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Slovakia - Sweden 3-0 :-))
Finnland - Germany 2-0
Canada - Czech Republic 3-2 :-((
Kazakhstan - Latvia 5-2
Russia - USA 5-4
Slovakia - Sweden 3-0 :-))
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/panasonicfz20/page2.asp
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
Sure no problem. First make sure you lube the camera well. KY Jelly is best. Then using a kitchen spatula pry open the labia with one hand while inserting the camera with the lens pointing out with the other...then when you are in video...you can say....here's looking at you.
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
LOL At least I was trying to help you out!!
Not like others
Not like others
RE: Need help with digi cam .. if any expert is around ?!
the FZ30 has both automatic and manual focus, the zoom is manual (as it should be).
RE: who wants...for members only
Not me sorry I am just sitting here enjoying my cup of Tea :)
RE: who wants...for members only
If her name was Triksy and I had that offer I would be on a red eye to Moscow....
RE: who wants...for members only
Yeah...my two boyfriends...i would like to have one american and one russian for boyfriends lol could be Josh Holloway and Maxim Stavisky for example...
RE: who wants...for members only
I don't have two bfs anymore... i quit cheating, it's a bad thing and doesn't make me feel good... if you belong to a few persons, you dont' actually belong to any of them...
RE: who wants...for members only
WTF wouldnt be on the red eye to anywhere cos he is too infatuated with his own brown eye LOL
RE: who wants...for members only
I am still waiting for the invitation in ccMail to fuck you in private.
Perfect Penis:-))
Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''
''What's that?'' asked Jenny.
''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''
joke
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training to be Democrat in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest of day."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training to be Democrat in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest of day."
RE: friends
Who is your favorite "friend"?
Female: Rachel, cause she's HOT. I don't care if she's close to 40 now.
Male: Joey cause he's goofy and they wrote the best jokes for him. LOL!
Female: Rachel, cause she's HOT. I don't care if she's close to 40 now.
Male: Joey cause he's goofy and they wrote the best jokes for him. LOL!
RE: friends
Male: Chandler, the guy is a GOD!!
Female: Phoebe, probably stupid enough to sleep with me!!
Female: Phoebe, probably stupid enough to sleep with me!!
RE: friends
Female .. Monica .. just hoping more than friends lol
Male .. Chandler to keep me laughing with his funny jokes
RE: friends
Cant decide between Joey and Chandler...dang. But girls dont forget about Russel, he's the smart one:D
Clue for the clueless...
Just a short note to set a few things straight....
- As much as you guys (and me) would like to think that Triksy would stoop to an adult style video it is not the case. Always a lady she is far too smart, classy, and full of character to do that.
- I have some videos with Triksy but they are few and far between and involved only chat. We also have chatted at length in free text chat. Nice kid. Way too nice for this dump.
- Believe it or not I do indeed spend a lot of time in text chat with most hosts before I go to video. There are exceptions but I do like to chat and joke and question the host before a video as many here can attest to. Most say they are surpised I am such a nice funny guy in chat as I appear to be a prick in my posts..can you believe that shit?
- No I am not a cheap, quick hitter. I do a lot of videos and I have spent a lot of money here. More than I should. Enough to make me want to quit again. I am into volume. Lots of hosts. Quantity is the rule. It is a sickness after all. Would a true alcoholic go for a single bottle of Sam Adams or a six pack of Red Dog?
Ok back to work guys...I hope I did not make you lose your rythym.
- As much as you guys (and me) would like to think that Triksy would stoop to an adult style video it is not the case. Always a lady she is far too smart, classy, and full of character to do that.
- I have some videos with Triksy but they are few and far between and involved only chat. We also have chatted at length in free text chat. Nice kid. Way too nice for this dump.
- Believe it or not I do indeed spend a lot of time in text chat with most hosts before I go to video. There are exceptions but I do like to chat and joke and question the host before a video as many here can attest to. Most say they are surpised I am such a nice funny guy in chat as I appear to be a prick in my posts..can you believe that shit?
- No I am not a cheap, quick hitter. I do a lot of videos and I have spent a lot of money here. More than I should. Enough to make me want to quit again. I am into volume. Lots of hosts. Quantity is the rule. It is a sickness after all. Would a true alcoholic go for a single bottle of Sam Adams or a six pack of Red Dog?
Ok back to work guys...I hope I did not make you lose your rythym.
RE: Clue for the clueless...
well said Mr WTF ... but did I read you correctly? You have been accused of being a prick in forum?!? Surely you jest!!?
RE: Clue for the clueless...
