens quite frequently in relationships between adults, especially romantic relationships. Too bad. Now, ask yourself - could this have happened with a man you met, say, on a bus, in a library, in a gym? That's just the way people are wired to work.
3)He did inform you he will not support your kids and you still agreed to move in with him or didn't move out.
4)Leif's explanation (in cc forum, of all places) kind of puts things of perspective and does in fact strongly suggests that he is an asshole.
Coming to think of it, I think you both deserve each other. But, because I strongly believe that children are affected by the environment they grow up in, better give them up for adoption. They will be better off that way.
2)You got involved in a relationship and it didn't work out. I am told that happens quite frequently in relationships between adults, especially romantic relationships. Too bad. Now, ask yourself - could this have happened with a man you met, say, on a bus, in a library, in a gym? That's just the way people are wired to work.
3)He did inform you he will not support your kids and you still agreed to move in with him or didn't move out.
4)Leif's explanation (in cc forum, of all places) kind of puts things of perspective and does in fact strongly suggests that he is an asshole.
Coming to think of it, I think you both deserve each other. But, because I strongly believe that children are affected by the environment they grow up in, better give them up for adoption. They will be better off that way.
Basic Guide To Aussie Life
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.
2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery , there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.
8. All our best heroes are losers.
9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.
12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".
13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.
14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.
15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.
16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.
17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.
19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it).
20. If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.
21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.
22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.
23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.
24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be solved by leaving the food behind.
2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery , there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie.
5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce.
6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.
7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate.
8. All our best heroes are losers.
9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of Australian footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.
12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".
13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.
14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.
15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.
16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that has the swimming pool.
17. It's considered better to be down on your luck than up yourself.
18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.
19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he'll have catered for it).
20. If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.
21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.
22. Unless ethnic or a Pom, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.
23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.
24. On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle that can only ever be solved by leaving the food behind.
RE: :( host
More like you need a spanking, but since I can't be there you are going to have to do it yourself while I watch.
RE: :( host
make it an enema, a pair of rubber gloves, some BBQ tongs and a stuffed sloth and I'll be there with bells on ...
thanks
thanks for the many birthday wishes - tho some are a day early :p
much appreciated
M
much appreciated
M
RE: thanks
Hey sexy guy ,
happy birthday .!! - hope yu got the sms too.. email .;) .. and pic ..
chat soon.
Hope you haave all you wished for today and for all this year,,
you deserrv it all.
my generus friend.
X x L
happy birthday .!! - hope yu got the sms too.. email .;) .. and pic ..
chat soon.
Hope you haave all you wished for today and for all this year,,
you deserrv it all.
my generus friend.
X x L
RE: thanks
THANK you
all your nice messages here and direct made a happy week for me :-)
nice to know so many care and can show it.
THANK U
all your nice messages here and direct made a happy week for me :-)
nice to know so many care and can show it.
THANK U