General Forum
RE: do u believe in the soul transfer????
I ripped my new pants today...kind of the same thing?
RE: do u believe in the soul transfer????
Coincidentally, I have just finished designing a machine that may facilitate this. The basic premise behind my device stems from my observations over the years that there is an essential "something" which resides in every living cell and that this "something" can be transferred from one cell to another in much the same way as the nucleus of one cell can be transferred to another in cloning. This is a rather tedious process and I reasoned that there must be an easier way to do this.
So, I used my old defunct microwave oven, hooked up the klystron from my neighbors microwave while he's out of town, rewired the original kylstron in such a way as to generate microwave radiation which phase shifted by 90 degrees relative to the phase of the first klystron. I fed these two waves through a pseudo-nuclear phase-interlocked meson converter (the spare one from my matter transmitter) and aimed this beam back into the cavity of my old oven. I figured I would do my initial experiments on some inanimate objects, so I put in one of my old Reeboks and my neighbors flip-flop and powered it up. The results were promising, in that the bottom of the Reebok shoe and the bottom of the flip-flop actually exchanged places ... so I think I'm partially there, in that I have facilitated a transfer of sorts, just not the right kind of sole ... work continues ...
So, I used my old defunct microwave oven, hooked up the klystron from my neighbors microwave while he's out of town, rewired the original kylstron in such a way as to generate microwave radiation which phase shifted by 90 degrees relative to the phase of the first klystron. I fed these two waves through a pseudo-nuclear phase-interlocked meson converter (the spare one from my matter transmitter) and aimed this beam back into the cavity of my old oven. I figured I would do my initial experiments on some inanimate objects, so I put in one of my old Reeboks and my neighbors flip-flop and powered it up. The results were promising, in that the bottom of the Reebok shoe and the bottom of the flip-flop actually exchanged places ... so I think I'm partially there, in that I have facilitated a transfer of sorts, just not the right kind of sole ... work continues ...
RE: do u believe in the soul transfer????
yes, and i remember seeing that sea in the desert; there was a ship on it! :P
Must Be Herbal Essences:-))
One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
RE: Must Be Herbal Essences:-))
lol Alex very good.
So there are some advantages to being a midget :P
So there are some advantages to being a midget :P
RE: boring
Sorry what were you saying. I only got half way through your po zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
RE: boring
Yeah,its a booring time....I just stay home,look at the computer...and nothing.Nothing interesting at tv...noone to go out with,cc page is empthy...Damn!
To Karycia
Karycia you should do what i do when I am bored.
I go and have sex with the first person who talks (or types) to me :P
I go and have sex with the first person who talks (or types) to me :P
To ImNotYourFriend
Are u crazy?What do i do in this situation?My mom talked to me!!!
:((((((((((((((
:((((((((((((((
RE: boring
whats wrong with you people? how can you be bored as long as you a a brain in your head and a breath in your body? you have plenty of time to be bored when youre dead. dont waste your life with it. read a book, make a picture, watch some people, listen to some music, write a song, fall in love....whatever! just live.
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
A Schumi fan again... hhmmmmmmmm so what makes you think that he will be strong this year....
The tyres, cos he can change them like b4 and run away with the championship again.... NO thx...
The engine... Maybe V8 this year so could be good... :P
Schumi himself good possiblity.... Good team mate i think again this year...
What about Rubens at Honda Blaze what u think???
whatever happens will be gr8 season i hope.... :)
The tyres, cos he can change them like b4 and run away with the championship again.... NO thx...
The engine... Maybe V8 this year so could be good... :P
Schumi himself good possiblity.... Good team mate i think again this year...
What about Rubens at Honda Blaze what u think???
whatever happens will be gr8 season i hope.... :)
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
As my nickname is Button (given by CrystalDream) I will go for him this year.......
Tho a big ask for him, so more than likely Kimi to win.......
Schumi sucks, and you know it!!!!!!
Tho a big ask for him, so more than likely Kimi to win.......