WTF did we catch you at a weak moment? Thank you for your frankness. You actually spent time in vid with a non-adult host who you knew was not going to strip. Why do you find it so hard to understand why others do this and why the whole concept of non-adult hosts creeps you out.
RE: Clue for the clueless...
If pulling her wet fingers out from between her legs while wearing VERY little qualifies as an "adult style show", then I would have to say you are mistaken.
RE: Clue for the clueless...
oh sure, go right ahead and try to shatter the little romatic ideal he has going on for the woman.... why would you be such an asshole? ...what did he ever do to you?:P
RE: Clue for the clueless...
a bunch of shit being said in reply to a message from someone with only nice things to say about you.... kinda sucks, huh?
RE: Clue for the clueless...
hey you seem a fun guy , dont always agree with you - but .....
As for these hosts, I luv them , but I dont think more classy ro whatever is dependent on how sexy / or not uptight or liberated they are.... is a naturist not classy ? is any girl who likes that attention and actualy gets horny not a nice girl ??
Dont women have these feelings too ?
If she does some times enjoy a tease or some sexy fun , I for one wouyld consider her far more natural, and human . and interesting .. choosing with whom and when , and when she has the mood , is by far the best way ..
The best hosts here have usually been similar .. some maybe just more open ..
Like Tata maybe ..
nice to see you have a more human side too lol ..
strange what attracts us to girls ...
even stranger what attracts girls to guys ...
As for these hosts, I luv them , but I dont think more classy ro whatever is dependent on how sexy / or not uptight or liberated they are.... is a naturist not classy ? is any girl who likes that attention and actualy gets horny not a nice girl ??
Dont women have these feelings too ?
If she does some times enjoy a tease or some sexy fun , I for one wouyld consider her far more natural, and human . and interesting .. choosing with whom and when , and when she has the mood , is by far the best way ..
The best hosts here have usually been similar .. some maybe just more open ..
Like Tata maybe ..
nice to see you have a more human side too lol ..
strange what attracts us to girls ...
even stranger what attracts girls to guys ...
RE: Clue for the clueless...
"- No I am not a cheap, quick hitter."
Not what I heard from that Russian host after you spent two minutes, yes TWO minutes, in her video. Now thats LMFAO!!!
Not what I heard from that Russian host after you spent two minutes, yes TWO minutes, in her video. Now thats LMFAO!!!
RE: Clue for the clueless...
i think WTF means he does not go to vid for a cheap quick thrill. Once there if he likes the girl he will come back. If he only stayed 2 mons i guess he realised she wasn't to his taste.
RE: Clue for the clueless...Followup....
Triksy is one of the few...actually now that I think about it...the only non-adult host I speak to. I am not counting the non-adult hosts who offer adult shows in Community Chat. Wait I also have spoken to GingerGirl. Nice kid. Dreamsmile or something like that awhile ago but she left CC. That's it.
If Triks does adult shows...which I doubt...that is her business....she does not for me ..charming as I am.... the persona she presents to me is the one I like...would I love her to become a wanton slut on camera for me...well yeah...Isnt that part of the charm of non-adult hosts...the dream that you will be the big studmuffin whos sexy typing skills will turn a nun into a whore?.....but I don't expect it to happen and I am content chatting away....with her...but hope springs eternal.
No I still don't understand why you guys PAY non-adult hosts. I did a video with Triksy very infrequently. If I was her typical customer she would be working at the Borscht Factory by now. I question how people spend hundreds..thousands of dollars on non-adult videos???????? Boggles my mind. Am I not being clear? If the person is your friend and she will not talk to you unless you go to video...doesn't that tell you something? Are you going to say you do it to help the kid out? To see her dazzling smile? Because she said pretty please....jesus....I gotta puke.
No Triksy did not pay with goods or services for these posts...it is a hell of an idea though...hey Triksy...how about a few free hours? We can discuss what Anonymous said...lucky bastard.
Yes I have had some short videos in the hundreds I have had in CC. Some hosts just do not look like their pics....some are catatonic and I would better off doing it to Oprah...some actually get to the action too quickly....I mean...don't yank off your top, drop your panties and start looking for the car keys in under 30 seconds. I can watch Lifetime the miracle of birth if I want to see how a gyno exam is done....and some girls are just too damn hot. I don't know about you guys but my staying power is not what it used to be. Do you think CC makes you a better lover? I think it makes you try and beat the clock. When you are with a real girl you will be pumping away while looking at your wristwatch...
That is enough for now...and I am not going soft...you bunch of jerkoffs.....
