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some differnet reading

ANGEL AND HER LOVER
Author: Kathy P.
The lover sleeps and amid his dreams
His angel comes on sunlit beams.
To waken him with kisses sweet,
For her love for him is oh so deep.
She wakes him with her caresses light
Upon his skin and smiles so bright.
And in her eyes, he sees the love
She feels for him neath stars above.
He comes to her to gently place,
Kisses upon her neck and face.
To caress her body and touch her soul.
For together two become a whole.
The love they make is deep and true
And in this embrace their love renew.
When all is done and all's been said,
Upon her breasts he rests his head.
And hears her heart beat for him alone.
A greater love, he's never known.
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Thx. I hope you dont mind if i borrow this poem and send it to my lover who is an angel to me.

allasteddy bear

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RE: father and son

Father
It's not time to make a change
Just relax, take it easy
You're still young, that's your fault
There's so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy

I was once like you are now
and I know that it's not easy
To be calm when you've found something going on
But take your time, think a lot
Why, think of everything you've got
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not

Son
How can I try to explain, when I do he turns away again
It's always been the same, same old story
From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen
Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away
I know I have to go

Father
It's not time to make a change
Just sit down, take it slowly
You're still young, that's your fault
There's so much you have to go through
Find a girl, settle down
if you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy

Son
All the times that I cried
keeping all the things I knew inside
It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it
If they were right, I'd agree
but it's them you know not me
Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away
I know I have to go

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yeah courtesy of cat stephens before he changed his name to one of islam

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RE: luv u girls & some boys

You have a nice day too :)

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RE: luv u girls & some boys

and ive been tryin so hard to make it suck here but alas....

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RE: luv u girls & some boys

Ross Perot said there would be a "giant sucking sound."

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RE: luv u girls & some boys

Have a nice day and btw where have you disappeared?:)Kiss you :P

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RE: luv u girls & some boys

I f you mean me I am still around and you have a kiss too (k) xxxxxx

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whitefairy

has anyone beenwith this lady, what is she like
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RE: whitefairy

hint: click on the video button

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RE: my ass hurts

I'm not sure that I get that one.

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RE: my ass hurts

It's supposed to be a man telling his brother the way I heard it.... :P

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RE: onest man

lol Very good. Never trust a lawyer or a tax man.

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RE: onest man

An honest lawyer is such a rare thing that from the time of Lincoln to the time of Ghandi history doesn't mention a third.

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my new song

ohhhhhh, i wank all night and i wank all day,
do dah, do dah
i click on vid so i can play
oh dah do dah dayyyyyyyyy
so dont be mad if i dont say bye....
i probably got some cum in my eye
and i wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
all da do da dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!!!!
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RE: question for everyone

Try chuck11

Loves big c*cks

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RE: question for everyone

does this apply to Master Blaster?

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A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"

The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"

The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"
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RE: A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

Alex, no disrespect, but i still prefer Imshy's jokes.........:P

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RE: A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

If only they imshy post his pic here.... lmao

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RE: A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

No problem Mister. This one neither i liked:PPPP

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RE: A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

Was she from Gender Benders category?:-s

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RE: A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

Yes, but i forgot her nick:-((
:PPPPPPPPP

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RE: A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

Thx MF...but my time of being a comedian is nearly over...the only funny thing about me now is my face...still more cute than DM tho (i have that on good authority) :p

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RE: A lady walks into her doctors office ...:-))

whatever boy do u love urself

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may b true DM...but as long as there is beer i will always b cute :p

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RE: a tribute to a banana

I would have to agree.

Although sometimes after reading some ofhis posts I am glad that he doesn't live next door to me :P

But I believe he is working on a machine that will allow him to be everyone in the worlds next door neighbour.

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RE: a tribute to a banana

now if only he could grab a shuttle from the mother ship and come back down to earth?!

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RE: a tribute to a banana

comedy genius?? first off...he shows no comedic ability at all, only rambling rhetoric that is good only for the purpose of sleep inducement. second...einstein was a genius and this banana doesnt even have a brain.

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RE: a tribute to a banana

Feeling jealous? Or just a victim ?

He is funny and he is smart, you need the brains to say all those things.