Schumi sucks, and you know it!!!!!!
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
Thats a good idea DM.
Unfortunately there isn't a driver called fuck off you ugly bastard :(
Unfortunately there isn't a driver called fuck off you ugly bastard :(
RE: Kimi???????? NEVER!!!!!!! To Blaze... :P
HOY! hands off the legend! we'll be back! if not this year then next for sure...FIA's games against Ferrari are over. Schumi's law is just around the corner gentlemen:)
superbowl ads
I know many people on this site are not from the usa but one of the reason now to watch the superbowl is the ads. Here is a link to see some of the ads from the superbowl. Just click on the ad and when next page arrives click play.
http://kyw.com/topstories/topstories_story_036202412.html
http://kyw.com/topstories/topstories_story_036202412.html
RE: superbowl ads
I believe it is safe to say that most people on this site are located somewhere other than the USA.
RE: superbowl ads
re-read viewer9 if ur not too old that is..they said MANY on here r from the US they didnt say MOST....take a step back, adjust ur bifocals and then try again. LOL
RE: superbowl ads
He actually said "many people on this site are NOT from the usa"
Maybe you need to borrow those bifocals :P
Maybe you need to borrow those bifocals :P
RE: superbowl ads
hmmmm i wonder about the true demographic of the majority of members...........lots of HORNY HORNY dudes in antartica im thinkin.
RE: superbowl ads
viewer9 was just expressing his own opinion in his own way. It was perfectly understandable!
Looking for sweet hairy lady
Hello there Host
I would like to find some host that have not gotten into the little girl look with shaved pussy.
I like full bushy privates on a lady!!!
Any suggestions??
I would like to find some host that have not gotten into the little girl look with shaved pussy.
I like full bushy privates on a lady!!!
Any suggestions??
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
Let me call Mom and see if she is free. Sweet hairy lady....Jesus...where do you people come from.
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
For a second there, I thought you wanted a lady with a beard. :)
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
i like it a little hairy too sometimes.
cheack out ''CumCatcher21'' , her pics the other day look like there is some fuzziness down there, i havent seen it yet tho, im a breastman, so thats wat im looking at. :D:D
cheack out ''CumCatcher21'' , her pics the other day look like there is some fuzziness down there, i havent seen it yet tho, im a breastman, so thats wat im looking at. :D:D
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
I have a cat with a verry hairy pussy.Its a verry sweet animal:) and its a female(girl).:P!!
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
Yes,she has:).A ball and a doll.She only have sex with my neighbour's tomcat,cos she cant reach Puss-in-Boots,wich she is in love with,and her partner looks a bit like him.:D!!
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
A ball and a doll. Lucky hairy pussy :)
I also have a doll but thats another story :P
I also have a doll but thats another story :P
RE: Looking for sweet hairy lady
I forgot to tell u that i am "hi hi" in the anterior message!:P
RE: VIPIntrigue
as my dad says: there ain't no such thing as a bad hummer.
if he likes how you do it now, dont change! keep up the good work!
if he likes how you do it now, dont change! keep up the good work!
RE: VIPIntrigue
You can beat your wife...you can beat your kids...you can beat your dog...but you can't beat a blowjob.
RE: VIPIntrigue
Have u tried ice in ur mouth, very cold sensation, then hot drink, gently jab a finger in his ass same time, where and when should also vary; take him be surprise in public places, If he is still hot for u he will get hard immediately when u occasinally lay ur hand on his member in passing in theatres, movies, pull him into public toilets, the possibilities are endless. Squeeze the balls, gently or firmly depending how he likes. Good luck
RE: VIPIntrigue
Eat mentholated candies. And INYF, met any that didn`t wanna suck your dick ?! :))
Recommended Reading
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Now observe this group of courageous women, ages 25 to 68, gathered to honor women's sex organs with intimate images of their own vulvas. Hear women speak about the relationship they have with their genitals. Watch them trimming and shaping their pubic hair in preparation for their pussy portraits, then the actual photo session, followed by their own artwork inspired by the photos. See the diagrams of the whole clitoris from A New View of A Woman's Body. Follow along as Betty guides the women through her ten suggested steps for genital self-massage. Become part of this joyful group in applauding the diversity of Mother Nature's most exquisite work of art, the divine vulva.