If Triks does adult shows...which I doubt...that is her business....she does not for me ..charming as I am.... the persona she presents to me is the one I like...would I love her to become a wanton slut on camera for me...well yeah...Isnt that part of the charm of non-adult hosts...the dream that you will be the big studmuffin whos sexy typing skills will turn a nun into a whore?.....but I don't expect it to happen and I am content chatting away....with her...but hope springs eternal.
No I still don't understand why you guys PAY non-adult hosts. I did a video with Triksy very infrequently. If I was her typical customer she would be working at the Borscht Factory by now. I question how people spend hundreds..thousands of dollars on non-adult videos???????? Boggles my mind. Am I not being clear? If the person is your friend and she will not talk to you unless you go to video...doesn't that tell you something? Are you going to say you do it to help the kid out? To see her dazzling smile? Because she said pretty please....jesus....I gotta puke.
No Triksy did not pay with goods or services for these posts...it is a hell of an idea though...hey Triksy...how about a few free hours? We can discuss what Anonymous said...lucky bastard.
Yes I have had some short videos in the hundreds I have had in CC. Some hosts just do not look like their pics....some are catatonic and I would better off doing it to Oprah...some actually get to the action too quickly....I mean...don't yank off your top, drop your panties and start looking for the car keys in under 30 seconds. I can watch Lifetime the miracle of birth if I want to see how a gyno exam is done....and some girls are just too damn hot. I don't know about you guys but my staying power is not what it used to be. Do you think CC makes you a better lover? I think it makes you try and beat the clock. When you are with a real girl you will be pumping away while looking at your wristwatch...
That is enough for now...and I am not going soft...you bunch of jerkoffs.....
RE: Clue for the clueless...Followup....
''No I still don't understand why you guys PAY non-adult hosts.''
WTF, i replied this question in the other thread started by u''Question for you non-adult fans'', just a page or 2 down.Have a look and u'll understand maybe...
WTF, i replied this question in the other thread started by u''Question for you non-adult fans'', just a page or 2 down.Have a look and u'll understand maybe...
RE: Clue for the clueless...
u told what u spent before, and why u left earlier...my ?, why u come back?
Florida turtles
Does anyone knows a link or a site where i can get plenty informations about them and their hibernation period? Cuz all i've seen so far is very vague and didn't helped me too much...
Yes i have 3 Florida turtles, they all are big, about 1 kilo and i guess they are older than 4 years, but they are lovely and i adore each one of them :) 2 boys and a girl :)
And now they r hibernating in my living room under a bunch of pillows, but i know they r water turtles, would they need water or not during this month of hibernation? This is what i'm trying to find out and i didn't see this information anywhere.
Thanks for your answers and help :)
Yes i have 3 Florida turtles, they all are big, about 1 kilo and i guess they are older than 4 years, but they are lovely and i adore each one of them :) 2 boys and a girl :)
And now they r hibernating in my living room under a bunch of pillows, but i know they r water turtles, would they need water or not during this month of hibernation? This is what i'm trying to find out and i didn't see this information anywhere.
Thanks for your answers and help :)
RE: Florida turtles
Check out these links. http://www.austinsturtlepage.com/Care/cs-flboxie.htm
http://turtle_tails.tripod.com/raisingbabyturtles/tour11.htm
http://www.centralpets.com/care/pets/reptiles/turtles/an/1/1/petcare.php
You have gone all shy on us - not posting yr name :P.
http://turtle_tails.tripod.com/raisingbabyturtles/tour11.htm
http://www.centralpets.com/care/pets/reptiles/turtles/an/1/1/petcare.php
You have gone all shy on us - not posting yr name :P.
RE: Florida turtles
A helpful link explaining the general requirements for keeping your box turtles happily indoors:
http://boxturtlesite.org/indoor.html
A link describing what it takes for successful hibernation:
http://boxturtlesite.org/dvmhib.html
And a link to a forum of box turtle enthusiasts who might be a bit more knowledgable than most here;)
http://www.turtleforum.com/forum/upload/index.php?showforum=6
http://boxturtlesite.org/indoor.html
A link describing what it takes for successful hibernation:
http://boxturtlesite.org/dvmhib.html
And a link to a forum of box turtle enthusiasts who might be a bit more knowledgable than most here;)
http://www.turtleforum.com/forum/upload/index.php?showforum=6
RE: Is it possible meet here a love or bf ?
With an open mind and an open heart, most anything's possible:)
And in dealing with quite a few things here, you'll probably find that a healthy sense of humor and the ability not to let someone else's frustrations become your own to be pretty valuable too;)
...Anyway, hey yourself:P ...Hope you have a pleasant, lucky, good stay here too;)
And in dealing with quite a few things here, you'll probably find that a healthy sense of humor and the ability not to let someone else's frustrations become your own to be pretty valuable too;)
...Anyway, hey yourself:P ...Hope you have a pleasant, lucky, good stay here too;)
RE: Is it possible meet here a love or bf ?
its possible,i did meet here my princess; i love her so much and its feels so great to be with her
RE: Is it possible meet here a love or bf ?