But in fact, he's a banana and bananas don't speak or eat, or type and don't even have sense of humor, they just wish to be used :P

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RE: a tribute to a banana

Psy maybe I should tell you my member name and then you could USE me :P

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RE: a tribute to a banana

Only if it comes with the credit card number and the code :P
(k)

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RE: a tribute to a banana

mmmmm I think I will get back to you on that one Psy lol

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RE: a tribute to a banana

Looking forward to it :D

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RE: a tribute to a banana

As a simple banana, I am very humbled by all your kind words. I certainly do not deserve such a tribute but I appreciate the compliments - thank you to the first Anonymous and INYF and Psy.

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RE: a tribute to a banana

I agree with jolly ollie orange. and by the way not all fruits are equal, some are more equal than others......

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RE: a tribute to a banana

only the Chief of the Oobie Tribe can grant genius......:p!

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Danish Embassy Set Ablaze

what is anyone to make of the Danish Embassy in Beirut being burned down?
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in islam, any dipiction of mohammed is forbidden, so i've heard.. it's blasphemy.
so even if the cartoon that has caused all this uproar had originally been a drawing of mohammed smiling and smelling a flower or petting a kitten or something, then still there would have been zealots who thought it appropriate to start firebombing and killing and all.

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RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze

it sure doesnt take much to set those fellows off now do it?

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nope, it sure doesn't seem so... or at least it seems it doesn't take much to make a mountain out of a mole hill enough to manipulate a certain type of fellow into going ape shit...
seriously, don't they see the irony? ....muhammed's been depicted as a terrorist, so what's the best course of action that should be taken to protest? ..umm, engage in terrorist actions against all of denmark, of course.. that'll help disprove the opinion of that single danish cartoonist and the one danish newspaper that originally dared print his cartoon:P
muslim, jew, christian, whatever... all i know is that people in gereral seem pretty stupid sometimes.

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i believe what simply is being said here, is that of all the religions in the world, the Muslims of Islam, at least in modern day, are the more violent of any other group, and no, they appear not to see the irony of it all. Unfortunately, it's fair to say the vilolence may escalate. But then in an open society, newspapers of the media should be able to print what they so chose. If it's deemed to be stupid or offensive by other ethinc/ religious groups to print such cartoons, then these groups simply don't understand the infrastructure of free and open societies to print such things, nor will they ever, and that is a pity! Hence a Culture Clash......:(........But agreed, people in general can and do appear to be very stupid sometimes!

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C'mon! A cartoon makes Muslims go crazy and turn into angry little children! No other people in the world are crazy like Muslims! Most the problems in the world are with Muslims it seems. They are not just attacking Danish things.

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http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/000771.html

Reuters:In an Internet statement, the Islamic Army of Iraq, which has claimed responsibility for killing foreign hostages, urged militants to kidnap Danes and "cut them into as many pieces as the number of newspapers that printed the cartoons".
"The Islamic Army in Iraq also declares that all countries whose newspapers printed the insulting and disgraceful pictures are legitimate targets and our response will be ... tremendous."

It is scary how some ppl lack any sense of humor and turn it in violence :-(

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RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze

i feel it just shows how mindless ppl are.
the cartoons were printed in september without any problems.
then just now some fanatic said they should be upset, so now they are upset and killing ppl and burning things.
maybe we can draw some pictures of oil prices going up and in a few months the fanatics can get pissed off and burn all the oil fields
oh wait saddam did it already. forget it. lets go look at some boobs:D

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RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze

The Muslims react because a cartoon depicts them (by means of a cartoon of Mohammad) as terrorists and murderers, and how do they react? Like terrorists and murderers! Point proven I think.

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the only thing good about this whole thing is that for once the US isnt the big bad guy.

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for one it is a few muslim extremists creating this problem not the whole islamic world!!!!. islamic law can be swift and just. i do also nelieve under islamic tradition if a stranger turned up on your doorstep and asked for water and food you are obliged to help him.the problems in northern ireland stemmed from religeon so are all catholics and protestants lunatics???????? Unfortunately through out history many wars and conflicts have been caused by a small band of religeous extremists. Both the bible and the Koran state thou shall not kill!!!!!! most of the so called suicide attacks are due to the fact some are fooled in thinking this is their way into their promised land with allah misled by a few very well educated clerics who can like many diplomats convince many that their words are the only truth Both bush and Blair lied to their respective countries about the reasons for this so called war and many have died are they religeous fanatics? No just educated (suposedly) or got very good speech writers.as to the cartoons if the pope was the target half the catholic world be angry but no some fool decided to add fuel to the fire and make fun at the islamic nations which have been in a bitter struggle for as long as has been a history