While the other women observe, Betty Dodson points out the individual design of each vulva in the spot light. A Classical cunt with perfect proportions, a Gothic vulva with cathedral shaped arches, a Baroque Pussy with elaborate drapery and an Art Deco yoni with graceful fluted lines. The variation and diversity is like snowflakes: No two vulvas are ever identical.
Now observe this group of courageous women, ages 25 to 68, gathered to honor women's sex organs with intimate images of their own vulvas. Hear women speak about the relationship they have with their genitals. Watch them trimming and shaping their pubic hair in preparation for their pussy portraits, then the actual photo session, followed by their own artwork inspired by the photos. See the diagrams of the whole clitoris from A New View of A Woman's Body. Follow along as Betty guides the women through her ten suggested steps for genital self-massage. Become part of this joyful group in applauding the diversity of Mother Nature's most exquisite work of art, the divine vulva.
While the other women observe, Betty Dodson points out the individual design of each vulva in the spot light. A Classical cunt with perfect proportions, a Gothic vulva with cathedral shaped arches, a Baroque Pussy with elaborate drapery and an Art Deco yoni with graceful fluted lines. The variation and diversity is like snowflakes: No two vulvas are ever identical.
anyone miss me?
i'm a cummin' baaaaaack! hope to see you soon! anyone know who i might be? he he he... love ya! xoxox
RE: anyone miss me?
No i have no idea who you are! Maybe if you put your name to your post i would be able to say lol Hence why i decided not to post my name!!!!!!!!!!! are only 20,000 hosts or so so is the proverbial needle in a haystack :P
RE: anyone miss me?
Anne? is it really you Anne? :D
if not, then pisoff :P
i only miss Anne :D
if not, then pisoff :P
i only miss Anne :D
RE: anyone miss me?
omg chuck left?! shit who else did i miss out on leaving noticing a lot of familiar names being called out... still not mine... lol
xoxox cs
ps i love all you angy unsatisfied meanies... pay me a visit to relieve that stress lol... and i'm no russian btw kissssssssssssssssses!
xoxox cs
ps i love all you angy unsatisfied meanies... pay me a visit to relieve that stress lol... and i'm no russian btw kissssssssssssssssses!
To Imao & Ha, Ha, Ha
Don't Worry Triks, I'm still around.
How empty you would feel without my hot grooves moistening you up.
Take Care
Your Pal,
Chuck11
How empty you would feel without my hot grooves moistening you up.
Take Care
Your Pal,
Chuck11
to nope not Triks
Yeah man, you're right. My little love goblin sent me an e-mail saying it wasn't her, she doesn't write in the forums any more to busy, but still digs my hot free shows from time to time.
Thanks for the info, muchacho
Charles
Thanks for the info, muchacho
Charles
RE: your Kissing style....
I think the girls I have kissed would probably disagree with what the stars say :P
RE: your Kissing style....
I think Taurus and Gemini are the wrong way around.... In my case anyway... lol
RE: your Kissing style....
Me i`m Pisces. So thats spot on... Who wants a kiss now line up in single file no pushing now.. :P
my Kissing style....
i slowly caress her hair away from her face and move in slowly
and
put my head between her legs and and try to touch her tonsils :P
hehe(K) hehe(K)
and
put my head between her legs and and try to touch her tonsils :P
hehe(K) hehe(K)
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:-))
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
RE: 10 Reasons NOT to Date a Hockey Player :-p
1. They always wear protection, i would wear protection too considering all that goes on during the after game shower
2. They have great hands that includes using them to smack other guys asses in the shower and when they score
3. They are used to scoring on other guys.
4. They have great stamina even though they have to go out ever 2 minutes and sit on the bench, a take a rest that sure is lots and lots and lots of stamina...who the hell else could skate around for 2 minutes?