First welcome to the site.
Second if you ever decide you want some meaningless sex instead of love or a bf give me a call :)
Second if you ever decide you want some meaningless sex instead of love or a bf give me a call :)
RE: Is it possible meet here a love or bf ?
Do not get cheated by screennames as ImNotYourFriend..only with one sentence, he showed such an humour that whatever human being would like to be friend with him!
RE: nails ??
Long nails - not too long can look sexy , but can easy get too long and look creapy ,,
It might also indicate a type of girl .........
as there will be much time spent keeping them all like this ,, and obviously not so easy to do so many things - looks like im doing the washing up then lol..
might just show a girl has too much free time , or , is so into herself ??
I did see a very poor host here , who never had enough money for the rent , but had perfect very long nails with manicure and painting done proffessionaly regularly..... lol ... are we that stupid ???
doubt she has any fun hobbies or likes to do much practical stuff ,, would soon break them ..
so I think can say a lot about a woman ,,
I prefer shorter , but nicely kept... and someone who can then feel free to muck in and play .. without all the problems ... and expense and drama if one breaks ...lol
It might also indicate a type of girl .........
as there will be much time spent keeping them all like this ,, and obviously not so easy to do so many things - looks like im doing the washing up then lol..
might just show a girl has too much free time , or , is so into herself ??
I did see a very poor host here , who never had enough money for the rent , but had perfect very long nails with manicure and painting done proffessionaly regularly..... lol ... are we that stupid ???
doubt she has any fun hobbies or likes to do much practical stuff ,, would soon break them ..
so I think can say a lot about a woman ,,
I prefer shorter , but nicely kept... and someone who can then feel free to muck in and play .. without all the problems ... and expense and drama if one breaks ...lol
RE: nails ??
16 penny galvanized, please. Good, sturdy framing nails. That way your house won't fall down.
to cashmirlive
oh r u an indian girl here? :) i have few questions about india :) came back from there few days ago :P
to "host in all sections" from Feb 18
Although I cannot speak for WTF, I myself am utterly shocked and heartbroken that you have singled me out as someone who might (in your words) "curss me now". I do not recall making "idiot statements" on the subject matter you are describing. I think what you describe is one of the nicest things that can come out of CC ... to actually find someone who is a friend rather than some who either (a) sees you as a slab of meat to be oggled over or (b) you see solely as a source of income. I applaud you for writing that post and sticking up for yourself :)
RE: to "host in all sections" from Feb 18
Dear Banana, thanks, you made me smile even if i am very pissed off (personal reasons :P)
Now this is a way to draw my attention :) U gave me a lesson using nice words, thanks :)
Well what can i say in my defence? :P I saw some cinic posts of yours and some of them sounded somehow like WTF's posts and i didn't remembered all the other names of the ones who really talked "nasty" in here and also i forgot to mention the "anomymous" posters :D It's true, i hurried to write somethings and i forgot others:)
I appologise dear Banana, this time you are right, i wasn't fair to you.
Can we kiss and make up? :)
I wish you a nice evening/morning :)
Now this is a way to draw my attention :) U gave me a lesson using nice words, thanks :)
Well what can i say in my defence? :P I saw some cinic posts of yours and some of them sounded somehow like WTF's posts and i didn't remembered all the other names of the ones who really talked "nasty" in here and also i forgot to mention the "anomymous" posters :D It's true, i hurried to write somethings and i forgot others:)
I appologise dear Banana, this time you are right, i wasn't fair to you.
Can we kiss and make up? :)
I wish you a nice evening/morning :)
RE: to "host in all sections" from Feb 18
I accept your humble apology, thank you. You are a person of honor :) ... if I knew who you were I would drop by to give my thanks in person. I understand how difficult it can be to keep up with everything that is written here in the forums ... and the fact that people can hide behind "anonymous" and say the most nasty things worries me but I realize that there is little I can do about that.
And yes, it is true that I am sometimes cynical, but in most cases those people generally deserve the ribbing that they get, primarily because they have said something pretty outlandish, or made claims that are basically absurd. And in most cases I am not alone in my opinions.
And yes, it is true that I am sometimes cynical, but in most cases those people generally deserve the ribbing that they get, primarily because they have said something pretty outlandish, or made claims that are basically absurd. And in most cases I am not alone in my opinions.