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RE: Danish Embassy Set Ablaze

Guess this explains why they say "Don't buy danish" ,but they will never say NO! to the money danish government is helpin' them with...
....aren't they really sweet?!?
Looks bit odd to wait from september till end of january to start stirin' up the shit.Something is really fishy.
And believe me it's not nice to see your kids scared askin' ya if the war will come here in Denmark,and if it does come what's gonna happen with us :-(

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supposedly islmaic beliefs forbid not only depictions of mohammed, but of any prophet.. jesus included.
where are those muslim extremists calling for the heads of the creators of 'the passion of the christ' then, i wonder ..let alone the creators of cartoons that many christians find offensive such as 'south park'..
if the sanctity of all their beliefs are to be defended so fiercely, where are the same reactions over unflattering depictions of jesus? ...it's hypocritical.. i think it's more than just religion causing all the bedlam, it's people in postions of power spreading xenophia and hate for their own purposes and their own ends... if islam really is a peaceful religion, i just wish more in the sane muslim world would be vocal in publicly decrying this kind of insanity..

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RE: life

sounds like too much Glasgow kissing....

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RE: life

lol Edinburghdude

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RE: life

hehihohum i smell the rum of an englishmon......

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RE: life

Oh, life
It's bigger
Bigger than you, and you are not me
The lengths that I would go to...

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Daily Gospel

For Everything Holy There is Something Unholy.....Such is the Essence of Temptation......
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RE: Daily Gospel

and for everything unholy there is something wholly baloney... such is the essence of deification...

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RE: Daily Gospel

Zealous, I can only help you with your hatefulness against the Deity if you come and confess your sins. Your very soul depends upon it.....In the meantime May you find PEACE, and not take all of this too seriously :P

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RE: Daily Gospel

i never take anything too seriously... if that's a sin, i hereby dutifully confess:P
peace to you, deity... and more importantly, to all your many minions too;)

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RE: Daily Gospel

Thank you for your confession my son, it is dutifully noted, and your Salvation is now complete. All the minions shall be pleased to hear of this. Someday, you might even achieve Sainthood.......;):)

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RE: Daily Gospel

You must forthwith renounce your claim to the use of the name "Deity" and refrain from granting salvation to the unworthy, otherwise I will be forced to smite you down where you stand.

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RE: Daily Gospel

Not to worry, I was going to resign anyway. I understand how deeply all of this troubles you.........;)

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RE: well, f1 will be greatfull this season

I prefer to ride)

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RE: well, f1 will be greatfull this season

Super Aguri rulez:PPPP

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Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060208/ap_on_re_mi_ea/prophet_drawings
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it looks like theres gonna be a global war over this thing. if so, bring it on and get it over with!

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

let's hope not. it would be a real shame if ww3 began over a cartoon. sometimes people are just too sensitive.

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

yes some people are too sensitive

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

the drawings are not appropriate. but neither are the same type drawings of cartoons depicting the Prophets and Saints of other world religions. Does it not work both ways?

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what do u expect of a religious group that their only way to express discontent is with mobs burning and destroying. have these animals never heard of peaceful protesting? all they know is violence and should be treated with the same.

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

it looks like it very well may be coming down to what you just said. Not even their own leaders are condemimg their own violent protesting.

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

oh sure....it's all about the cartoons....as if LA 1992 was all about Rodney King. Sheesh.

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

well if not the cartoons it sure don't take much to get um angry do it?

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

take it easy rukidding. everyone is in agreement that the cartoon has little to do with it. But it doesn't take much for a match to envelop into a flame. maybe better put; "a spark ignites a flame."

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RE: Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan

It's a valid point LOL. Yes, ever since biblical times the Arab tribes of the Middle East have been fighting each other. It has often been said that if they were all capable of uniting as one, they would pose a formidable threat to the rest of the world. This is something however that all throughout history, the Islamic world has never been able to do. Even in modern times they have failed miserably as allies in three seperate wars against Israel. The Six-Day War in 1967, is but one example of how Egypt, Jordon, Syria, and Palestinian forces, were completely and utterly defeated in just 6 days. One important reason for this is that as Allies, they were not able to correlate all of their forces in concentrated attacks; and without effective communications, the Arab counterattack not only failed but was almost annihilated. Now you have Hamas as the new Palestinian leadership, and yet still they are "splintered," and un-united. But this news of course is nothing new. Using history as a tool of "past track records," what makes anybody think the Islamic world is ever going to form a 'united front?' So agreed, yes, even if these people were the only people left on this earth, they would eventually fight among themselves, until no one was left! Where does that leave us? Once again with a minority of (non-unified) Extremists. Unfortunately even a minority can cause a lot of havoc! :((

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

i wont b here...gotta work :( but kisses and hugs to all

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

Sure babe I'm all yours...
I think my ass has that "new car smell", and you, hot stuff, are invited for a tasty ride.