5. They find the opening and get it in...an opening to the penalty box
6. They never miss the target, and their target just happens to be the asshole
7. They know how to use their wood like smacking it with other guys when they score.
8. They have long sticks, long but skinny as hell, the needle sticks
9. They know when to play rough, and that is why the average score of a hockey game is more than they average number of teeth they have
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls, and hockey players only know how to score on other guys letting their stick lead the way
2. They have great hands that includes using them to smack other guys asses in the shower and when they score
3. They are used to scoring on other guys.
4. They have great stamina even though they have to go out ever 2 minutes and sit on the bench, a take a rest that sure is lots and lots and lots of stamina...who the hell else could skate around for 2 minutes?
5. They find the opening and get it in...an opening to the penalty box
6. They never miss the target, and their target just happens to be the asshole
7. They know how to use their wood like smacking it with other guys when they score.
8. They have long sticks, long but skinny as hell, the needle sticks
9. They know when to play rough, and that is why the average score of a hockey game is more than they average number of teeth they have
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls, and hockey players only know how to score on other guys letting their stick lead the way
RE: 10 Reasons NOT to Date a Hockey Player :-p
Your wrong DM your post convinced me more that I want to date a hockey player than Alex's:D
RE: 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:-))
odd that you bring up baseball...almost all of it can be said for them too! (aren't the ave. bb scores higher? aren't the games longer?)
RE: i hope this season will...
I do not know anything about it...I met a monk from Tibet yesterday and I cannot think at somethingelse...He is soooo beautiful, sooo pure!
He will fly back in a week...I can see him Wednesday evening again! I am afraid to go!I easy fall in love..
He will fly back in a week...I can see him Wednesday evening again! I am afraid to go!I easy fall in love..
RE: i hope this season will...
a monk!!!!!!!!!!!! leave him alone to pursue his Godly intentions :P
RE: World Champion
Yes the Steelers defense got the job done. And they also covered the 4 point spread.
RE: World Champion
how can they b champions of the "world " when only american teams can compete
RE: World Champion
no ernie im not, a matter of fact should this thread continue, i hope to stay completely out of it.....:)
RE: World Champion
aw..it's over i think...afterall...Super Bowl Sunday is all about the party anyways!
Super Bowl winner
They won the Super Bowl, not the World Championship.
Secondly, let the Super Bowl winner play ANY other foot ball team ... who do you think will win? The Barcelona Dragons??? The Calgary Stampeders??? They do not claim to be world champions, but in their sport, they surely are.
They are the champions of the National Football League ... not the World Champions ... such a large chip on your shoulder ... get over it
Secondly, let the Super Bowl winner play ANY other foot ball team ... who do you think will win? The Barcelona Dragons??? The Calgary Stampeders??? They do not claim to be world champions, but in their sport, they surely are.
They are the champions of the National Football League ... not the World Champions ... such a large chip on your shoulder ... get over it
RE: Super Bowl winner
they won the world championship of american football.. the barcelona dragons are a part of nothing more than a developmental league for the nfl, and canadian football isn't quite the same game.. besides, canadian football has it's own world championship.. it's called the grey cup, and it's pretty damn super too:P
RE: World Champion
I think the Football world cup has not started yet .....!!!
will be in summer ,,
countries spent last year qualifying ,, Finals this summer ..
will be world football champions ..
will be in summer ,,
countries spent last year qualifying ,, Finals this summer ..
will be world football champions ..
RE: World Champion
How can you call it 'football' when only one guy is allowed to use his feet to kick the ball????????
RE: World Champion
Because its named after the place it was invented.