RE: to "host in all sections" from Feb 18
yeah, I know what you mean ... my friends think I am weird for talking to humans. And I understand about not wanting to open yourself up for criticism by using your name ... I, however, don't really care so you may send me cc mail to ABanana :)
And you're right, I am a sensitive wee fellow so the idea of "Dungeon" scares me witless ...
And you're right, I am a sensitive wee fellow so the idea of "Dungeon" scares me witless ...
RE: to "host in all sections" from Feb 18
U've got mail (cc email :P)..my creen names contains ME4U :D (this is in case someone else tries to trick some of us:D )
RE: to "host in all sections" from Feb 18
can u cc mail me and define dungeon?
lol
who knows i m even sweeter;)
lol
who knows i m even sweeter;)
Who's the Boss?:-))
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
RE: Who's the Boss?:-))
OMG, this is madness :)))))))))))
That a girl!! Teach him babe:)))))))))
And who said that women are dumb? :P
That a girl!! Teach him babe:)))))))))
And who said that women are dumb? :P
RE: Who's the Boss?:-))
There's a time for love
And a time for livin'
Take a chance and face the wind.
An open road
And a road that's hidden.
A brand new life around the bend.
There were times I lost a dream or two
Found the trail, and at the end was you
There's a path you take
And a path not taken
The choice is up to you my friend
Nights are long but you might awake
To a brand new life,
Brand new life,
A brand new life around the bend.
And a time for livin'
Take a chance and face the wind.
An open road
And a road that's hidden.
A brand new life around the bend.
There were times I lost a dream or two
Found the trail, and at the end was you
There's a path you take
And a path not taken
The choice is up to you my friend
Nights are long but you might awake
To a brand new life,
Brand new life,
A brand new life around the bend.
this weeks top 10...
Ways Hosts can Lose Good Customers
10.Always listing "smelly feet as a "Turn Off" in Profile (grrrr)
9. Never or Rarely Changing Profile Picture
8. Changing from adult to non-adult (i HATE that!)
7. Stalling your REGULARS to Death leaving them penniless
6. Multi site attention deficit
5. Multi Cam attention deficit
4. Multi Site AND Multi Cam attention deficit
3. Session Description states "great show in One2One"
2. No English AND No Show
1. All of the above
Sex
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
Rodney Dangerfield
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
Lynn Lavner
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
Camille Paglia
Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are
unimportant
George Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sharon Stone
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!
Jerry Seinfeld
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Elmo Phillips
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
Rodney Dangerfield
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
Lynn Lavner
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
Camille Paglia
Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are
unimportant
George Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sharon Stone
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!
Jerry Seinfeld
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Elmo Phillips
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
heading to Puerto Rico
I am off for a break to Puerto Rico ...and ideas if there are hosts from there on cc? ... any suggestions about "entertainment" you know the stuff, bars, hotels, ladies ;)
any info is welcome
any info is welcome
RE: rudeness..
Just an idiot, will find many of them here. Part of the job, I guess.
You dont have to show anything you dont want. Especially in your category.
Hope you could have had a better first day. Best of luck to you anyway.
You dont have to show anything you dont want. Especially in your category.
Hope you could have had a better first day. Best of luck to you anyway.
RE: rudeness..
The guy was a jerk. He was rude, just forget about it. Having said that,, there are chat host who do strip in the non-adult categories. So expect to be asked to strip but never do anything you do not want to do. There ar members who come to the non-adult categories just for chat.
RE: rudeness..
Just like outside of the Internet, there will be both rude people and nice people. There are some people that come in here drunk, lonely, dog died, fish died, ect.... so they dump all their negative emotions on the girls.
I'm sure you will meet plenty of nice guys here, but there will always be rude guys. That is life. Hopefully, you will meet lots more nice and polite guys though.
I'm sure you will meet plenty of nice guys here, but there will always be rude guys. That is life. Hopefully, you will meet lots more nice and polite guys though.
RE: rudeness..
don't believe the sad story. I was in 1 to 1 with her and she said she had to reboot. I waited and like a dummy I just clicked the 1 to 1 button with out looking. and amazing.. the price went from normal price to 6,00 a minute, 5,00 for regular. I didnt notice until it cut me off and when I looked, gee, the prices had changed. I was a dummy for not looking, but she pulled a pretty good trick on me. She ain't so innocent as she makes out to be. and she will strip in 1 to 1.. Learned my lesson
RE: rudeness..
same information.. although I did not call her a bitch exactly. I sad only a bitch would pull a stunt like that. sorry but I was very upset
RE: rudeness..
to Dummy- when u come to my video my price was 0.90. and u sit in vid and ask to strip.For what? if Im in non adult???