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

I will not be here I will be far to busy opening all the cards I recieve from all the hosts that love me :)

Then again I suppose I will have to find something else to do for the other 23 hours 59 minutes :P

The other 1 minute is how long it will take me to realise there is none lol

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

sure, it's where the money is. VAl.Day grosses a huge amount of income everywhere

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

of course u will Baroness ;))

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

I'll be working as usual...:-((, but in the evening we can have fun girls:PPPP

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

then it's fair to say alex that Freeda will be awaiting you! ;)

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

Even if I can not here thoughts and hugs be with you Honey from the East...and Happy V-tines day to all

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

then it's fair to say that Detka will also be awaiting you?

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RE: ~ Will You Be My Valentine ~

Seem me, I'll be very busy with girls on that night:PPPP

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Big Kiss Angelo

I know I can never hope to have the success you have with the ladies Angelo but please allow me to have the honour of wishing you a Happy Birthday.

ps Any girls you have finished with that you could throw my way yet ? :(

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RE: Big Kiss Angelo

happy birthday big boy

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RE: Big Kiss Angelo

happy birthday to my loverboy angelo

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RE: Big Kiss Angelo

Anne, I should be jealous, but no I'm not the type to get jealous .. kisses dear..
Happy BD VA.

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RE: Big Kiss Angelo

from all the boys in comm chat Angelo

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RE: Big Kiss Angelo

maybe from the boys, but not from the MEN!

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RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!

gagggggggggg

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RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!

gagging tremendously

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RE: for INYF

I suppose I should be happy but how can I be when Angelo has kept the very best for himself :(

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RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!

happy fecking birthday angelo

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RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!

I'M happy that angelo is no longer spewing his thoughtless venom in com chat. as for anne....just shows she has no taste.

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RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!

Anne, when will you wake up and smell the roses?

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RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!

You are all so f**king sad. Angelo your getting old, get use to it. As for the women here, get a life.

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RE: Happy birthday Angelo!!

welcome to fun times at Ridgemont High........all of this pretty much stays at the High School level anyway......:D

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gr8tfriend

any one been with here, she looks good
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RE: gr8tfriend

which joy is it?

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Seven days to go.......

You'll see what im taking about in seven days :p

and it is not related to Valentine's ;)
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RE: Seven days to go.......

Is it CHIP and PIN and u forgot ur pin number :-)

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RE: Seven days to go.......

10 days for me too and i cant wait

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RE: Seven days to go.......

let me guess your getting married

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RE: Seven days to go.......

Hell NO! I was not born stupid! :p

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RE: Seven days to go.......

"spit it out already i can't wait that long!!!!!!!!!!!!"

... that's what your boyfriend said last night, right ...

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RE: Seven days to go.......

yeah ok, you got me ... hurts SOOO bad baby, gotta get me some more of that!!

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RE: Seven days to go.......

My grandson's birthday??

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RE: Seven days to go.......

chocolates anne?

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RE: Seven days to go.......

yes they were, and you can have them in any flavor you want dear Anne....;))

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cc is....

like a box of chocolates, you never know what you will get when you click on video........
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RE: cc is....

Kiti where are you? :(

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RE: cc is....

Try FalikaEast or was it FalikaWest

Enjoy fan :)

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RE: cc is....

yes it was FalikaEast I believe, since she is from Russia.....thank you!

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A few jokes :p

Two men are chatting in the pub about a wedding.

Man 1 : "I think I'm going to have to wear a kilt to the wedding."
Man 2 : "Oh, aye? What's the tartan?"
Man 1 : "She'll be in a dress."

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The offside rule explained for girls.

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had 'actually been thrown' it
would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.

