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valentines joke
There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
I had a similar contest last year:) So St.Valentine's Day haters, give me ur best reason on why u dislike this so called holiday and I'll give u a free 30 minutes show wich might include some naughtiness too. hehe:).
Rules:
Write it in here so everyone can see it. The ones who dont post under their true CC member name would not be taken into consideration. I'll state the winner's name in here and also send him a CC mail (thats why i want the real screenname).
And for the ones that dont know, my screenname is Joyspirit.
Rules:
Write it in here so everyone can see it. The ones who dont post under their true CC member name would not be taken into consideration. I'll state the winner's name in here and also send him a CC mail (thats why i want the real screenname).
And for the ones that dont know, my screenname is Joyspirit.
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
I don't intend to win :) But just wanna say why..
13th is the birthday of my exbf, big bastard, etc, and brings back bad memories, so Valentine's as well
14th, some years ago I was very busy and didn't get to talk with my loved one, and it was a shity day
15th, as well some years ago, I was coming here, and the day was one of the worse of my life
And another reason, this one is recent: Valentine's comes from USA.. I don't hate USA, just some of its citizens, and Teo Peter might say everything.
Done, I spit it all out :)
Happy Valentine's :P
13th is the birthday of my exbf, big bastard, etc, and brings back bad memories, so Valentine's as well
14th, some years ago I was very busy and didn't get to talk with my loved one, and it was a shity day
15th, as well some years ago, I was coming here, and the day was one of the worse of my life
And another reason, this one is recent: Valentine's comes from USA.. I don't hate USA, just some of its citizens, and Teo Peter might say everything.
Done, I spit it all out :)
Happy Valentine's :P
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
The 15th ???????? Wasn't that the day I first said hello to you Psy lol
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
I am truly sorry, but I don't remember. Well, it wasn't some years ago when I got here, for sure, coz I spent some days in Paris at that time, and then I went at my new home :) But maybe the year after ?
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RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
I was just being silly Psy cos you said you you came here and had a shitty day on the 15th :P
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
lol dumb me :P
can't be, you make me smile with every post :)
can't be, you make me smile with every post :)
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
Because it's too commercialized. It's a manufactured holiday meant simply to boost greeting card companies (and related industries) revenues, and we all go along with it like a bunch of Pavlov's dogs.
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
Because what ever you do it is the wrong thing!!
And what ever is done for you you must express total happiness
And what ever is done for you you must express total happiness
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
Because I am a post man and I hate delivering all these fucking extra letters.
RE: Hands up St. Val. Day haters!
i hate it ever since i got fired from the card company-all i did was mix up the divorce cards with the valentines day cards-simple mistake-nobody is perfect
Hey What happened Here
Hi there guys, not been on this site for a couple of years, where all the free shows that used to be on here. I remember paying sometimes but sometimes used to get many free shows from sexy ladies. But now not seen even one. also the price have rocketed up in 2 years on here. I guess thats inflation hey lol
Valentines Babe!
Hey all - Happy Valentine's Day!
I just checked CC's new cover girl. Darina Doll is hot!!!!!!! I can't wait till she gets online! She's in the emagazine.
One more thing, any recommendations on the Valentine Vixens? Nice variety!
Ciao, Bond
I just checked CC's new cover girl. Darina Doll is hot!!!!!!! I can't wait till she gets online! She's in the emagazine.
One more thing, any recommendations on the Valentine Vixens? Nice variety!
Ciao, Bond
RE: OMG It's St. Val Day
here's an eye-opener for you ... nowhere in the world is this day a holiday. It is a day essentially created by the greeting card industry to pry additional $s from hard-working people ... you have every right to be bitter.
RE: OMG It's St. Val Day
Greeting card companys must have been around longer then most people think. Considering Valentines Day was first celebrated before the fall of the Roman Empire.
http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/valentine/?page=history
http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/valentine/?page=history
RE: OMG It's St. Val Day
But what about me, Im real !!!!
How can you be so bitter about an angel in a diaper>>>lol
I sinify love all over the world.
I will do better to find you love so you wont be so bitter for next years celebration.
cupid
How can you be so bitter about an angel in a diaper>>>lol
I sinify love all over the world.