RE: rudeness..
Dealing with the public in any business can be challenging. But here in cyberspace where people can hide behind computer monitors, it can be more difficult. Good luck.
RE: LOL
That was me. I mistakenly thought you were in the INSTANT ACTION section, so I became so verrrry excited. I could not control my hormones. I took Viagra before I came into your room and my hands and legs were shaking. My body was tingling all over and I could not control myself.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
RE: rudeness..
im sure some one says, i will be your slave, just take my money....hehe, that is funniest thing i have heard in a while on here...remember, if u complain, tell all of the story, not just part of it
RE: rudeness..
there are plenty of members who are willing to come at video at $5 per min. And they are not willing to see u naked! Take it,man! It really does work. just another kind of geeks !
RE: rudeness..
Hi girl I know that category 3 years almost and i wanna give u advice for be nice even with rude people here then u not will get upset about it.Its like in real life people are different ,them mood could be different.
RE: rudeness..
Yes it is called "financial domination" , they r the kind of guys who feel excited when their money are given to a beautiful smart mistress.
People, people, if u don't know try a google search before judging others. I am a mistress and i also do financial domination slaves and believe me, they r plenty outhere!
People, people, if u don't know try a google search before judging others. I am a mistress and i also do financial domination slaves and believe me, they r plenty outhere!
RE: rudeness but by whom ?
sorry to say dear new one - it is what u may expect today as half the so called noneadult hosts are selleing between little shy or what u get on 1-2-1 now - so how wld the member know whats ur trick ?
what u get when so many bend the rules
good luck in ur work here anyway // klem
what u get when so many bend the rules
good luck in ur work here anyway // klem
NOT a cc girl, but....
I was on an Eastern European friendship/introduction message site and have started communication with some girls. The page is basically intended for natives of that country, even if there are English/French/German buttons.
My Profile Page is honest and the photo is accurate. As expected, because of my age I don't get many responses. One that I did get was interesting because the first two chats were going fine with "honey", "sweety" and more until she decided to ask for 200euro. When I declined she immediately decided I was a countryman of hers and stopped chatting with me.
Thinking she was joking, I BUZZED her a number of times. She finally answered with "What you want from me?" When I said to chat she said "You are old, ugly and 'not American'." That I was a grandpa.
So I essentially told her I guess if grandpa sent money he'd "still be a honey, eh?"
No real complaint, just a funny story. I gotta rachet up the age girl I accept and nail down a fee schedule, if I go that way. The professional girls on that site offer it up with no retrictions at quite a cheap rate.
My Profile Page is honest and the photo is accurate. As expected, because of my age I don't get many responses. One that I did get was interesting because the first two chats were going fine with "honey", "sweety" and more until she decided to ask for 200euro. When I declined she immediately decided I was a countryman of hers and stopped chatting with me.
Thinking she was joking, I BUZZED her a number of times. She finally answered with "What you want from me?" When I said to chat she said "You are old, ugly and 'not American'." That I was a grandpa.
So I essentially told her I guess if grandpa sent money he'd "still be a honey, eh?"
No real complaint, just a funny story. I gotta rachet up the age girl I accept and nail down a fee schedule, if I go that way. The professional girls on that site offer it up with no retrictions at quite a cheap rate.
Boring chat host
I met this chat host about a month ago. She is a very nice girl and chats with me every night on yahoo. She is attractive but frankly boring. She does not ask me to shows but i still do them more because i feel sorry for her then the actual show. Her actual show is quite dull. She gets quite a few members in chat ( 60 the other night ) but no one does show. She asks me to give her suggestions on how to get more members to view and also come back. The question is do I tell her the truth and basically say your conversation and show are extremely boring..
RE: Boring chat host
You do not say whether she is adult or non-adult but I guess it is adult. If you want to help her, rather than just say she is broing why not make some suggestions how she could make her shows more interesting. Also how she can tease and flirt with guys in chat. Maybe she is just a nervous new host and hasn't yet worked out to do.
RE: Boring chat host
She is in adult here and also on other sites. On one site she goes from free to video. She does not seem to understand how to flirt to get men enticed to paying for video. I have tried making suggestion to her about how to get members to come into video. The main problem she looks bored or angry whether in free or video. I spent one night in her free and basically told her what to say to members via yahoo to get them to pay for video. She had three videos that night but she normally she goes days without a paying member.
The other site has fan clubs which allow you to view past videos. Her problem is she looks totally not interested and you can tell she is faking stuff. The few members she gets never return. She does not stall in video but she lacks the passion even if it is nothing more than an acting job to get members to come back.