So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
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RE: A few jokes :p

Big lol for the third one:PPPP

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RE: A few jokes :p

lol - All three were very good :)

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RE: A few jokes :p

He only knows them coz i told them to him....gotta let the little fecker have some fun tho :p
Nice one kris

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Captain Hook

:-D Just seen on the news, he's got 7 years......
Justice does work some times,

Lets hope after that we can send him to the US, i think they still want a quiet word with him...
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RE: Captain Hook

After what he did to Peter Pan he deserves nothing less.

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RE: Captain Hook

Yes and out of prison in 2 years if he behaves.

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Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

I want to thanks to you all...It seems with each visit to my room each sexy men seem much larger, more sweaty, and they are hairy like little bears. Thank you furry men for tender, erotic visits
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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

mmmmm.....Yes..I love these men too. I call them my Super Sugar Bears. Once I was so aroused I vomited on my sheet, now I keep my love bucket near

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

this shit's funny!!

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

i thought marinky had left cc?

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

I can also add ugly and smelly to the list if you are interested?

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

you're all SO lucky Microsoft has not yet brought out my device for smell transfer over the internet ... they tell me that it will be a standard feature of their next generation operating system, so beware

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

Would much prefer teleportation machine....Just think, you could teleport urself there for a real show...lmao

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

I had a small setback with the matter transmitter (teleportation machine to the lay person). I had a dodgy relay on the external plasma return loop and ended up shunting all the positrons through the exciter coil for the free electron laser and causing a reverse cascade down the emitter array. Yeah, I know what youre gonna say normally this isnt too much of a problem because the feedback to the undulator override interlock would catch it before the emitter went critical ... but I was running the feedback loop with my neighbors Commodore 64 computer because my Cray XT3 was in the shop for repairs, and it unfortunately it couldnt handle the additional load so the interlock didnt trip and we all know what THAT means, right! Im ok though they say the skin graft should take and Ill be my old handsome self again in no time. Ive got a new relay now and Ive almost got the emitter repaired. The FEL took a beating but I used the radiator from the neighbors 67 Oldsmobile Cutlass to patch up the undulator cooling coil so we should be back in action soon. I will keep you informed ...

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

Thanks A Banana..... lmao

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

I think your mistake was in not using the ZX Spectrum :D

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

ok, NOW you tell me! I had problems with the ZX in the time machine/bagel toaster I built last year (I think it was a problem with wide range of choices of bagel types available these days compared to 1982-83 when Sinclair threw that baby together), and the C64 seemed to work just fine in the geosynchronous satellite with the micro-Hubble telescope I sent up a couple of months ago to spy into my neighbors bedroom. In this latest case, I think there was just too much going on with the undulator feedback loop and the C64 couldn't keep up with both that and the game of Daley Thompson's Olympic Challenge I was playing at the time. Life is a learning experience and I think I have learned something valuable from this ...

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

i tried teleportation, but a fly entered the pod i was in. now im not myself anymore, i crave sugar and climb walls.......

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

If Microsoft released it then there's nothing to worry about -- it would freeze before the connection was established.

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other way around actually ... the Star Trek people got all their ideas from me ... they never really paid for them but I got some on-screen time as large alien plant in an episode from the second season of Star Trek:TNG ... plus I got a handjob from Commander Data so it wasn't all bad ...

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RE: StarTrek

Say what you will, but nothing can replace StarTrek the 1st Generation! Had it not been for the success of the 1st Original Series, the other ones would have never followed!

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RE: StarTrek

All Star Trek series were great..., only the newest (Star Trek Enterprise) need some (a lot of...lol) developing, to become perfect.

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RE: Looking for Sweaty, Hairy Men

ANNA Check out SexyIndian03....u might like him

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RE: What do you think?

I think all this tells me is that you shouldn't watch so much TV

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simple ... Knight Rider reruns

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RE: What do you think?

Ekaterina, not again!.........lol!

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Yes. It is correct and it is too simplified at the same time. It is also a generalization about genders and there are exceptions and individuals in each gender who will vary greatly from the norm.

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RE: not having sex

How many times do I have to tell you girls. Sex for pleasure is wrong :(

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RE: not having sex

... unless it is with me, then it is SO right!

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Don't worry. We shall meet very soon, and you can do anything you want with me. :)

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RE: not having sex

So what?
I've waited just as long for my dear one... maybe it is you?
Patience can be worth it sometimes

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RE: not having sex

Exactly! Silence is Golden!.....Abstinence is Perfection! You will be Blessed!

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