I will do better to find you love so you wont be so bitter for next years celebration.
cupid
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
A VALENTINES FOR ANYONE WHO HASNT RECEIVED A VALENTINES FROM THAT SOMEONE.SPECIAL.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY...........FROM CUPID
COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK TO YOUR BROWSER TO VIEW THIS CARD
http://www.riversongs.com/cards/valentinesday.html
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY...........FROM CUPID
COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK TO YOUR BROWSER TO VIEW THIS CARD
http://www.riversongs.com/cards/valentinesday.html
0 days to go...........
I passed my exam..................whoppieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :D:D:D
4th attempt but one left now :p
4th attempt but one left now :p
RE: 0 days to go...........
I passed one of my Accounting exams... :)
Financial Statements next...................(shites himself)
Financial Statements next...................(shites himself)
RE: 0 days to go...........
We can either receive a mark of ***NOT SUCCESSFUL*** or a mark of ***SUCCESSFUL***
No breakdown, no percentage, nothing more than a pass or fail.
No breakdown, no percentage, nothing more than a pass or fail.
RE: 0 days to go...........
Sunny having been there I can tell you that eventually a pass is a pass and that is all that matters. The actual mark becomes so unimportant.
RE: 0 days to go...........
Congrats DM...I just found out I passed Community Law too and I was worried about that one...yupieee! Next to find out is PR for Non-profit Organisations (shites herself too) lol
NaughtyBunny
I stopped coming on this forums a while ago and i didnt think i ll ever come back but i did come today because naughtybunny's picture really made me happy. I thought beafore that maybe she shouldnt have been the 5 birthday princess because here are many beautiful ladies but this picture (and others)made me to see i was so wrong . SHE 'S HOT HOT . And i came back to say this because i felt i need to share this . She looks natural !
I liked abx christams pictures too but they were photoshop pictures , beautiful but photoshop.
I liked abx christams pictures too but they were photoshop pictures , beautiful but photoshop.
RE: NaughtyBunny
I think your first thoughts on the matter were more accurate ... there certainly are better looking chicks on CC. This just goes to show what can happen if you disregard first impressions.
RE: NaughtyBunny
My God u guys are way over pretentios. NB looks amazingly hot in that pic. I dont know about the rest but that pic is stunning. And no, I am not her studio bosss (I wish lol coz i would probably be making a lot of money).
RE: NaughtyBunny
To me it looks like naughtybunny doesnt have many friends here because she doesnt spend time on forums so most of people attack her because she s not thier favorite ... everyone would want their pussies to bethe best u like it or not guys she s hotand her pics prove it her shows prove it ... get over
RE: NaughtyBunny
Kitty is as charming as she is beautiful :)
Especially in her jeans :P
And she works from home.
Especially in her jeans :P
And she works from home.
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day on CC
It would be really nice to make something special on CC on the Love Date. If you have any interesting idea tell)
Woa great pic NaughtyBunny!
http://www.camcontacts.net/newsletters/11/valentinevixens.html
She is amazing! The most stunning pic I have ever seen on CC. Almost makes me want to be bisexual:). If u read this Bunny...congratulations! You are without a doubt, hands down, the most beautiful girl I have seen on CC so far.
She is amazing! The most stunning pic I have ever seen on CC. Almost makes me want to be bisexual:). If u read this Bunny...congratulations! You are without a doubt, hands down, the most beautiful girl I have seen on CC so far.
May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
I want to be the first to thank Anne for not entering the Valentines cover girl so another girl could have a chance to Win?? Thank you AboveXBeyond we worship you................
RE: May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
HAHA Thank you dear, I really didn't make any special pics for Valentines emagazine, but as I sais, my words before were nothing more than a joke :)
Kisses
Anna
Kisses
Anna
RE: May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
Oh for crying out loud...you people sure have sticky hands. Why on earth did u feel the need to open yet another thread about this? Dont u think she's already tired of ur attention? Leave the girl alone for God's sake!
I mean...who are u...her public relationes agent?:))):P
I mean...who are u...her public relationes agent?:))):P
RE: May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
Joy.... Kiss you sweetie, hope everything is ok :D
RE: May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
And I want to be the first to say that even had Anna entered the Valentines Day Cover, and won, it would have perfectly ok and fair! Not to worry Anna, you still have ur loyal fans! :))
RE: May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
im sure no one cares as much as her. i, for one, am impressed with the beauty and talents of the girls showcased there. not a single skeezer in the bunch :)
RE: May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
I can only vouch for my own personal experiences with Anna, and personally I know her as polite, intelligent, witty, funny, attractive of course, and very easy to get along with. Please remember this has to do with my own experiences with her. I cannot and will not vouch for anyone else's experience with her. But Joy is absolutely correct, it's time to leave her alone, and not stir up anymore controversy about her, be it good, bad, or indifferent. Lets give this lady an oppertunity to get some rest, and let all the negatism posted at her, out of the forum for a change. I know that not all will agree with me, but I've said my peace, and I choose not to respond to any continuing thread about her. Having said that I can only wish Anna the very best! :)))
RE: May I be the first to thank AboveXBeyond..............