Football was invented in England not the US
Football was invented in England not the US
RE: World Champion
Arent these guys rich enough to buy their own football - then they wouldn't have to fight over the one pigskin
proactiv solution
not sure if this will be posted but anyways.
if you have acne and are thinking about this product.
this is my experience so far.....
took over a month to recieve order ''computer error''
they reduced price but instead of original price of $40 +9 s/h
went to $31 however charged my bank acct $81 and will not correct the latest ''error''
as for results well i only used it 2 days so far and will not be getting more. oh well , good luck
now back to loading porn where i will enjoy getting fkt :D
if you have acne and are thinking about this product.
this is my experience so far.....
took over a month to recieve order ''computer error''
they reduced price but instead of original price of $40 +9 s/h
went to $31 however charged my bank acct $81 and will not correct the latest ''error''
as for results well i only used it 2 days so far and will not be getting more. oh well , good luck
now back to loading porn where i will enjoy getting fkt :D
RE: proactiv solution
john, if i were you i would go to your bank talk to the highest bank officer and demand my money back! you might be surprised what a little assertive power can do, and they'll be surprised also!
RE: proactiv solution
agreed...and bringing emails etc, that admit the problem especially if they show the price you paid, then compare to what's on your statement. believe me, the bank has seen this kind of thing before. i also agree about taking it straight to the highest bank rep you can, the higher you start the more they can "see" of what's going on in your acct.
RE: proactiv solution
I read where masturbation makes acne worse....I am not saying anything....but if you are pizza face you might want to lay off CC for a few months....at least until the prom is over.
RE: proactiv solution
cum is a great topical skin treatment.... get a refund. and when youre on cc aim high! lolol
RE: real angels
Maybe they mean "dark angels". Also, this site isn't entirely a porno site. The Non Adult section is not porn and full of angels. :)
RE: real angels
yes angels can work on this site.most girls here,in my experience,are just working to improve & better their lives.that is to be admired & respected.there are a lot worse things that they could do.oh another thing,looking like an angel does not mean you are an angel.it would be nicer to hear that you have the heart of an angel.more kitties miss kiss?
RE: real angels
well it's kind of like DevilxAngel. She can be at times a devil, and at other times an angel. It's really a cute name when you think about it, with a comparison jekyll and Hyde personality. So she can be an angel when she wants to, and then a devil when she wants to. This is something like "fallen angel" and heaven's angel." The hosts can play both roles as 'bad girl'.....'good girl'.....And lets face it, we guys love it! :))
RE: real angels
boy you have a vivid imagination.most of them are just normal good girls earning a living.what colour is the sky in your world?lol
RE: real angels
"it is nice to hear when people tell u " u look like an angel" but do angels work on the porno sites?" What do u want to hear?"U look like hell!" so ur appearance match a porn site?Besides,im sure u know the diffrence between a compliment and...
;)Good luck!
iuliana
;)Good luck!
iuliana
Half time Sow
My Gosh Mick Jagger is an old fart
And he cannot remember the words to Satisfaction!!!
Hmmmm
I am trying to remember how many times I got stoned to the stones!!!
And he cannot remember the words to Satisfaction!!!
Hmmmm
I am trying to remember how many times I got stoned to the stones!!!
RE: Half time Sow
Just saw it USABOB, and yea Mick is showing some age all right! Wait a minute, isn't he SirMick now?
RE: Half time Sow
Mick is still in better shape than any guy in his early 60's and in better shape than many much younger than he.
RE: Half time Sow
this is true viewer9. I was just wondering if mick had been Knighted by the Queen? I think he has?
RE: Half time Sow
I know Paul Mc Cartney and Elton John are knights, but do not recall hearing that Jagger was. But if I had to guess, I would say that yes, he a knight.
RE: Half time Sow
Yep viewer9 knew about the one's you mentioned, just too lazy to do a search for good ole mick.....lol.....but my guess is a Yea also....;)
RE: Half time Sow
Arise Sir Mick!
Mick accepted his knighthood from Prince Charles at Buckingham Palace today. ``It's very nice to have honors given to you as long as you don't take it all too seriously,'' said Mick outside the Palace. He wore black suede and leather sneakers for the occasion and was accompanied at the ceremony by his 92-year-old father Joe and daughters Karis, and Elizabeth.