But, when she gets a member she buzzes me on yahoo and is so excited. The problem is she can't convey .it to viewers and potential viewers.
The other site has fan clubs which allow you to view past videos. Her problem is she looks totally not interested and you can tell she is faking stuff. The few members she gets never return. She does not stall in video but she lacks the passion even if it is nothing more than an acting job to get members to come back.
But, when she gets a member she buzzes me on yahoo and is so excited. The problem is she can't convey .it to viewers and potential viewers.
RE: Boring chat host
I think anon was kidding :)
look at "she get few members in chat (60 last night)" for me, at least, it sounds ironical :)
look at "she get few members in chat (60 last night)" for me, at least, it sounds ironical :)
RE: Boring chat host
actually not, this was im today. deleting her y name. She had more viewers another night.
i tould u that i have when i was up 100 viewrs. just dont come in nude
I have seen member after member ask her if she is angry or bored.
i tould u that i have when i was up 100 viewrs. just dont come in nude
I have seen member after member ask her if she is angry or bored.
RE: 60=small amount:O
The guy said that she was on another site with free preview. In this type of sites there are more than 100 viewers daily, no matter if u stay 2 hours or 12 online. They come to see the girls, they beg for free nudity and many of them are rude. It wasn't about CC. Read twice before asking ;)
RE: To "a host in all sections"
Try reading the whole string and not just one post. In a post timed at 09:41 GMT the poster wites "She is in adult here and also on other sites. On one site she goes from free to video."
RE: Boring chat host
I'm pretty sure I recognise this description, particularly about always looking angry or bored. I'll keep an eye on this to see if I'm correct, but won't blurt her name - she has to make a living, after all.
RE: Olympic Ice Dancing
I want her so baddd.... Yummmmmmmmmy.. I stopped everything I was doing when I saw her on TV. If she was on CC, I would spend all my money on her. :))
RE: Olympic Ice Dancing
Russians will always be the stars in figure skating!!!!!! 3 golds already!!!!!!!! from 4:) so far....Im sure the 4th is theirs too.....Great skaters!!!!!!!
RE: Olympic Ice Dancing
Come on, Me...Russians are so boring...the same elements all the time...If Maxim and Albena were play for Russia thay were win all gold medals - thay don't look as elegant as american pair but thair play is... just genius... absolutely dramatic! This is not sport any more but ART! So it's not so important to win medal - we all know how some pairs win medals ;), isn't it? More important is to stand by the high level positions in yr heart in spite of all trammels! So congratulations to DENKOVA/STAVISKI thay never changed thair style after all neglectings of referees and thay never turn the art into sport! BTW Maxim is rare handsom russian guy - u, russians, have to be proud with such a nice contestant instead of it u lost him :) poor u. Yeah, we win a dancer!
RE: Olympic Ice Dancing
http://www.figureskatingmystery.com/2005/01/denkova-stavisky-12105.html
Aussie hero
AC/DC singer Bon Scott's grave named heritage site
Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:38 PM ET
By Christie Eliezer
SYDNEY (Billboard) - In an unusual ruling, the grave site of AC/DC singer Bon Scott in Fremantle Cemetery in Western Australia was classified with a heritage listing Wednesday (February 15).
Scott's legend has grown since February 19, 1980, when he died of alcohol poisoning at the age of 33.
Heritage listings usually are reserved for buildings, but the grave was recognized because it is visited by thousands of fans each year, a reflection of AC/DC's global popularity. A 2004 Australian movie, "Thunderstruck," centered on a group of AC/DC fans journeying across the country to visit Scott's resting place.
"For that particular form and style of music, AC/DC were very significant in bringing that kind of music to the world," says Kim Haynes, the National Trust's Western Australia heritage officer.
In addition, the Western Australia Bon Scott fan club's efforts to erect a Scott statue in Pioneer Park opposite the Fremantle railway station have received the blessing of Fremantle mayor Peter Tagliaferri.
Fremantle Council is discussing the idea, and Tagliaferri is hopeful the statue will be up by the end of the year. But Doug Thorncroft, president of the fan club, is pushing for a July unveiling, to coincide with what would have been Scott's 60th birthday. The club is starting a campaign to raise the $60,000 price tag for the statue.
Saturday, bands around Australia are holding tribute nights for Scott to mark the anniversary of his death. At Melbourne's Hi Fi Bar, AC/DC tribute band Thunderstruck will be joined onstage by former AC/DC bassist Mark Evans before a crowd expected to include Scott's widow, Irene.
Reuters/Billboard
Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:38 PM ET
By Christie Eliezer
SYDNEY (Billboard) - In an unusual ruling, the grave site of AC/DC singer Bon Scott in Fremantle Cemetery in Western Australia was classified with a heritage listing Wednesday (February 15).