Thank you my Real Fan :)
Just one comment.... No need to leave me alone, please, I hate to be lonely :P
Kisses and huggs AND HAPPY VALENTINES!!!
Anna
Just one comment.... No need to leave me alone, please, I hate to be lonely :P
Kisses and huggs AND HAPPY VALENTINES!!!
Anna
who is she
who is the girl on the valentine picture is she a chathost i wonder
and whats her name
and whats her name
RE: who is she
According to the eMagazine, its DarinaDoll. I found it a little difficult to reconcile the pictures with the covergirl shot, but if cc says its her, it must be her...
RE: who is she
Again you guys have it mixed up. The covergirl is Davinadoll, but the girl on CC homepage is not her and does not work here I think....
RE: who is she
She is my sister...Good looks runs in the family...she doestn't strip so leave her alone
RE: who is she
good lord crank if she looks anything like you then were all in trouble.....:+S!
RE: who is she
I think the whole future of the human gene pool would most probably be in severe jeopardy ... luckily for me, me and my kind will eventually rule the planet ... and we won't be calling it by the moronic name of Earth either, that's for sure! The person who came up with that name needs to have their nether regions roasted over a moderately-sized fire ... luckily for that person (who was probably Greek or something as ridiculous) he is dead but once my time machine is up and running once again, his nuts are mine!! The reason it's down right now is because I'm waiting until the neighbor goes to the National Towns-With-Stupid-Names Convention in Kalamazoo next week to snag her waffle maker and her G-Twist vibrator to make the resonant cavity for the meson converter assembly. I'd prefer she had the Rabbit because that rotatory motion it does can sometimes be helpful in detuning the splice fork on the particle flange, but I'll get by with my cousins electric toothbrush which I conveniently liberated when he was visiting over the weekend. I'll probably end up getting the neighbor a Rabbit for her birthday just so I can borrow it sometimes (unless someone can think of an alternative?)
RE: who is she
thank you for your input ... it is my role in life to bore and I'm glad I'm doing my job properly. Being entertaining is way over-rated ...
Happy Valentine's Day for everyone!
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love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, my dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, my dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Am I insensitive ?
My girlfriend told me I was insensetive because when she returned from her holidays I told her 'Honey I have some bad news while you were away your cat died'
She told me that to blurt it out like that was very insensitive and that I should make up a story to soften the blow and allow her to prepare herself for the bad news such as :-
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and Cuddles sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird and unfortunatly lost her footing and fell out of the tree and died'
Anyway now I am confused because I did exactly what she said and now she isn't talking to me ?????????
She came home from work last night and I said
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and your Grandmother sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird..............'
She told me that to blurt it out like that was very insensitive and that I should make up a story to soften the blow and allow her to prepare herself for the bad news such as :-
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and Cuddles sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird and unfortunatly lost her footing and fell out of the tree and died'
Anyway now I am confused because I did exactly what she said and now she isn't talking to me ?????????
She came home from work last night and I said
'Honey I have some bad news for you. I opened the back door and your Grandmother sprinted across the lawn, climbed her favourite tree, crawled along a branch to try to catch a bird..............'
RE: Am I insensitive ?
I know but I didn't want to tell my gf about the Doberman I had strategically placed under the tree because it would have meant that I didn't get to see her other pussy (and the only one I like).
I have to admit though her Grandmother did put up an exceptionally good fight :)
I have to admit though her Grandmother did put up an exceptionally good fight :)
RE: where are you guys?
many guys are going bi or just playing with themselves. ask john for new udates....
RE: valentine's day
It`s a deal Geetha.. gimme a big hug but mind my snake.. :P
Happy Valentines Day to u also Geetha.. big kiss and hug.. :)
Happy Valentines Day to u also Geetha.. big kiss and hug.. :)
RE: valentine's day
ty kosh.............muuuuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh............can't promise to stay away from the snake though...........hehe................ur going to have to take ur chances................lots of love........xoxoxoxoxo
Geetha
Geetha