Mick accepted his knighthood from Prince Charles at Buckingham Palace today. ``It's very nice to have honors given to you as long as you don't take it all too seriously,'' said Mick outside the Palace. He wore black suede and leather sneakers for the occasion and was accompanied at the ceremony by his 92-year-old father Joe and daughters Karis, and Elizabeth.
RE: Half time Sow
Interesting how chivalry has changed throughout the ages. In ye old days of yore, Knighthood was invested upon soldiers and warriors who proved personal acts of valor and heroism in battle and during civil strife. Now a days, Knighthood is granted/invested upon those who excell in the arts and sciences within the United Kingdom. Wonder what would have happened if SirMick had showed up at the Palace wearing a coat of armor, and armor sneakers.....LOL.......Ah well, so much for the good ole days.........and for my British friends I know the proper spelling is Valour and Armour......;)
RE: Half time Sow
The first performer to be knighted was Sir Henry Victor, a Shakesperian actor popular in the late 1800's to the early 1900's. Oddly enough most people do not remember his name now, but most have heard of his personal secretary's name Abraham Stoker, better know as Brahm Stoker -- the author of Dracula.
RE: Half time Sow
Well one thing for sure is the Mick and the Stones are, always have been, and always will be the greatest rock and roll band in the world.
Anyone know where...
Anyone know where ASIANxNIGHTS has disappeared to?
I can't find her using the search :( one of the nicest chinese girls on here :(
Help!
I can't find her using the search :( one of the nicest chinese girls on here :(
Help!
Welcome Back
How nice to see...thought you gone for good...nice to see a man with true passion back.
I get goosebumps when I see you dance, lover...
Kisses
I get goosebumps when I see you dance, lover...
Kisses
RE: Welcome Back
Thanks..stop in and see I have a new trick I haven't shown you yet.
Poppa, woppa doo, baby :)
Chuck11
Poppa, woppa doo, baby :)
Chuck11
Thank You So Much
Thanks to all the ladies who fillled my in-box with e-mails while I was away. Sorry to leave you without hot free action for so long.
I'm back now live and on-line, ready to make all your dreams come true (with some hot new dances). Come into my free cam for a taste of ultra-yummy Chuck.
See you soon Foxes,
Your ball of lovin',
Chuck11
I'm back now live and on-line, ready to make all your dreams come true (with some hot new dances). Come into my free cam for a taste of ultra-yummy Chuck.
See you soon Foxes,
Your ball of lovin',
Chuck11
RE: Thank You So Much
I miss you so much Chuck.. That handsome face -- That sexy body ---- Mmmmmmm.. makes me sweat and tingle all over just thinking about it. Let's go cam2cam again next time and we can press our bodys against the cam and give each other kisses.
back to the bumper stickers
just found more to add from an earlier post
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
Everyone has a photographic memory..some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..
Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America ...now speak English
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
Everyone has a photographic memory..some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..
Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America ...now speak English
RE: back to the bumper stickers
know what you mean about the "Now Speak English" The technicality here is that in the USA, neither the President or the Congress has tried to come up with a bill, making English the official lauguage of the US. Of course if someone knows more about this than I do, then please do come forward.......It may very well have come up in the Congress before, I personally just don't remember?
RE: back to the bumper stickers
On the bumper of a female co-workers car "Just let me shop and nobody get's hurt!"
RE: back to the bumper stickers
I remember one, and I may not be saying it right but it was pretty funny....It went something like; "Watch Out Mother in Law in Trunk!"