Scott's legend has grown since February 19, 1980, when he died of alcohol poisoning at the age of 33.
Heritage listings usually are reserved for buildings, but the grave was recognized because it is visited by thousands of fans each year, a reflection of AC/DC's global popularity. A 2004 Australian movie, "Thunderstruck," centered on a group of AC/DC fans journeying across the country to visit Scott's resting place.
"For that particular form and style of music, AC/DC were very significant in bringing that kind of music to the world," says Kim Haynes, the National Trust's Western Australia heritage officer.
In addition, the Western Australia Bon Scott fan club's efforts to erect a Scott statue in Pioneer Park opposite the Fremantle railway station have received the blessing of Fremantle mayor Peter Tagliaferri.
Fremantle Council is discussing the idea, and Tagliaferri is hopeful the statue will be up by the end of the year. But Doug Thorncroft, president of the fan club, is pushing for a July unveiling, to coincide with what would have been Scott's 60th birthday. The club is starting a campaign to raise the $60,000 price tag for the statue.
Saturday, bands around Australia are holding tribute nights for Scott to mark the anniversary of his death. At Melbourne's Hi Fi Bar, AC/DC tribute band Thunderstruck will be joined onstage by former AC/DC bassist Mark Evans before a crowd expected to include Scott's widow, Irene.
Reuters/Billboard
RE: Aussie hero
Yes He wasa true hero. As I recall he was working on a cure for what is now being called bird flu right up to the time of his tragic death. Just think how differant it would be if he were still alive, as the spokesman for the world...no hunger, no war...just living on cheap whisky and sex with fat chicks...Damn you Bon...why did you leave us???
RE: Aussie hero
I've been around the world,
I've seen a million girls
Ain't one of them got,
What, my lady, she's got
She's stealin' the spotlight,
Knocks me off my feet
She's enought to start a landslide,
Just a walkin' down the street
Wearin' dresses too tight,
And lookin' dynamite
Enough to blow me out,
No doubt about it, can't live without it
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! Oh!
She's like a lethal brand,
Too much for any man
She gave me first-degree,
She really satisfied me
Loves me till I'm lifeless,
Achin', and sore
Enough to stop a freight train,
Or start the Third World War
You know I'm losin' sleep,
But I'm in too deep
Like a body needs blood,
No doubt about it, can't live without it
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! Ow!
You know she moves like sin,
And when she lets me in
It's like liquid love,
No doubt about it, can't live without it
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
You know she's really got the rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
Rock n' roll rhythm! (Rock n' roll rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm!
I've seen a million girls
Ain't one of them got,
What, my lady, she's got
She's stealin' the spotlight,
Knocks me off my feet
She's enought to start a landslide,
Just a walkin' down the street
Wearin' dresses too tight,
And lookin' dynamite
Enough to blow me out,
No doubt about it, can't live without it
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! Oh!
She's like a lethal brand,
Too much for any man
She gave me first-degree,
She really satisfied me
Loves me till I'm lifeless,
Achin', and sore
Enough to stop a freight train,
Or start the Third World War
You know I'm losin' sleep,
But I'm in too deep
Like a body needs blood,
No doubt about it, can't live without it
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! Ow!
You know she moves like sin,
And when she lets me in
It's like liquid love,
No doubt about it, can't live without it
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
You know she's really got the rhythm! (Girl's got rhythm!)
She's got the backseat rhythm! (Backseat rhythm!)
Rock n' roll rhythm! (Rock n' roll rhythm!)
The girl's got rhythm!
Olympics
Russia - Latvia 9-2 (3-1 3-0 3-1)
Slovakia - Kazakhstan 2-1 (0-1, 1-0, 1-0) :-))
Sweden - USA 2-1 (1-1, 0-0, 1-0)
Germany - Switzerland 2-2 (0-0, 1-2, 1-0)
Czech Republic - Italy 4-1 (2-0, 1-0, 1-1) :-))
Finnland - Canada 2-0 (2-0, 0-0, 0-0)
Slovakia - Kazakhstan 2-1 (0-1, 1-0, 1-0) :-))
Sweden - USA 2-1 (1-1, 0-0, 1-0)
Germany - Switzerland 2-2 (0-0, 1-2, 1-0)
Czech Republic - Italy 4-1 (2-0, 1-0, 1-1) :-))
Finnland - Canada 2-0 (2-0, 0-0, 0-0)
RE: Olympics
more like anyone but the USA.......and if Canada loses, it will be their own fault for going to the games with same attitude as USA