RE: back to the bumper stickers
i had an ex-gf that was terrible driver, i bought her one:
"if you don't like the way i drive, keep the hell off the sidewalk!"
a girl i knew had one:
"A hard man is good to find" (a play on the saying, "a good man is hard to find-for those who hadn't heard it)
"if you don't like the way i drive, keep the hell off the sidewalk!"
a girl i knew had one:
"A hard man is good to find" (a play on the saying, "a good man is hard to find-for those who hadn't heard it)
a few funny things i had said to me
im ready to listen....r u ready to think??
why dont u slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
never go to bed angry...stay up and plot ur revenge
have a nice day....someplace else
well are'nt u just the most adorable black hole of need
shhhhh.....thats the sound of nobody caring what u think
did u eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
i dont know what ur problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce
if u have something to say raise ur hand and put it over ur mouth
b4 u came along we were hungry...now we r just fed up
ur not urself today...i noticed the improvement imediately
would u like some cheese to go with that whine?
im busy now can i ignore u some other time?
u really r as pretty as a picture...i'd like to hang u
i'd like to give u a going away present..first do ur part
i'd like to help u out...which way did u come in?
wipe ur mouth...there is still a tiny bit of bullshit on ur lips
why dont u slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
never go to bed angry...stay up and plot ur revenge
have a nice day....someplace else
well are'nt u just the most adorable black hole of need
shhhhh.....thats the sound of nobody caring what u think
did u eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
i dont know what ur problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce
if u have something to say raise ur hand and put it over ur mouth
b4 u came along we were hungry...now we r just fed up
ur not urself today...i noticed the improvement imediately
would u like some cheese to go with that whine?
im busy now can i ignore u some other time?
u really r as pretty as a picture...i'd like to hang u
i'd like to give u a going away present..first do ur part
i'd like to help u out...which way did u come in?
wipe ur mouth...there is still a tiny bit of bullshit on ur lips
Smileyone
Does any one remember a host named smileyone??
If so (other than the usual smartass guys) do you know anything about what she may be doing now??
If so (other than the usual smartass guys) do you know anything about what she may be doing now??
RE: Smileyone
September 2, 2003 is what her profile says when she was last online. Yea, I Iost a host also going back a couple of years, and cannot find her........It's amazing how some of us get attached to some of these hosts.........but a bummer to lose them :((
RE: Smileyone
Which just goes to prove how wrong you are to get attached to them in the first place.
RE: Smileyone
hey INYF, it happens to the best of us.......If you hang around long enough, you might even find yourself becoming attached to one or more of them? The problem with alot of guys is, they just don't like to admit it......It's a guy thing you know!
To those who complain about selfish hosts...
You should know that now all hosts are thinking about just themselves. Some of them actually try to help sick people, even by taking names to remind people of the illnesses.
Case in point is a young lady fighting against Multiple Scleroris in her own unique way - go to MSrussia and say thanks from me. :-)
Case in point is a young lady fighting against Multiple Scleroris in her own unique way - go to MSrussia and say thanks from me. :-)
RE: To those who complain about selfish hosts...
That was a big typo there!!
What I meant was that NOT all hosts are thinking about themselves. :-)
And I hope you understood the joke, people...
What I meant was that NOT all hosts are thinking about themselves. :-)
And I hope you understood the joke, people...
RE: To those who complain about selfish hosts...
yea u really nailed me on that one Sick Man....lol....and u know it's funny, when I first read that i had a weird feeling about it, something just didn't seem quite right.......At first i wasn't going to even touch it; should have listened to my 'sixth sense.'.......:P
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...:-))
A sailor walked into a bar with a small head.
The bartender asked what happened.
The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days when I saw a mermaid."
She said, "I will grant you three wishes."
The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat on the horizon. Then I wished I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I did."
Then I said, "I wish you would give me a little head.":PPPPPPPP
The bartender asked what happened.
The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days when I saw a mermaid."
She said, "I will grant you three wishes."
The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat on the horizon. Then I wished I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I did."
Then I said, "I wish you would give me a little head.":PPPPPPPP
RE: I came back from PARADISE!
Phi Phi Islands would come close...
...though the new 'World' they are creating near Dubai sure is going to look amazing.
...though the new 'World' they are creating near Dubai sure is going to look amazing.